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    Exclamation Feminist Cliterary Theory

    Basic Tenets of the Feminist Cliterary Theory

    -Gender is a social and cultural construct designed in the favour of men. Therefore, we must abolish gender in order to create the equality that both sexes are rightfully entitled to.

    -Sex is a biological construct of the Patriarchy.

    Society is inherently Matriarchal and Patriarchal with an Androcentric focus:

    • Womyn are seen as mother figures and men are seen as father figures.


    • The father figure is seen as superior to the mother figure because they are the “bread winners”.


    • The materialistic nature of humaynity allows for this.


    • We can achieve total equality by abolishing the “mother figure” completely as to create an all “father figure” society.


    • In other words, we shall have an entirely “bread winner-consumerist” society that allows everyone to achieve equal levels of success and fulfillment according to how much prestige/status and finances one can acquire.


    We believe that men and womyn should be entitled to “Equality of the Hormones”:

    • We believe that no gender should have more estrogen or more testosterone.


    • Men’s higher level of testosterone allows them the advantage of the ability to build more muscle and become stronger. Womyn’s higher level of estrogen allows them unfair advantages in interpersonal relations.


    • On average, men have a slightly higher IQ and womyn have a slightly higher EQ (“emotional intelligence”).


    • With equality of the hormones gender stereotypes can be abolished for good. Both sexes will be, on average, equal in physical strength, IQ, EQ, the ability to multi-task, to drive, to nurture, as well as to think rationally and logically.


    • Modern technology in hormone manipulation (ie. Synthetic hormones) can make this a reality.


    -We must burn all books that include gender stereotypes and replace them with those that fit the hormonally equal, “bread winner-consumerist” egalitarian outlook. “Gender-inclusionary” books are dangerous to a free society.

    For more information contact: feministcliterarytheorist@hotmail.com



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    Post Re: Feminist Cliterary Theory

    Is that for real??? :eek
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    Post Re: Feminist Cliterary Theory

    Quote Originally Posted by Laedifox
    Is that for real??? :eek

    hehehehehe! No. I made it up and plan to put posters of it all over University I hope I get a lot of emails LOL
    I envision a world where people dawning long white robes and elaborate headdresses run rampant down the streets, waving their arms in the air while screaming "we've gone mad, we've gone mad", like defrocked monks breaking the silence of ages past.

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    Post Re: Feminist Cliterary Theory

    Quote Originally Posted by Vanessa
    hehehehehe! No. I made it up and plan to put posters of it all over University I hope I get a lot of emails LOL
    LOL! That's good. I thot that might be real as that's the type of mindset many of the people we deal with have..ie the cultists almost obsessive compulsive thing about identicality (which they term by the misnomer "equality"). You'll probably get some e-mails, who knows maybe you can even set up a study group and in time write a book!
    Turman found a copy of The Graduate, and thought highly enough of the story that he made a movie he considered to be 90-percent faithful to the book.

    But Turman and director Mike Nichols made one key adaptation, changing the Braddocks from WASP-y blonde characters into a dark-haired, more ethnic-looking family.

    From NPR's Present at the Creation

    http://www.npr.org/programs/morning/features/patc/graduate/

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    Post Re: Feminist Cliterary Theory

    Quote Originally Posted by Vanessa
    Anyone have anything to add?
    The whole thing looks good except the book burning part which rad-libs see as declasse; they are more into the supression of writing by stealing the books from book stores, bricks thru windows, or outright intimidation of the publishers by anonymous phone calls (ie bomb threats , etc). Without the book burning part it looks like the real thing and you ought to have your own cult within the multi-cult in no time. Make a mint and we'll all be watching for your interview on Dateline!
    Last edited by Gladstone; Friday, January 16th, 2004 at 10:48 PM.
    Turman found a copy of The Graduate, and thought highly enough of the story that he made a movie he considered to be 90-percent faithful to the book.

    But Turman and director Mike Nichols made one key adaptation, changing the Braddocks from WASP-y blonde characters into a dark-haired, more ethnic-looking family.

    From NPR's Present at the Creation

    http://www.npr.org/programs/morning/features/patc/graduate/

    http://www.norcalmovies.com/TheGraduate/tg11.jpg

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    Post Re: Feminist Cliterary Theory

    Quote Originally Posted by Vanessa
    Anyone have anything to add?

    I think you have too much free time on your hands. Maybe I should put your hands to good use.

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    Post Re: Feminist Cliterary Theory

    Vanessa, just promise me one thing.
    When you become the supreme goddess of millions of fanatical followers, please remember me in a positive light

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    Post Re: Feminist Cliterary Theory

    AWAR -you got it!

    Gladstone -what do you suggest I should replace "book burning" with? I want to make it sound as ridiculous, yet as realistic, as possible I can't wait until I put them all up and see the emails come hehehe

    Cosmo- It has nothing to do with how much time I have on my hands. I just got so pissed off with hearing about the "Feminist literary theory"!!! Plus, things like this is what I really like to do, oh well hehe I consider it constructive, from my point of view. I'm going to make other things like this with different emails as well. I have plans! PLANS!
    I envision a world where people dawning long white robes and elaborate headdresses run rampant down the streets, waving their arms in the air while screaming "we've gone mad, we've gone mad", like defrocked monks breaking the silence of ages past.

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    Post Re: Feminist Cliterary Theory

    Quote Originally Posted by Vanessa
    AWAR -you got it!

    Gladstone -what do you suggest I should replace "book burning" with?
    Bra burning

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    Post Re: Feminist Cliterary Theory

    Quote Originally Posted by Vanessa
    Gladstone -what do you suggest I should replace "book burning" with? I want to make it sound as ridiculous, yet as realistic, as possible I can't wait until I put them all up and see the emails come hehehe
    Instead of book burning which would raise the red flags (hmmm...pun not intended ) you might try something like "we must discourage those who promote division with gender stereotypes and replace those ideas with ones that fit...." With or without the reference to "book burning" it's great...just the book burning reference would tip off a few earlier than otherwise.

    Sounds all in all like something my smart friend and partner Miss Emma Peel might come up!
    Turman found a copy of The Graduate, and thought highly enough of the story that he made a movie he considered to be 90-percent faithful to the book.

    But Turman and director Mike Nichols made one key adaptation, changing the Braddocks from WASP-y blonde characters into a dark-haired, more ethnic-looking family.

    From NPR's Present at the Creation

    http://www.npr.org/programs/morning/features/patc/graduate/

    http://www.norcalmovies.com/TheGraduate/tg11.jpg

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