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    July 19, 2051
    at the age of 74 years old.
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    July 12, 2059
    at the age of 77 years old.

    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (46%)
    Drowning (10%)
    Heart Attack (7%)
    Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
    Contagious Disease (6%)
    Homicide (6%)

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    March 13, 2043
    at the age of 78 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (33%)
    Heart Attack (15%)
    Homicide (6%)
    Alien Abduction (6%)
    Third Degree Burns (6%)
    Drowning (5%)
    Auto-Fellatio (5%)

    Auto-Fellatio? Hahaha

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    November 27, 2048
    at the age of 68 years old.

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    June 13, 2040
    at the age of 61 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (24%)
    Heart Attack (19%)
    Electrolysis (12%)
    Alien Abduction (7%)
    Third Degree Burns (5%)
    Homicide (5%)

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    Thumbs Up Re: Death Test

    I will outlive you, Milesian, but not for much years more....


    "I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    February 3, 2041
    at the age of 69 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (40%)
    Heart Attack (20%)
    Alcoholism (11%)
    Alien Abduction (7%)


    Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


    15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
    Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
    The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
    10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
    4% have had team sex.
    8% work in the porn business.
    And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.


    Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on February 3, 2041, as you slip silently into the night.

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    So far, I'm going to live the oldest. I'm not sure that's a good thing.

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    Post Re: Death Test

    I will die....

    ...on October 10, 2042
    at the age of 58 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Alcoholism (19%)
    Alien Abduction (13%)
    Heart Attack (9%)
    Drowning (8%)
    Homicide (5%)
    Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

    I hope it's the last one
    I envision a world where people dawning long white robes and elaborate headdresses run rampant down the streets, waving their arms in the air while screaming "we've gone mad, we've gone mad", like defrocked monks breaking the silence of ages past.

    Spoonblade: Sharper than a knife and twice as deadly.

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    Post Re: Death Test

    You're gonna die before me. Only the good die young. ;P

    Quote Originally Posted by Vanessa
    I will die....

    ...on October 10, 2042
    at the age of 58 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Alcoholism (19%)
    Alien Abduction (13%)
    Heart Attack (9%)
    Drowning (8%)
    Homicide (5%)
    Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

    I hope it's the last one

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