12 Things To Never Say When You're Arguing With A Woman

[Vojvoda]

'Don't you have some laundry to do or something?'


'No really...I was laughing about a joke I heard one time.'


'Ohh, you are so cute when your face gets all red and scrunched up like that.'


'You're just upset because your backside is beginning to spread.'


'Wait a minute...I get it. What time of the month is it?


'Are you gonna cry now? (force lip to quiver mockingly)


'You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?'


'Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.'


'Whoa, time out honey. Football (basketball, golf, etc.) is on.'


'Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Frosted Bitchy Flakes this morning.'


'Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?'


'Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded'

[Scoob]

'Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?' '

[Abby Normal]

LOL! These are very funny. I'm starting to wonder if you're Pushkin in disguise.

[Taras Bulba]

LOL! These are very funny. I'm starting to wonder if you're Pushkin in disguise.

No, you're not allowed to have more than one account here or else you're IP banned.

Although I see that Scoob thinks its alright when Vojvoda posts jokes about women. Yet when I do, oh no its like I offend people!

"Thin-skinned no-humor pansies! You tell em an ice breaker or two about women-libbers, gays, environmentalists, several minorities, the homeless, a couple of religions, anorexics, obese people, the handicapped, old-farts, baldness & people who walk real goofy cause they just had a vasectomy and suddenly they get all sensitive! Like I offended one of them or something?"
--Jason Alexander as Duckman




BTW, great lines Vojvoda

[Scoob]

I like *funny* jokes - but jokes that denigrate women and female sexuality denigrate humanity, and are not funny. So post some more jokes and maybe I'll like some of them :-) Actually I think some of the ones Pushkin posted were pretty funny, but they were overshadowed by mean-spirited jokes in the same post.

(Jokes! Jokes! I want jokes!)

[Abby Normal]

No, you're not allowed to have more than one account here or else you're IP banned.

Haha, I know it wasn't really you.

Although I see that Scoob thinks its alright when Vojvoda posts jokes about women. Yet when I do, oh no its like I offend people!

"Thin-skinned no-humor pansies! You tell em an ice breaker or two about women-libbers, gays, environmentalists, several minorities, the homeless, a couple of religions, anorexics, obese people, the handicapped, old-farts, baldness & people who walk real goofy cause they just had a vasectomy and suddenly they get all sensitive! Like I offended one of them or something?"
--Jason Alexander as Duckman




BTW, great lines Vojvoda

That was hilarious...

[Taras Bulba]

I like *funny* jokes - but jokes that denigrate women and female sexuality denigrate humanity, and are not funny. So post some more jokes and maybe I'll like some of them :-) Actually I think some of the ones Pushkin posted were pretty funny, but they were overshadowed by mean-spirited jokes in the same post.

(Jokes! Jokes! I want jokes!)

Ok what jokes were so vicious in your opinion? I could post more, but I doubt you'd like them.

[bocian]

'Don't you have some laundry to do or something?'


'No really...I was laughing about a joke I heard one time.'


'Ohh, you are so cute when your face gets all red and scrunched up like that.'


'You're just upset because your backside is beginning to spread.'


'Wait a minute...I get it. What time of the month is it?


'Are you gonna cry now? (force lip to quiver mockingly)


'You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?'


'Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.'


'Whoa, time out honey. Football (basketball, golf, etc.) is on.'


'Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Frosted Bitchy Flakes this morning.'


'Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?'


'Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded'

I think most of those things SHOULD be said from time to time.