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    I had an experience that makes me shudder to this very day. When I was nineteen, I volunteered at a local hospital, bringing magazines to patients and what not. One day, a black man recovering from syphillis (I kid you not) asked me out on a date. I think my look of abject horror said it all. :speechles

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    My strangest? This doesn't exactly fall into the titles parameters, but hey..

    Walking home from work one night a few years ago a car pulled up, the guy opened the window and said he'd give me 100 euros if I'd let him perform oral sex on me. :speechles

    The language I used to reply (loudly) would probably land me in court for a series of offenses.. Couldn't sleep that whole night, I was so disgusted and outraged.

    The strangest heterosexual equivalent was completely non-verbal, I just felt a hand slide down my back-pocket (no, my wallet was in the other one) and a red-headed little Betty Page lookalike slid under my arm. Very nice; none of the awkward bull, yet the meaning was clear enough :animal-sm

    Be clear: I was, as I am now, spoken for at the time so I had to politely explain and excuse myself.

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    Mine is somewhat strange, but more forthwright, and ironic considering my views.

    I was queing up outside a smallish Bar, converted Pub! It's in the middle of a bustling city centre, an ancient Roman town in England...

    As i was queing, i would occassionally peer through the windows, and you could see the atmosphere inside, the lights, the dimmed bar lighting, the cavorting couples and singletons, and up came to the window, a largish black female.

    She was girating exhaustively, and poking the window, pointing at me, at first i just looked away, possibly through fear, fear that i knew what was coming..

    My friends none the less, made me look around due to her persistance, so i got eye contact with her, and she began insinuating i dance with her once i was inside, using gestures and mouthing it..

    I was absolutely cacking it! I mean, this wasn't an invitation, it was an order! I knew that once i was inside, i was gonna have miss boombastic getting jiggy around me!!

    Anyway.. suffice to say, before i even reached the bouncer at the door, they were refusing entry, as it had passed the last admittance time.
    So door policy saved me

    Otherwise with her domineering personality, i could have had a mulatto by now and be living in a one bedroom flat in harlesden!! :icon12:
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    I don't think if there was anything really strange on this one, but it left me in a good mood.

    One friday evening years ago I went to visit a friend of mine straight from school and work. when I headed back home, I happened to met one male friend of mine at the bus stop. Even if I was dead tired, he somehow managed to persuade me to go with him to a night club that was opened the first time after its renovation, even though my terms were paying me in and offering a drink

    Oh well, there I was in a night club in the middle of half naked and sexily dressed people in my clothes that I used to wear at school and work, no make-up, nothing, the whole appearance of mine screaming for long night sleep. But then one man comes to me and whispers on my ear that haven't I noticed that half of guys of this place are lusting for you?

    That was kinda strange, as I was pretty much a wall flower in a night club full of beef cattle...

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    Quote Originally Posted by newenstad
    @ Ajatar: I´ve only seen an eye and some hair of you but if the rest is as beautiful as the shown pictures I would be one of these guys...(but only when gismara isn´t around )
    Strangest pick-up attempt ever!
    Tolerance is a proof of distrust in one's own ideals. Friedrich Nietzsche


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zyklop
    Strangest pick-up attempt ever!
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    Obese black women always seem to find a way to grab my back-side when I am not looking.

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    Now you boys start to make me feel shy...

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    no night club story's, but in my childhood, my mother was offered a dowry of goat's to arrange my marriage to this lady's daughter.:goat::speechles
    "Nobody is more inferior than those who insist on being equal."
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