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    Post Plotting the Blotto Empire...

    Here are some patriotic songs to raise the spirit of our people, my dearest Blotto


    You're a Grand Old Blotto

    You're a grand old Blotto
    You're a high flying Blotto
    And forever in terror may you soar
    You're the second in command of
    The land we love.
    The bringer of tyranny and war
    Ev'ry heart beats alotto
    'neath the Red, White and Blotto,
    Where there's always a boast or brag.
    Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
    Keep your eye on the grand old Blot

    (repeat)


    More to come soon! We need some battle marches...hmm...
    I envision a world where people dawning long white robes and elaborate headdresses run rampant down the streets, waving their arms in the air while screaming "we've gone mad, we've gone mad", like defrocked monks breaking the silence of ages past.

    Spoonblade: Sharper than a knife and twice as deadly.

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    Post Re: Plotting the Blotto Empire...

    hmmmn.....can't seem to find this empire on any map.

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    Post Re: Plotting the Blotto Empire...

    Rule Blotto

    When BlottoBlottoBlotto first at Nature's command
    Arose from to form a new domain;
    This was the charter of the Empire,
    And guardian demons sang this strain;

    Rule, Blotto! Blotto, rule the waves:
    All shall be your slaves.

    The nations not so blest as thee,
    Shall in time to us tyrants fall;
    While thou shalt flourish great and free,
    The dread and curse of them all.

    Rule, Blotto! Blotto, rule the waves:
    All shall be your slaves.

    Still more majestic shalt thou rise,
    More dreadful with each passing year;
    As the loud blast that tears the skies,
    BlottoBlottoBlotto shall instill FearFearFear

    Rule, Blotto! Blotto, rule the waves:
    All shall be your slaves.

    Oh haughty tyrants we shall be,
    All our attempts to overthrow
    Will arouse thy generous flame;
    Death and chaos they will know.

    Rule, Blotto! Blotto, rule the waves:
    All shall be your slaves.

    To Blotto belongs the supreme reign;
    Thy cities shall with omnipotence shine;
    All thine shall be the subject main,
    And every shore it circles thine.

    Rule, Blotto! Blotto, rule the waves:
    All shall be your slaves.

    The Masses, with obedience found,
    Shall to thy greatly lands repair;
    Blest Empire! With matchless beauty crowned,
    And manly hearts to set on war.

    Rule, Blotto! Blotto, rule the waves:
    All the world shall be your slaves.
    I envision a world where people dawning long white robes and elaborate headdresses run rampant down the streets, waving their arms in the air while screaming "we've gone mad, we've gone mad", like defrocked monks breaking the silence of ages past.

    Spoonblade: Sharper than a knife and twice as deadly.

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    Post Re: Plotting the Blotto Empire...

    hmmmn.....can't seem to find this empire on any map.
    Of course you couldn't.
    The Great Marlo-Blottian Empire is everything that you can see,
    everything that you hear, touch, taste and smell. Each your thought
    is a tiny miserable particle of it. Every thing that you can understand
    is a part of it. Each your dream and each your fear is part of it. All of
    your hopes belong to it. Every thing that you will never understand is
    a part of it and everything that you want to be is there. It is all that
    you'll never be and everything that you are...
    Look around.
    Feel it.
    A virtual Empire. Empire in your mind.
    But painfully real.

    And
    right here
    and
    right now
    it is a
    begining
    of a new
    ERA.

    *

    As you are reading these letters you are
    already infected with the marlo-blottian virus
    and this is irreversible and incurable.
    We conquered your mind and you are asking WHY !
    You'll never know.

    to be continued....






    Duce Duce Duce !!!
    Blotto Blotto Blotto !!!
    Marla Marla Marla !!!

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    Post Re: Plotting the Blotto Empire...

    Welcome all...to the vortex.

