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Thread: LOTR-The Politically Correct Multicultural Special Edition set for release Fall 2006

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    New Multicultural special edition of the LOTR Trilogy in progress.

    As liberals have moaned over the lack of diversity and the fact that fascist's love the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, movie directors Steven Spielberg and the Wayan's Brothers have joined forces for the remake of Peter Jackson's epic trilogy. Spielberg and the Wayans Brothers both agreed that they wanted to bring multiculturalism into the LOTR trilogy which had previously been declared as a bastion of White Supremacy by many in America's African American, Latino, and Jewish communities.

    Reverend Jesse Jackson has called the LOTR trilogy "the Lord of the Racism", Jackson says that the films are racist because they have locked in the idea that race determines actions, idea, beliefs, and ultimately culture. Jackson also complained of the overabundance of heros with fair skin, light complexion, blond hair, and blue eyes, while the villans are portrayed as dark-skinned, with dark hair, and dark eyes. Spielberg and the Wayan's brothers wish to reverse these injustices of White supremacy in the future trilogy.

    Political activist Michael Moore says that it will be great to see diversity in the trilogy, and that the broad variety of diverse actors will breathe in new life to J.R.R. Tolkiens life work. Moore also labeled the LOTR Trilogy as a racist abomination which should've never been made. The Jewish-American Harvard Professor Noel Ignatiev, author of the book "Race Traitor" which advocates abolishing the White race, says that it will be wonderful to see so many Blacks and other minorities being cast as leads being portrayed as heros, while actually seing Whites portrayed as the villans for once. Ignatiev also pointed out the fact that only people of color in the entire three part series of the LOTR films are all associated with the Dark Lord Sauron, the destruction of the earth and all of its occupants. Not to mention the elephant riding mercenaries that resemble the cultures of the Arab world as well as Africa, Persia and East Asia and the fact that the the King of Men, Aragorn, a white guy yelled out "You great warriors of the West" in the final part of his speech to rouse the troops into battle in the third film.

    But however, Speilberg and the Wayans Brothers are seeking to reform the culturally insensitive life works of Tolkien by remaking and recasting the LOTR Trilogy in order to better suit today's growing and dynamic multicultural world. Spielberg even specifically said that all-White movies are a 20th century idea and that they should no longer be tolerated now anymore in the 21st century. The Wayan's brothers also said that the original LOTR Trilogy will forever be remembered as the "last bastion of White Supremacy" in American film making. Spielberg and the Wayan's brothers both have high dreams and high expectations for the upcoming trilogy, and they both boast that it will be even more popular then Peter Jackson's previous racist trilogy. These three films are set to release in one year intervals starting in December 2006.

    The following movie stars have been casted.

    The Good Guys

    Frodo Baggins- Chris Rock
    Bilbo Baggins- Snoop Dog
    Samwise Gamgee- Bernie Mac
    Merry- Eddie Griffin
    Pippin- Martin Lawernce
    Aragorn- The Rock
    Boromir- Vin Diesel
    Legolas- LL Cool J
    Gandalf- Mr. T.
    Gimli- Lil' Bow Wow
    Elrond- Ice Cube
    Arwen- Halle Berry
    Eowyn- Queen Latifah
    Rosie Cotton-Missy Elliot
    Galadriel- Whoopi Goldberg
    Theoden- Shaq
    Treebeard- Eddie Murphy
    Faramir- Will Smith
    Denethor- Michael Clarke Duncan

    The Bad Guys

    Sauron- Pat Buchanon
    Saruman- Charlton Heston
    Wormtongue- Trent Lott

    The Orcs will be replaced with Confederate flag wielding White Southerners and Ku Klux Klansmen in full regalia.

    The Uruk-Hai will be replaced with Neo-Nazi sympatheizers and skinheads.

    The evil tribes of wicked men known as the Haradrim and the Southrons will be replaced with Nordic looking Blond-haired and blue-eyed Germans and Swedes.

    The Wringraths will be replaced with 9 ultra-racist White cops who go around driving in police cars terrorizing the Black residents of Middle Earth while also seeking out the ring carrier. Later on they fly around in police helicopters once their police cars have been destroyed.

    The movie names have been changed too.

    "The Brothahood of Da Ring" will hit American theaters December 2006.

    "Da 2 Cribz" will hit American theaters December 2007.

    And "The Return of Da Nigga' " will hit American theaters December 2008.

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    Can't wait until they come out. I need that racism washed out of me fast.

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    : Whoever wrote this has a great sense of humor. -smil

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    The Jews are up to no good again :laugh: If it were ever made, this niggerfied classic would crash in the box office, just like 'White chicks'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rachel
    The Jews are up to no good again :laugh: If it were ever made, this niggerfied classic would crash in the box office, just like 'White chicks'.

    That's what I was thinking.
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    They forgot Éomer, he is played by DMX.

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