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    Grin Strangest pick-up attempt ever

    Full points for originality, although grace and finesse are admittedly somewhat lacking.

    Last night I was, surprise surprise, in a pub. I was approached by a young, petite, actually very pretty girl, who was in an advanced state of intoxication.

    She sat down next to me without saying anything, stuck her finger up her nose and dug out a huge booger. Then she showed it to me and asked if I wanted to eat it!

    Perhaps this true anecdote will help you understand the sometimes ... grotesque overtones of Finnish nightlife.

    Then again, if not for alcohol, reproduction levels among Finns would probably be around zero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loki

    Now here's the next question... did you, or didn't you... ? :

    Now now, let's not get too personal ... :annoysigr





    On a more serious note, yes, the national stereotype is indeed that Finns are generally very shy and reserved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loki
    Yep, I read a book about how to pick up Finnish girls.
    So there actually is a market large enough fpr that type of material, that there are books devoted to the subject of pulling Finnish women?

    Or are you just reading up before your trip here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loki
    Yep, I read a book about how to pick up Finnish girls.
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    I think 99% of people who buy those books are Middle Eastern, it's specifically aimed at that market
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    Eldritch, i think you have tainted my image of Finnish Girls forever.. i can't help but associate bogies with them now
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