Top 10 Pick-up Lines

[Laedifox]

by Nadine Silverthorne

http://www.lifenetwork.ca/features/top10/topten30.asp

"Here are 10 cheesy lines that you might hear over loud music, at a bus stop, or anywhere that shady shooters troll for honeys.

"Hey baby, come here often?" People listen up: pick-up lines rarely work, unless your ideal reaction from someone is to have his or her eyes glaze over. A nice "Hi, how are you" works best, but you can't beat these lusty lyrics for a giggle.
*note: We are not claiming these are in any way good.


"Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Wait — let me put my beer goggles on. Oh please, walk by again and keep on going 'til you reach the door.

"I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
Laugh this one off, but should persistence become a problem, let the perpetrator know that you're in the midst of installing a phone… in the house your boyfriend bought you!

"I'm new in town — could I get directions… to your place?"
Umm… go to the corner of Not Interested and Get Lost!

"Can I check your tag?" (Checks tag on back of shirt) "I was right, Made in Heaven."
A compliment is nice, when there is no ulterior motive. Tell this little devil to sit on a pitchfork.

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Anybody have any other lines they might have used/heard?

[Gladstone]

One ofthe worst I had the misfortune to actually hear used was

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Ouch!

[cosmocreator]

I don't use lines. Straight forward honest approach is me.

[Awar]

I'm always me, I don't play or pretend, so, women who are not attracted to me
immediately, without pick-up lines and acting are not of interest to me.

Life is much easier when you don't have to put up with women whose sense of humor has been surgically removed or has never developed.

[Vojvoda]

Saying hello and a smile works just as good

[Scoob]

Here are the top real life pick up lines that actually work:

1. Good looks
2. Prestige
3. Money
4. Power

100. Good personality (Not a major factor in attraction - but is in committment, etc).

I agree with all who advocate a simple "Hello" and a smile as a way of introduction... and then a real conversation might start from there :-)

[Ominous Lord Spoonblade]

Saying hello and a smile works just as good

Hello

[Evolved]

1. "If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
2. "Is that a mirror in your pocket, cuz I can see myself in your pants."
3. "Can I get 'yo number, it don't mean nothin' we can jus be friends." :mistert
4. "I love your smile." (bullshit, I look like this most of the time: )

[Tryggvi]

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks? (Successes: 0)
So, you're a girl huh? (Successes: 1)
I'm just short of you and another girl for a threesome. Want to help me find her? (Successes: 0)
Any idea if this pathetic place accepts Merryl Lynch or J.P. Morgan credit cards? What is a classy girl like you doing in this tavern anyway? (Successes: a couple)
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Aids, so will you. (Success: yeah, believe it or not)
Can I borrow 70 bucks? (No.) Then how about 69? I'm sure you can offer 69?(Success: slap in the face)
Are you Natasha, the girl from the escort agency? (Success: don't try, it hurts)
My name is Justin. Justin'Credible. (Success: never tried it, honestly)
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend, preferrably a girl, who sheepishly waves from afar] She wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. (Success: 100%, works ALL THE TIME.)
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down. (Success: fair, but take at least $100 with you)
You know, you really piss me off. You are the most disgusting bitch I have ever seen. Absolutely disgraceful. Sick. Decadent. You should be imprisoned. (Success: might work with Vanessa.)
I have only three months to live... but now that I saw you, I have lived and can die in peace. (Success: ~30%, serious impression is necessary)
I'm drunk. (Success: 100%, if she is drunk)
Wanna see a trick I learned in prison? (Success: much better than you will believe)
Hi, I'm [your name], and you are..., no, no, don't say (put the hand on your forehead and concentrate)... let me use PSI ... gorgeous? (Success: meager, 25% maybe)
Do you like to dance? (Yes.) Well then, could you go dance then, so I can talk to your friend? - (No.) Awesome, me neither, but maybe your friend could go for a dance, so that I can talk to you? (Success: so la-la.)
Damn, Sugar, settle down. Fuck. I'm diabetic. (Success: very, very good)
Your good looks don't intimidate me AT ALL. (Look cool, and walk away.) (Come back 10 minutes later with two drinks.) Okay, you win. (Success: ~120%, ALL THE TIME.)
You look Hallstatt with Faelid and minor UP. (Success: Always earns a smile and a "what?", which is cool )

[Milesian]

Worst I've heard was on Saturday night.

GIRL : Are you married

ME : Um...yes.

GIRL : Do you have children?

ME: No

GIRL : Good enough for me. I'll count to three, then we'll both leave and make some.

ME : I would, but I don't think my husband would be happy. Taxi.....!!!