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    Grin H.I.M. Enjoy Group Masturbation

    ContactMusic.com is reporting that Finnish goth-metal band H.I.M. prefer to indulge in group masturbation sessions rather than succumb to the allure of groupies, because they are scared of bedding a transsexual by mistake.

    Frontman Ville Valo claims that joint viewing of pornographic channels on hotel televisions keeps their sexual desires at bay, and avoids any band members getting into embarrassing situations.

    Valo says, "There's always temptation, but it's not hard to resist.

    "In H.I.M. we synchronise our watches by having collective masturbation sessions. It keeps the urges down. Thank God for hotel porn.

    "Why would I want to pick up a girl from the front row and go straight at it? Especially nowadays, you can never be sure — there's so many 'shemales' around.

    "Plus, I'm not so fast that I could do it in one night."


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    Blutwölfin, behave!

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    Love metal.

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    Is the music of H.I.M. so damned gay that they have to live in fear of accidently making out with a transsexual at one of their shows? What kind of crowd do they appeal to? Aren't they emo? That would explain it.

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    I think it's more likely that they get off to watching each other as opposed to whatever porn is playing on the television. This is disgusting!!!

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    folkish is right. I think they appeal to goth and emo kids.

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    Hey Keith, any sign of that during last week's concert? :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blutwölfin
    ContactMusic.com is reporting that Finnish goth-metal band H.I.M. prefer to indulge in group masturbation sessions rather than succumb to the allure of groupies, because they are scared of bedding a transsexual by mistake.
    I suppose it would be too difficult to tell unclothed babes from unclothed transsexuals:

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