by Nadine Silverthorne
http://www.lifenetwork.ca/features/top10/topten30.asp
"Here are 10 cheesy lines that you might hear over loud music, at a bus stop, or anywhere that shady shooters troll for honeys.
"Hey baby, come here often?" People listen up: pick-up lines rarely work, unless your ideal reaction from someone is to have his or her eyes glaze over. A nice "Hi, how are you" works best, but you can't beat these lusty lyrics for a giggle.
*note: We are not claiming these are in any way good.
"Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Wait — let me put my beer goggles on. Oh please, walk by again and keep on going 'til you reach the door.
"I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
Laugh this one off, but should persistence become a problem, let the perpetrator know that you're in the midst of installing a phone… in the house your boyfriend bought you!
"I'm new in town — could I get directions… to your place?"
Umm… go to the corner of Not Interested and Get Lost!
"Can I check your tag?" (Checks tag on back of shirt) "I was right, Made in Heaven."
A compliment is nice, when there is no ulterior motive. Tell this little devil to sit on a pitchfork.
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Anybody have any other lines they might have used/heard?
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