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    Re: Puff Daddy wants to become the next James Bond!

    Quote Originally Posted by Allenson View Post
    Coming soon to a theater near you.
    ???

    I must have fallen into a black hole, and here I am, in a parallel universe. Or? I mean, how else could all this be possible. If I'm still in the same universe, then there is only one thing left to do... BECOME A MULTICULTURALIST :chinese :judearababo ... just kidding.
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    Re: Puff Daddy wants to become the next James Bond!

    What's next? Black Alpines?

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    Re: Puff Daddy wants to become the next James Bond!

    Quote Originally Posted by pro-Alpine View Post
    What's next? Black Alpines?
    They hang out at popeye's.

    yes theres a chain similar to KFC called popeyes.

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    Re: Puff Daddy wants to become the next James Bond!

    Quote Originally Posted by nicholas View Post
    They hang out at popeye's.

    yes theres a chain similar to KFC called popeyes.
    I know pro-Alpines first thought when you mentioned that name:

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    Re: Puff Daddy wants to become the next James Bond!

    I'll help fill so' mo

    1) Dr. No --- Dr Ho'.---hahaha, Or just Dr. Dre
    2) From Russia With Love --- From Somalia with AID's (good one)
    3) Goldfinger --- Goldteeth. Goldblinger
    4) Thunderball--- Thunderbooty
    5) You Only Live Twice--- You Only Live in Da Hood.
    6) On Her Majesty's Secret Service --- On Her Skank Ass' Secret Service
    7) Diamonds Are Forever --- Diamonds is fo' Stealing.---hahaha
    8) Live and Let Die --- Live and let "Whitey" Die.
    9) The Man with the Golden Gun --- The Brotha' with the Golden Bling.
    10) The Spy Who Loved Me --- The Spy Who Mugged Me.hahaha
    11)Moonraker --- Coonraker.
    12) For Your Eyes Only---Fo' Your Eyes Only Fo' fifty dollas'
    13) Octopussy --- Me want White Pussy---Got Yo' P*ssy Biatch
    14) A View to a Kill --- A Muggings a Thrill.---A View to da Drive-by.
    15) The Living Daylights---The Living On Welfare
    16) Licence to Kill --- Licence to Kill the white man.---License To Bust A Cap on Dat Mo' Fo's Ass
    17) GoldenEye---GoldenGrillz
    18) Tomorrow Never Dies---Da White Man Neva' Dies
    19) The World is Not Enough --- The World is Not Enough We Still Want More.---Da Baby's Momma Not Enuff
    20) Die Another Day --- Cry Racism Another Day.(Good one!)
    21) Casino Royale---Cadillac Lowrider
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    Re: Puff Daddy wants to become the next James Bond!

    As stupid as a Black James Bond sounds, Hollywood as a history of Negroizing Europid literary characters.


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    Grin Re: Puff Daddy wants to become the next James Bond!

    Seriously though, Billy Dee Williams (Lando Calrissian from Star Wars) might make a good Bond!




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    Re: Puff Daddy wants to become the next James Bond!

    Yo da name's Bond...Jamel BondI like my Colt Fo'Five, shakin, not stirred.

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    Re: Puff Daddy wants to become the next James Bond!

    Quote Originally Posted by BasqueDirndl View Post
    Yo da name's Bond...Jamel Bond.
    Jamal Bongo IQ 007!

    Now who should we cast as "M" and "Q"?

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    AW: Puff Daddy wants to become the next James Bond!

    I don't think we should negroize already existing James Bonds, that world is not enough but I think I have a license to create a totally new negro Bond.

    Bond, Jamal Bond (Puff Daddy) is sent by kenyan MI-6 Chef M (played by Whoopie Goldberg) on a Mission to stop an arch Villain who calls himself Thriller, a really mean KKK racist who plans to spread AIDS over all negrohood with infected hoes. Before he goes to his evil Headquarter, the Everland Ranch, he goes to Q (Xzibit (the guy from Pimp my Ride)) and gets his car pimped so he can have three hoes and bitches at once while the autopilot drives the car and of course a basketball playing lowrider. When he confronts the Thriller ( played by Michael Jackson) he figures out that he was black himself but hated his heritage so much that he wants to turn everybody either white or dead. Of course after a some nigger moments and a drive by as showdown Bond wins and gets all da hoes of Thriller without caring of their AIDS.

    END.
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