The Negro Diaries, part 17:

The Contract

This is my favourite episode. I had a talk with the principal of our school about the future.
Apparently nobody likes the Negro (neither teachers, nor students, nor the foreigners).
So the principal offered me to take the Negro's job!

He offered me to teach English instead of the US-native with a college-education.
If that is not the definition of "pwned"...

So, I might take his offer and ship the Negro home (which unfortunately will make one Negro more for you, sorry USA).