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    Post Minor Threat and the straight edge conspiracy

    After weeks of undercover investigations I can exclusively reveal to you that the straight edge heavy metal band, Minor Threat, were in fact a group of dangerous subversives who hoped to seize power and install a nazi-communist dictatorship. Basing their philosophy on the teachings of Mao Tse Tung and Adolf Hitler, the band devised their own agenda which was to abolish religion and alcohol. The members of the band also failed to live up to the high personal standards they advocated, as it is now widely known that some of the band were marijuana addicts.

    The 'X'

    The straight edge movement was founded in 1980 by Ian MacKaye. Their emblem was a swastika with the end bits removed from the cross. This was to symbolise that they were nazis, yet also communists as the 'X' also represents the hammer and sickle, which adorns the sinister red flags of communist nations, but without the metal bits. So it stands for two handles.

    The straight edge lifestyle edict

    They advocated a lifestyle that meant abstinence from sex and drugs, which is to be commended, but also asked their members to refrain from drinking and pipe smoking. This meant that they would refuse communion in a church. Jesus' miracle at the wedding (see John 2: 1-11) was a sign that God likes people to have a drink, so the teachings of the straight edge movement run contrary to ALL Christian philosophy.

    Ian MacKaye: potential nazi-communist tyrant?

    Ian MacKaye formed Minor Threat to seize power and install a nazi-communist dictatorship. And also to fund his marijuana habit. Once in power, his straight edge government would have abolished contraceptives and drugs, which could only have been a good thing, but would have also outlawed religion and church wine. The detestable practice of skateboarding would have been compulsory for all teenagers and we would have been forced to have skinhead haircuts. In this respect, their philosophy was similar to that of Adolf Hiter and Chairman Mao of China, as they wanted everybody to be the same, but they would have eliminated any "undesirables". Probably.

    Credibility blown by mind-bending marijuana addiction

    Thankfully this did not happen as Ian MacKaye's credibility was destroyed when it was discovered that he was injecting the lethal drug, marijuana. The photograph on the right shows this pathetic man after yet another one of his "fixes". The straight edge movement is being kept alive by a group of foolish fanatics, but is too unfashionable for most teenagers, so hopefully it will die out soon.

    This story illustrates once more just how evil rock music is. I implore any parents reading this site to go through your childrens' CD collection and to publicly burn any offensive material.

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    Maoist anti-alcoholic Nazi conspiracies against Catholicism? Is this supposed to be a joke?

    All the straight edge people I knew in highschool were anti-racist and detested Nazism, and most of them were Christian. They also tend to abstain from red meat. I was into parts of the straight edge lifestyle for a time myself, especially since I had tried drugs and found they messed with my creativity. I was a strict vegan for a whole year, but Colonel Sanders and his 21 secret spices have a hold on me I just can't break.

    I didn't realize Catholics placed such a high spiritual value on drinking, it explains a few things about my Polish family members at least.:drunk I must have missed that 11th Commandment: "Thou Shalt Booze it Up."

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    "the band devised their own agenda which was to abolish religion and alcohol."


    Abolish alcohol?, no wonder the band flopped..........

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    Yes people, you read it correctly. Minor Threat were oh-so-close to complete and total world domination in the form of a National Socialist/Communist government eyes

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    LOL! That's hilarious!
    The theological innaccuracies lead me to believe that it's a parady and not genuine though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milesian
    LOL! That's hilarious!
    The theological innaccuracies lead me to believe that it's a parady and not genuine though
    yeah it's just a pathetic joke
    i listen to some Straight Edge bands, thye are just faster than average punk music and their message was not surely so drastic..
    they just had a fixation against alcohol, drugs, free sex.. let's say some kind of puritan.
    it was more like a way to keep the mind clear and all the political or religious beliefes were just personal and differed from bands to bands.
    so let's drop this theory of a XXX Conspiracy that makes me just laugh

    "E tutti si scandalizzano quando sentono dire: quel tale tipo di mammifero o di uccello ormai è sparito dalla faccia della terra, non lo vedremo più; è una grave perdita. Certo, si tratta di gravissime perdite.
    Ma non sarebbe forse più grave se sparisse una comunità umana?? --Bruno Salvadori

    Seven pictures of northern European males and seven pictures of northern African males were presented randomly via a computer screen to 82 Italian female undergraduates of the University of Padua, Italy.
    Each picture depicted a full frontal face with a neutral facial expression. Participants were asked to classify each picture as either northern Italian or southern Italian.
    On average, the seven pictures depicting northern Europeans were classified as northern Italians 81% of the time. The seven pictures depicting northern Africans were classified as southern Italians 83%
    of the time.



