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    Post The harsh truth about dating...

    I have found it quite amusing...i admit this text is so damn right about italian women, except for the number of kids

    WHITE WOMEN
    First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
    Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
    Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

    IRISH WOMEN
    First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

    ITALIAN WOMEN:
    First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
    Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
    Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat
    ring.
    5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
    having sex.
    6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

    JEWISH WOMEN:
    First Date: You get dynamite head.
    Second Date: You get more great head.
    Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

    CHINESE WOMEN:
    First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
    Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
    again.
    Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized
    nothing is going to happen.

    INDIAN WOMEN
    First date: Meet her parents.
    Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
    Third date: Wedding night.

    BLACK WOMEN
    First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
    Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
    dinner.
    Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
    Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

    MEXICAN WOMEN
    First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have
    sex in the back of her car.
    Second Date: She's pregnant.
    Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his
    girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma,
    her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's
    boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the
    rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home
    along the Rio Grande.

    "E tutti si scandalizzano quando sentono dire: quel tale tipo di mammifero o di uccello ormai è sparito dalla faccia della terra, non lo vedremo più; è una grave perdita. Certo, si tratta di gravissime perdite.
    Ma non sarebbe forse più grave se sparisse una comunità umana?? --Bruno Salvadori

    Seven pictures of northern European males and seven pictures of northern African males were presented randomly via a computer screen to 82 Italian female undergraduates of the University of Padua, Italy.
    Each picture depicted a full frontal face with a neutral facial expression. Participants were asked to classify each picture as either northern Italian or southern Italian.
    On average, the seven pictures depicting northern Europeans were classified as northern Italians 81% of the time. The seven pictures depicting northern Africans were classified as southern Italians 83%
    of the time.



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    Post Re: The harsh truth about dating...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gesta Bellica
    I have found it quite amusing...i admit this text is so damn right about italian women, except for the number of kids

    WHITE WOMEN
    First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
    Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
    Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

    IRISH WOMEN
    First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

    ITALIAN WOMEN:
    First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
    Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
    Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat
    ring.
    5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
    having sex.
    6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

    JEWISH WOMEN:
    First Date: You get dynamite head.
    Second Date: You get more great head.
    Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

    CHINESE WOMEN:
    First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
    Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
    again.
    Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized
    nothing is going to happen.

    INDIAN WOMEN
    First date: Meet her parents.
    Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
    Third date: Wedding night.

    BLACK WOMEN
    First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
    Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
    dinner.
    Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
    Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

    MEXICAN WOMEN
    First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have
    sex in the back of her car.
    Second Date: She's pregnant.
    Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his
    girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma,
    her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's
    boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the
    rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home
    along the Rio Grande.

    So you admit to a distinction between White women and Italian women, eh?

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    Post Re: The harsh truth about dating...

    Quote Originally Posted by kriegsmaschine
    So you admit to a distinction between White women and Italian women, eh?
    haha then also between irish women and white women?
    but yes i admit it but just about dating
    italian girls are kinky almost like us guys

    "E tutti si scandalizzano quando sentono dire: quel tale tipo di mammifero o di uccello ormai è sparito dalla faccia della terra, non lo vedremo più; è una grave perdita. Certo, si tratta di gravissime perdite.
    Ma non sarebbe forse più grave se sparisse una comunità umana?? --Bruno Salvadori

    Seven pictures of northern European males and seven pictures of northern African males were presented randomly via a computer screen to 82 Italian female undergraduates of the University of Padua, Italy.
    Each picture depicted a full frontal face with a neutral facial expression. Participants were asked to classify each picture as either northern Italian or southern Italian.
    On average, the seven pictures depicting northern Europeans were classified as northern Italians 81% of the time. The seven pictures depicting northern Africans were classified as southern Italians 83%
    of the time.



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    Post Re: The harsh truth about dating...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gesta Bellica
    haha then also between irish women and white women?
    but yes i admit it but just about dating
    italian girls are kinky almost like us guys
    I was ignoring that.