    ALL HAIL!
    Blotto !
    Blotto !
    Blotto!
    I envision a world where people dawning long white robes and elaborate headdresses run rampant down the streets, waving their arms in the air while screaming "we've gone mad, we've gone mad", like defrocked monks breaking the silence of ages past.

    Spoonblade: Sharper than a knife and twice as deadly.

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    Post Re: Plotting the Blotto Empire...

    Quote Originally Posted by Marla
    Welcome all...to the vortex.

    ALL HAIL!
    Blotto !
    Blotto !
    Blotto!
    Yes! Hail Blotto! Blotto! Blotto! The olde ones spoke of this day arriving but I never thought I'd see it...had always thought it a myth. The day of The Blotto is here and it's not going to go away!

    It's only appropriate that such a new era have an appropriate drinking song! I propose Roll Out The Blotto

    Roll out the Blotto,
    We'll have a Blotto of fun
    Roll out the Blotto,
    We've got the blues on the run
    Zing boom tararrel,
    Ring out a song of good cheer
    Now's the time to roll the Blotto,
    For the gang's all here


    All Hail Blotto!
    Turman found a copy of The Graduate, and thought highly enough of the story that he made a movie he considered to be 90-percent faithful to the book.

    But Turman and director Mike Nichols made one key adaptation, changing the Braddocks from WASP-y blonde characters into a dark-haired, more ethnic-looking family.

    From NPR's Present at the Creation

    http://www.npr.org/programs/morning/features/patc/graduate/

    http://www.norcalmovies.com/TheGraduate/tg11.jpg

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    Smile Happy 2000th post, Marla !!!


    ................................................................
    :onfire Happy 2000th post my Marling !!! :onfire

    ............................... ...........................


    You'll never be myMarla Magdalena !

    click -> http://free.techno-link.com/ChesterB/Sandra%20-%20(I'll%20Never%20Be)%20Maria%20Magdale na.mp3

    But I may dream about you, may I !!!?


    *This post is still under construction. Please visit later!
    But the celebrations may start!!!
    Everyone is invited !
    Please post your greetings and presents!!!

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    ........................................ ........................................ ..graphics: BlottoBlottoBlotto !!!
    Rule, Blotto! Blotto, rule the waves:
    All the world shall be your slaves.
    Marla /03. 2004

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    Post Re: Happy 2000th post, Marla !!!

    Thank you, dearest Blotto!

    And now----------------WE DANCE!

    :cucumber :cucumber

    Thus is the national dance of the Marlo-Blottonian Empire! Hail be the Blotto!
    I envision a world where people dawning long white robes and elaborate headdresses run rampant down the streets, waving their arms in the air while screaming "we've gone mad, we've gone mad", like defrocked monks breaking the silence of ages past.

    Spoonblade: Sharper than a knife and twice as deadly.

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    Post Re: Happy 2000th post, Marla !!!

    Blotto, I promise the full support of my Montenegrin Fremen!

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    Post Re: Plotting the Blotto Empire...

    From miles and miles away they come! From the four corners of the earth!

    By Ones
    :cucumber
    By Twos
    :cucumber :cucumber
    And By Threes
    :cucumber :cucumber :cucumber

    Until Finally The Waiting Is Over And The Day Arrives That Blotto Presents Not Only Himself But His Message To The World!




    The Crowds Go Silent And Blotto Speaks....







    The Choco Ration Is Being Increased From Ten To Twenty Grams Per Week! Praise Be To Big Blotto!!!
    Last edited by Gladstone; Monday, March 29th, 2004 at 02:58 AM.
    Turman found a copy of The Graduate, and thought highly enough of the story that he made a movie he considered to be 90-percent faithful to the book.

    But Turman and director Mike Nichols made one key adaptation, changing the Braddocks from WASP-y blonde characters into a dark-haired, more ethnic-looking family.

    From NPR's Present at the Creation

    http://www.npr.org/programs/morning/features/patc/graduate/

    http://www.norcalmovies.com/TheGraduate/tg11.jpg

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