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    Post A good spoof of Evangelical godidiots (is there anyone dumber than a Protestant?)

    Landover Baptist Church
    Guaranteed Salvation Since 1612
    Where the Worthwhile Worship
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    http://www.animaldefense.org/landover.html

    Fellowship Baptist Creation Scientists (fighting on the side of angels and the "Intelligent Designer", i.e., the Jew-in-the sky Yahweh):

    http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html
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    Post Re: A good spoof of Evangelical godidiots (is there anyone dumber than a Protestant?)

    Quote Originally Posted by friedrich braun
    Landover Baptist Church
    Guaranteed Salvation Since 1612
    Where the Worthwhile Worship
    (Unsaved Unwelcome)

    http://www.animaldefense.org/landover.html

    Fellowship Baptist Creation Scientists (fighting on the side of angels and the "Intelligent Designer", i.e., the Jew-in-the sky Yahweh):

    http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html
    im no great fan of christianity myself but dont u think its a bit hypocritical to mock others for their beliefs a lot of which you actually share yourself?

    :anieyes:

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    Post Re: A good spoof of Evangelical godidiots (is there anyone dumber than a Protestant?)

    Quote Originally Posted by friedrich braun
    Landover Baptist Church
    Guaranteed Salvation Since 1612
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    (Unsaved Unwelcome)

    http://www.animaldefense.org/landover.html

    Fellowship Baptist Creation Scientists (fighting on the side of angels and the "Intelligent Designer", i.e., the Jew-in-the sky Yahweh):

    http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html
    While evolution is an interesting phenomenon, I don't think it accounts for creation.

    How could god be "the jew in the sky" if Jews are the spawn of the devil that murdered Christ?

    "If I had to baptize a Jew, I would take him to the river Elbe, hang a stone around his neck and push him over with the words `I baptize thee in the name of Abraham'." - Martin Luther

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    Post Re: A good spoof of Evangelical godidiots (is there anyone dumber than a Protestant?)

    The Landover Baptist site is actually a spoof thats been around for a while

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    Post Re: A good spoof of Evangelical godidiots (is there anyone dumber than a Protestant?)

    Quote Originally Posted by Milesian
    The Landover Baptist site is actually a spoof thats been around for a while
    Yes I know, I remember a few years ago reading about how you should be good so you don't go to hell, otherwise you'll spend eternity with a bunch of gibberish talking Hindus and Chinese people.

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    Post Re: A good spoof of Evangelical godidiots (is there anyone dumber than a Protestant?)

    is there anyone dumber than a Protestant?

    why YES

    someone who does not understand that Protestantism is the reason for democracy and freedom of speech (which includes your ranting)

    Is it that you are catholic?

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    Post Re: A good spoof of Evangelical godidiots (is there anyone dumber than a Protestant?)

    Quote Originally Posted by hchalice
    Protestantism is the reason for democracy and freedom of speech (which includes your ranting)
    We'll try not to hold that against it, though

    Quote Originally Posted by hchalice
    Is it that you are catholic?
    Actually, Mr Braun was completely against any church at the time, Christian or allegedly-Christian

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    Post Re: A good spoof of Evangelical godidiots (is there anyone dumber than a Protestant?)

    In regards to protestantism, is it any wonder that Protestantism is declining? All "hispanic" (more like half indians) immigration aside, Protestantism simply does not have the vitality of Catholicism or the eastern religions, particularly Folk Buddhism and Hinduism. Catholicism and other faiths use of images and magnificent architecture speak to the human need for things that convey Strength and Beauty. Whenever one goes to a Protestant church one sees no marvelous statues or candles or things of this manner, all one sees is a drab, sterile, wooden building with the only possible embellishment being a cross on the wall. <yawn>

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    Post Re: A good spoof of Evangelical godidiots (is there anyone dumber than a Protestant?)

    Not every form of Protestantism is declining. It is the liberal forms that seem to be dying and conservative forms that are exploding. e.g. Pentecostalism in China and India (traditionally 'somewhat' buddhist and hindu countries)

    Catholicism had 300 million nominal members and relies on baptised infants to swells its ranks

    While you may be a pagan and forms of paganism are growing rapidly, you should not yawn out Conservative Protestantism

    The Catholics and others may have lovely cathedrals and other wonderful things for people to see but their churches are empty, their clergy in a sexual uproar and their people into nominalism. Some of the aforementioned also apply for Islam.

    And for the record, the Bible (if I remember correctly) states that the church is supposed to be small and persecuted.

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    Post Re: A good spoof of Evangelical godidiots (is there anyone dumber than a Protestant?)

    I was yawning at the fact that Protestantism seems to simple and doesn't extol Beauty and Strength like other religions. Also I forgot to mention that Protestantism lacks any expression of the feminine, whereas despite the fact that she is portrayed as a humble mortal weeping virgin the Catholic church does atleast have Mary. Even the mystical sect, Sufi Islam has feminine expressions of God. I.e. "Al - Rahman" is a feminine title which means "the merciful". A few other of the 99 names of Allah are grammatically feminine.

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