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    Post Re: The harsh truth about dating...

    Quote Originally Posted by kriegsmaschine
    I was ignoring that.
    hahaha those evil nordicists
    surely Irish and Italians have quite particular personalities so they begged to differ

    "E tutti si scandalizzano quando sentono dire: quel tale tipo di mammifero o di uccello ormai è sparito dalla faccia della terra, non lo vedremo più; è una grave perdita. Certo, si tratta di gravissime perdite.
    Ma non sarebbe forse più grave se sparisse una comunità umana?? --Bruno Salvadori

    Seven pictures of northern European males and seven pictures of northern African males were presented randomly via a computer screen to 82 Italian female undergraduates of the University of Padua, Italy.
    Each picture depicted a full frontal face with a neutral facial expression. Participants were asked to classify each picture as either northern Italian or southern Italian.
    On average, the seven pictures depicting northern Europeans were classified as northern Italians 81% of the time. The seven pictures depicting northern Africans were classified as southern Italians 83%
    of the time.



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    Post Re: The harsh truth about dating...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gesta Bellica
    I have found it quite amusing...i admit this text is so damn right about italian women, except for the number of kids

    ITALIAN WOMEN:
    First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
    Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
    Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat
    ring.
    5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
    having sex.
    6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
    BWHAHAHAAA!!! E' vero!!! Also in the south we have the factor of the brothers and father to worry about! Do you have that up north too?
    http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/7df88...5g0g_A6P36BzzG
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    Post Re: The harsh truth about dating...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gesta Bellica
    I have found it quite amusing...i admit this text is so damn right about italian women, except for the number of kids

    WHITE WOMEN
    First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
    Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
    Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

    IRISH WOMEN
    First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

    ITALIAN WOMEN:
    First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
    Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
    Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat
    ring.
    5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
    having sex.
    6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

    JEWISH WOMEN:
    First Date: You get dynamite head.
    Second Date: You get more great head.
    Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

    CHINESE WOMEN:
    First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
    Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
    again.
    Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized
    nothing is going to happen.

    INDIAN WOMEN
    First date: Meet her parents.
    Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
    Third date: Wedding night.

    BLACK WOMEN
    First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
    Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
    dinner.
    Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
    Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

    MEXICAN WOMEN
    First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have
    sex in the back of her car.
    Second Date: She's pregnant.
    Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his
    girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma,
    her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's
    boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the
    rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home
    along the Rio Grande.
    Irish are cool I'd rather not have to hate my wife or hate sex with her, and, well, variety is good lol.
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    Post Re: The harsh truth about dating...

    sex Euro style ?

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    Post Re: The harsh truth about dating...

    Quote Originally Posted by Italia_Ariana
    BWHAHAHAAA!!! E' vero!!! Also in the south we have the factor of the brothers and father to worry about! Do you have that up north too?
    No, luckly it's not a big thing here, i hardly know my sister's boyfriend and so my parents...
    my ex girlfriends never came to dinner to my family place and i have seen their parents quite rarely, except when i had a southern Italian girlfriend

    "E tutti si scandalizzano quando sentono dire: quel tale tipo di mammifero o di uccello ormai è sparito dalla faccia della terra, non lo vedremo più; è una grave perdita. Certo, si tratta di gravissime perdite.
    Ma non sarebbe forse più grave se sparisse una comunità umana?? --Bruno Salvadori

    Seven pictures of northern European males and seven pictures of northern African males were presented randomly via a computer screen to 82 Italian female undergraduates of the University of Padua, Italy.
    Each picture depicted a full frontal face with a neutral facial expression. Participants were asked to classify each picture as either northern Italian or southern Italian.
    On average, the seven pictures depicting northern Europeans were classified as northern Italians 81% of the time. The seven pictures depicting northern Africans were classified as southern Italians 83%
    of the time.



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    Post Re: The harsh truth about dating...

    What no Slavic women? How depressing! Oh well, I guess I'll have to go with the Irish women!

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