Death Test
Re: Death Test
July 19, 2051
at the age of 74 years old.
^^
Magna Europa est patria nostra
STOP GATS! STOP LIBERALISM!
Re: Death Test
July 12, 2059
at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (46%)
Drowning (10%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Re: Death Test
March 13, 2043
at the age of 78 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Auto-Fellatio? Hahaha
Re: Death Test
November 27, 2048
at the age of 68 years old.
Re: Death Test
June 13, 2040
at the age of 61 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Re: Death Test
I will outlive you, Milesian, but not for much years more....
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 3, 2041
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (40%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on February 3, 2041, as you slip silently into the night.
Re: Death Test
So far, I'm going to live the oldest. I'm not sure that's a good thing.
Re: Death Test
I will die....
...on October 10, 2042
at the age of 58 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Alcoholism (19%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
I hope it's the last one
I envision a world where people dawning long white robes and elaborate headdresses run rampant down the streets, waving their arms in the air while screaming "we've gone mad, we've gone mad", like defrocked monks breaking the silence of ages past.
Spoonblade: Sharper than a knife and twice as deadly.
Re: Death Test
You're gonna die before me. Only the good die young. ;P
Originally Posted by Vanessa
I will die....
...on October 10, 2042
at the age of 58 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Alcoholism (19%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
I hope it's the last one
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