The Stormfront Scholarship Fund

[jack_boot]

Open to Whites only, of course, the foremost minority group on the entire planet.

http://www.stormfront.org/scholarship/

Comprising less than 10% of the world's human population, including allegedly human, the White race is responsible for modern civilization in it's entirety.

The accomplishments of this minority race have reduced the endeavors of all other races combined to insignificance. Even the Chinese, that ancient and cultured people, by comparison deserve little more than a museum display in the Smithsonian to mark their place in this world, a good-natured nod of acknowledgement from the good-natured Aryan.

Let us continue to encourage the scholastic pursuits of this somewhat rowdy party-loving tribe of scientists, explorers, conquerors, goddesses and cool kids.

Dedicated to the Faustian spirit of the Aryan, this scholarship goes to Whites only because, really, nobody else is good enough.

Long live the Aryan race.

[jack_boot]

Tell you the truth, Njord, I don't actually know. The Boss just kind of sprung this on us. He does that sometimes to see if we're paying attention.

I see it as a middle finger - err, excuse me, "counterbalance" - to the affirmative action scholastic programs common in the empire. Do you have such abominations in Germany? Here, for example, a Turk immigrant would get preference over a White native-born, no matter the scholastic aptitude of the White be higher.

[Awar]

Rusalka, did you hear that?!

[Abby Normal]

No offense, but it would be kind of embarrassing to get a scholarship from Stormfront.

[jack_boot]

No offense, but it would be kind of embarrassing to get a scholarship from Stormfront.

How could that not offend me?

[Awar]

Yeah, Adelaide, I don't get it either. It basically depends who gets the scolarship.

[Abby Normal]

How could that not offend me?

No matter what your feelings on Stormfront, we all know that a scholarship from them would cause trouble. Sorry, Boot, but we live in a world where people get harassed for starting a "Caucasian Club" at school (yes, this really did happen, to some girl in California.)

Now, just imagine all the harassment this person went through, and multiply that by 1,000,000,000. That's how much someone would be harassed for having their education funded by a radical "White Nationalist" group. Don't deny it, you know it's true.

[Awar]

Yep, she's got a point ( in a way ). Maybe you could settle this through a third party 'benefactor'.... say.... Stormfront China! That'd throw those liberal hound dogs off!

But seriously, is the scolarship for any white guy or gal, or just for proven WN's?

[Scoob]

Will scholarship applicants have to demonstrate genetic testing or birth records to demonstrate their whiteness?

[jack_boot]

No matter what your feelings on Stormfront, we all know that a scholarship from them would cause trouble. Don't deny it, you know it's true.

It certainly is true. Not too long ago, the Campus Republicans at Roger Williams University in RI offered a $50 White scholarship.

The kids who offered the scholarship were kicked out of the Republican Party.

http://www.amren.com/news/news04/03...munication.html

The kid who accepted the scholarship was ostracized and publicly humiliated by a faculty-organized campaign of retribution.

http://www.amren.com/news/news04/03/01/noska.html

All the Whites who squished these kids like bugs are patting themselves on the back for their courage and determination in combating racism on campus.

Noska, as we can see, after running the gauntlet, was permitted to return to the Hive, on probation. He'll have to genuflect to every negro he sees, but fortunately, there aren't many at his college.

So we're not looking for limp weenies, here. Who enters the essay competition really should know the score.