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    Encyclopedia Dramatica: the sinister cousin of Wikipedia

    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com

    My friend and fellow Skadi-member "pipboy" showed me this website recently and (although I have no clue if most of you know it already) I want to share this great site with you.

    I would like to use this topic to let each member post a funny entry in the encyclopedia here.

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    "Nigga"
    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Nigger

    Nigga is a term of endearment used by two long term friends who have not seen each other in a long time or brainless suburban white kids who think they have friends. Examples:
    • "What up, my nigga?" (popularized by Jackie Chan)
    ...
    Nigger can refer to any black person, but it is more commonly used to reference a piece of shit black person who feels the need to act like an hard-ass all the time for no apparent reason.


    On average, Niggas think about chicken every 7 seconds.





    Niggas have boom cars before they can even drive.

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    "Jews"
    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Jews


    Jews
    (also known as 'kikes', 'heebs', 'hymies', and 'filthy fucking human scum who should be wiped off the face of the Earth') are adherents to one of the world's oldest major religions, called "Judaism", otherwise known as "The Worship of Moula" or "Eating Aryan Babies".

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    These jews have been pwned.



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    "Abortion"

    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Abortion

    ...abortion is the gut bustingly hilarious procedure in which a soon-to-be ugly baby is instead destroyed before it has a chance to wreak havoc on the world.
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    "We were never more free than under the German occupation!"

    - Jean-Paul Sartre

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    AW: Encyclopedia Dramatica: the sinister cousin of Wikipedia

    More funny entries:

    Japan
    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Japan

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    Like other citizens of Asia, Japanese men have small penises and Japanese women have dyed brown hair, have bangs some 10 inches in length covering their foreheads (which they also use to tentacle rape themselves), and are completely submissive to White men, even though all Japanese are racist against every other race (including other Asians). The only women who are not totally submissive are the terrifying Ganguro girls.
    Pedophilia is not only accepted in Japan,but also highly mandatory. Circa 110% of Japanese men are pedophiles. Legally the age of consent in Japan is 13, but usually Japanese girls lose their virginity at the ripe you age of the 2nd trimester after conception. The ugly ones survive until about 13, which is when they suddenly become attractive to Japanese men and tentacle monsters. This, in addition to the fact that the average Japanese 13 year old looks like a 6 year old of just about any other ethnicity, means that Japan is a haven for pedophiles around the world. Scat fetish is also popular.

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    China:
    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/China

    Just south of Evildoer Korea and east of our other big, inscrutable friend, Russia, China is a big, big place. It's not as big as Russia, but it's still really big. Unfortunately, 50% of this land is barren desert controlled by Al Qaeda and other towelheads.

    There are many slang terms for citizens of China such as "Chinese", "Chinamen", "Ching Chong", "Gooks" and "Bamboo coons". However, the correct term is "Chink" and you should always properly address them as such to avoid offending them. There are billions and billions of them. They are all inscrutable, but think how much money you'd make if you sold a cell phone to each of them.

    Zerg Rush

    Because Chinese literally breed like Rabbits, a popular technique is the Zerg rush. China has a One Child Policy, but if they allowed parents to have two children, then conscripted them, they would have enough forces to pwn the entirety of America.
    Disadvantages of the Chink Zerg Rush: It costs the Chinese government approximately $1 to give their soldiers a cheap uniform and a basic two day training course. That is not difficult. HOWEVER, it is quite expensive to produce weapons, even if they are cheap unreliable pieces of shit (like everything made in China). So in one group of five Chinks, there will be approximately one or two rifles. So when one dies, the others pick it up. Advantages: No country has unlimited ammunition. Whilst a group of troops is firing at the neverending horde, a slanty eyed Chink will run around the back and bayonet them up the ass. Shoot one Chink, and they keep coming. Seriously.

    ... the current population of China has been estimated to be as low as 6 billion to as high as infinity.
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    Also, the Chinese get extremely offended when people mistaken them for being Taiwanese. To show off your knowledge and understanding of their culture, always be sure to tell them you are aware that Taiwan is NOT part of China and is in fact an entirely different country.


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    Sv: Encyclopedia Dramatica: the sinister cousin of Wikipedia

    Hahaha!

    Also check out the very random Uncyclopedia

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    Funny stuff!!! I used to look through it when I was younger to get a laugh.

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    I'm not sure some of the more easily offendable Skadi members would find some of the articles that funny (especially "White nationalism", "White People", and "Germany").
    I however found it hysterical. If I ever wanted a laugh, I'd surf through the morally and spiritually vacuous material and articles. Their articles on Jews, forum mannerisms, and social etiquette were gems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elessar View Post
    I'm not sure some of the more easily offendable Skadi members would find some of the articles that funny (especially "White nationalism", "White People", and "Germany").
    I however found it hysterical. If I ever wanted a laugh, I'd surf through the morally and spiritually vacuous material and articles. Their articles on Jews, forum mannerisms, and social etiquette were gems.

    RIP Encyclopedia Dramatica
    Goodnight Sweet Prince
    I believe anything and everything is up for laughs (though I'm really pee'd off about constant blonde jokes as they are a false idea created by Jewish "entertainment" bosses and mostly propagated by smart blonde women acting dumb to get famous or mostly by fake blondes), and if some can't laugh at themselves sometimes then they must be boring people.

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    “We were never more free than during the German occupation. We had lost all our rights, beginning with the right to talk. Every day we were insulted to our faces and had to take it in silence. Everywhere, on billboards, in the newspapers, on the screen, we encountered the revolting and insipid picture of ourselves that our oppressors wanted us to accept. And, because of all this, we were free” — Jean Paul Sartre, La République du Silence (The Republic of Silence).
    Always recognize that human individuals are ends, and do not use them as means to your end.
    ~~Immanuel Kant~~

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    Well, I had some looks at Encyclopedia Dramatica over the last years but the funny content was very strongly mixed with perversion, sexism, porn-like content and nudity. What´s the worth of a site where the ~25% of real funny articles are combined with 75% of pure stupidity, repulsive texts and photos and shameless remarks? The ads with mainly sexual topics did the rest.

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