Do You Suffer From Any Mental Illnesses?

[sciath]

Here are mine

Procrastination : never do today what you could do tomorrow

Narcissism : Am I attractive ?

Agoraphobia : Let me alone !

Female obsession : French feature !

Vertigo : I am too tall (190 cm)

Anglophobia : I was born the same day that Joan of Arc !

If I find out other, I'll post again

[bocian]

Aerophobia

I fly, but I have to get hammered to get on the plane.

If you have ever watched Final Destination..well that's me.

[Awar]

I actually think I have the Asperger Syndrome, either that or I'm imagining it :crazy

[Scoob]

I actually think I have the Asperger Syndrome, either that or I'm imagining it :crazy

I'm worried that I'm a hypochondriac, but maybe I'm just imagining it

[rusalka]

I am scared to death of flying, and when I fly I'm scared of dying. I can't get over it, sometimes I cancel flights and I always insist on taking the train or the boat. I would love to go back home by boat but the damn thing is SO expensive. I shall never board a plane when I'm rich, I'll have my own yacht and my own wagon to go anywhere. I shall pass the Bering strait with sledges pulled by dogs and never bother with the Atlantic.

I'm also scared of the dark. Well sometimes. More so if I'm on my own. Even more so if I'm passing through a church with stained angel statues in the garden. Strange, but true.

[Awar]

I'm scared to death of being separated from the company of beautiful women. So, things like spending time in the army, or training some male-only sports, or being hospitalized without a sexy nurse in sight etc. I'd rather shoot myself.

I also suffer from a deadly disease called rusalkaphilia.

[Awar]

I'm worried that I'm a hypochondriac, but maybe I'm just imagining it

I was serious about having Asperger syndrome... someone here mentioned it, I looked it up on the net, and I think I do have it.

So, I'm semi-austistic, or was it semi-aristocratic, I can't really remember which one, and even if I did remember I couldn't decide which

[rusalka]

I also suffer from a deadly disease called rusalkaphilia.

So you'd actually run away screaming if you saw me? As our beloved GW says: "this will not stand!".

[Awar]

So you'd actually run away screaming if you saw me? As our beloved GW says: "this will not stand!".

Nah... it's one of those ....phillia's not phobias.

It'd probably manifest like this:

me buying you candies
me asking you to sit on my lap
me caressing your hair

[Scoob]

Borderline Asberger Syndrome... in other words, you're an introverted person with specific hobbies?

Some of the crap these psychologists come up with.. I wonder about. If they can show something neurological, now that will be interesting. So now "nerds" are really mentally ill?

What's the name of the syndrome that causes people to live perpetually on welfare, make nothing of themselves, and blame their problems on someone else? I'd like to see the day these headshrinkers diagnose that one.

Or the disease that causes people to anal-ize everyone else's behavior, and make fancy names for personality types they don't like?