A tribute to real men

**Ominous Lord Spoonblade** · Monday, December 8th, 2003

Some humour with a lot of truth in it

When did it become acceptable in this country for a man to go from being a rugged, plaid-wearing, beef jerky eating badass to a well-groomed, "metrosexual" girly-boy like Ben Affleck? Affleck recently agreed to be a spokesman for L'Oreal, with L'Oreal quoted as saying "Ben embodies a new generation of men who show their strength in their personality but are not afraid to care for their appearance." Afraid of taking care of their appearances? It's not that we're afraid you assholes, it's that we don't menstruate. What next? Men getting hormone injections so they can breast feed?

"Ben embodies a new generation of men who show their strength in their personality but are not afraid to breast feed their children."

Is it okay that I don't have a sense of style? Is it okay for me to scratch myself? I'm hairy. I like wearing plaid and I don't want to be told how to dress by some dude with a "queer eye." Is that okay with you sissies, or would you like me to package my balls and neatly carry them in a purse? For crying out loud. You're turning us into a nation of pussies.

http://www.maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=real_men

**Ominous Lord Spoonblade** · Tuesday, December 9th, 2003

It doesn't show this as being the newest post in the forum GRRRR I'll change that!

Everyone should know that it is here, for it is funny.

**Taras Bulba** · Tuesday, December 9th, 2003

Yes our culture is indeed becoming more and more feminized. I say a revival of chivalric and martial values will help turn things around.

**Vojvoda** · Tuesday, December 9th, 2003

Hehe, funny but true.Men are becoming more like wimps.I met some broad, she though I was real hot stuff, we'll just call her Vanessa...lol...she was working at some perogy joint.I said, "hey little Ukrainian waitress, how about you bring me some holupchi and your pichka" and then I went "That's right, WENCH! And took her for a ride on my harley all the way to the Zabavas.

I just had to edit some of that out, come on, Vojvoda! Nevermind who it was about! -Vanessa

**Awar** · Tuesday, December 9th, 2003

Meh! I think it's all about pushing more cosmetics products to men.

BTW. What did vojvoda write that had to be edited, Yo! Duke! Send the censored part to me in a PM :-)

We can beat Vanessa if we work together ;-D

**Vojvoda** · Tuesday, December 9th, 2003

Excuse me Vanessa, I was exaggerating a bit.....I don't have a harley,Buahaha

**Ominous Lord Spoonblade** · Tuesday, December 9th, 2003

Originally Posted by Vojvoda

Excuse me Vanessa, I was exaggerating a bit.....I don't have a harley,Buahaha

OOOH I SEE! LOL I can't believe what you...UGH!!!!

I don't want to be subjected to this overtly masculine display of testosterone-fuelled bravado! ....really...I don't.....

**Vojvoda** · Tuesday, December 9th, 2003

Originally Posted by Vanessa

OOOH I SEE! LOL I can't believe what you...UGH!!!!

I don't want to be subjected to this overtly masculine display of testosterone-fuelled bravado! ....really...I don't.....

Pfft....You will do as I say : P

**Ominous Lord Spoonblade** · Tuesday, December 9th, 2003

Originally Posted by Vojvoda

Pfft....You will do as I say : P

AAAH!

Well, I gotta give it to you, you are doing what the article says.

Vojvoda should be an example for men everywhere :-P Just so long as I don't have to EDIT anything. You are warned, Serbski!

**Vojvoda** · Tuesday, December 9th, 2003

Anyway, I can't believe some guys that follow the latest fashion trend, putting highlights in their hair etc...Do we blame the media or should we blame women?