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    It used to be a hobby of mine to tease the sXe kids at shows Now a friend of mine has been sXe for awhile, so when I go out with him and his buddies I feel out of place as the only one with an alcoholic beverage

    I don't mind some hardcore really. I like the breakdowns We have a pretty popular hardcore scene here in Winnipeg for some reason. I don't understand it, because there is not much else to do besides drink! Maybe it is their form of rebellion against society
    I envision a world where people dawning long white robes and elaborate headdresses run rampant down the streets, waving their arms in the air while screaming "we've gone mad, we've gone mad", like defrocked monks breaking the silence of ages past.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanessa
    It used to be a hobby of mine to tease the sXe kids at shows Now a friend of mine has been sXe for awhile, so when I go out with him and his buddies I feel out of place as the only one with an alcoholic beverage

    I don't mind some hardcore really. I like the breakdowns We have a pretty popular hardcore scene here in Winnipeg for some reason. I don't understand it, because there is not much else to do besides drink! Maybe it is their form of rebellion against society
    It's surely a form of rebeliion against conformism, at least Ian MacKaye always said so.. it was a reaction, everything was drinking, smoking pot and so on so it was a little provokative to be against the agrain
    I admire the dedition to the cause of some sXe kids, even if they would maybe use it for something else
    Anyway it was not a big thing here in Italy.

    Danzig is great
    I love his first 4 solo cd and also everything he did with Misfits and Samhain, u cannot even imagine how hard it was to get his early stuff here in italy
    But is it true that his real family name is D'Anzalone?
    Surely he's not nordic

    "E tutti si scandalizzano quando sentono dire: quel tale tipo di mammifero o di uccello ormai è sparito dalla faccia della terra, non lo vedremo più; è una grave perdita. Certo, si tratta di gravissime perdite.
    Ma non sarebbe forse più grave se sparisse una comunità umana?? --Bruno Salvadori

    Seven pictures of northern European males and seven pictures of northern African males were presented randomly via a computer screen to 82 Italian female undergraduates of the University of Padua, Italy.
    Each picture depicted a full frontal face with a neutral facial expression. Participants were asked to classify each picture as either northern Italian or southern Italian.
    On average, the seven pictures depicting northern Europeans were classified as northern Italians 81% of the time. The seven pictures depicting northern Africans were classified as southern Italians 83%
    of the time.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Gesta Bellica
    But is it true that his real family name is D'Anzalone?
    Surely he's not nordic

    But it certainly would explain his stature and his desire to be Germanic/Nordic.



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    Quote Originally Posted by kriegsmaschine
    But it certainly would explain his stature and his desire to be Germanic/Nordic.


    well ok about that stature
    but did he really expressed the desire to be nordic or u are just guessing it form his D'Anzalone/Danzig change?
    iIt's undobtful that D'Anzalone has a quite complicated spelling and assonance in english

    "E tutti si scandalizzano quando sentono dire: quel tale tipo di mammifero o di uccello ormai è sparito dalla faccia della terra, non lo vedremo più; è una grave perdita. Certo, si tratta di gravissime perdite.
    Ma non sarebbe forse più grave se sparisse una comunità umana?? --Bruno Salvadori

    Seven pictures of northern European males and seven pictures of northern African males were presented randomly via a computer screen to 82 Italian female undergraduates of the University of Padua, Italy.
    Each picture depicted a full frontal face with a neutral facial expression. Participants were asked to classify each picture as either northern Italian or southern Italian.
    On average, the seven pictures depicting northern Europeans were classified as northern Italians 81% of the time. The seven pictures depicting northern Africans were classified as southern Italians 83%
    of the time.



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