This isn't an article, but it should be.
You Gawk at Other Women in Front of Your Mate
We all know that men like to look at pretty women, but to do it front of your mate and comment about it is downright rude. You think it's funny or get incredulous that she's hurt and/or insulted. You are being rude. Stop it.
You Stopped Taking Care of Yourself
A regular shaving and bathing schedule is not just nice, it's a MUST. Your socks should match each other. Undergarmets with holes should be thrown away. There is no such thing as 'lucky' socks and/or 'lucky' boxers - clothing is not lucky, no matter what you swear happens to you every time you wear it.
Were You Born in a Barn?
Close the door. Put the seat down. If you drop food on the floor, pick it up. The hamper is in the bathroom or closet - use it. The garbage can is under the kitchen counter - use it. Don't put your dirty shoes or feet on the coffee table. Hold the door open for women. Utensils are great. Close the bathroom door when you're using it. Your bodily functions and noises are not amusing.
If You Want a Maid, Hire One, also known as What Do You Want?!
She works just as many hours as you do. She's also tired and grouchy when she gets home. She's not going to clean the house and cook your dinner while you sit on the couch and watch TV or play xBox if you both worked a full, tiring day. If you wanted a maid/waitress/cook/prostitute, you should have hired one. If you want a wife that brings in money, accept that she will not be Suzy Homemaker. If you want Suzy Homemaker, then accept the financial responsibility for the family without bitching.
Her Body Belongs To Her
Being in a relationship does not mean you can grab, fondle, molest, and/or cajole her body parts at will. I know you get exicted, but show some respect. It's still her body, afterall, even if she lets your play with it.
Both of You Should Enjoy Sex
Yeah, she has 'faked it' with you - probably because she wasn't really in the mood to begin with, but you wouldn't stop until she did. Sometimes, we just can't no matter how hard you try, that doesn't mean that we didn't enjoy it or that you are no good. We don't always have to have one to be satisified, unlike you.
The other extreme: Is she enjoying it? Did that ever occur to you? Your sex life would improve greatly and you'd have it more often if you made her feel good once in a while, minute-man. And by the way, sex starts way before you enter the bedroom.
Birth Control
Don't want children? Do something about it -take some responsibility for your own behavior and body. We should not be expected to swallow or inject synthetic hormones because you are too lazy and/or too cheap to get condoms. Could you be any more self-centered? Why don't you get the injections or pills and see how much you like being hormonally altered just so your mate doesn't have to spend a whopping $5.00 on a box of condoms?
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