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    Why you should fall to your knees and worship a librarian


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    Ok, sure. We’ve all got our little preconceived notions about who librarians are and what they do. Many people think of librarians as diminutive civil servants, scuttling about "Sssh-ing" people and stamping things. Well, think again buster.

    Librarians have degrees. They go to graduate school for Information Science and become masters of data systems and human/computer interaction. Librarians can catalog anything from an onion to a dog’s ear. They could catalog you.


    Librarians wield unfathomable power. With a flip of the wrist they can hide your dissertation behind piles of old Field and Stream magazines. They can find data for your term paper that you never knew existed. They may even point you toward new and appropriate subject headings.


    People become librarians because they know too much. Their knowledge extends beyond mere categories. They cannot be confined to disciplines. Librarians are all-knowing and all-seeing. They bring order to chaos. They bring wisdom and culture to the masses. They preserve every aspect of human knowledge. Librarians rule. And they will kick the crap out of anyone who says otherwise.

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    Re: Why you should fall to your knees and worship a librarian




    Wonderful little article, Frans.
    "I do not know what horrified me most at that time: the economic misery of my companions, their moral and ethical coarseness, or the low level of their intellectual development." Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf

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    AW: Why you should fall to your knees and worship a librarian

    Yes, no scientific work, preservation as well as progress, without Librarians

    They are the keepers of knowledge, even those which dont think about it too much and just do their daily work - routine. Still, without them...
    Magna Europa est patria nostra
    STOP GATS! STOP LIBERALISM!

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    Very good article, and of course I agree that librarians should be worshiped.

    Quote Originally Posted by Frans_Jozef View Post
    Librarians have degrees. They go to graduate school for Information Science and become masters of data systems and human/computer interaction. Librarians can catalog anything from an onion to a dog’s ear. They could catalog you.
    Most librarians I know despise cataloguing, and cataloguing usually isn't even taught anymore in library school.


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