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    Classify our sexy Lord and Saviour!

    Will I burn in hell for thinking this image of Jesus is hot?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ladygoeth33
    Will I burn in hell for thinking this image of Jesus is hot?
    I don't think you would be the first or the last female to think so. In fact, you might be rewarded for such emotion... it is required and commendable if you love the Lord thy God.

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    Ah yes, the Nordic Jesus. Wait, I thought he was supposed to be black.

    I'm so confused....

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    Jesus, that's terrifying! Why can't they just make a picture of Jesus that doesn't look so creepy! It's this weird expression always portrayed...so lucid and humble..yet...serious.... *shiver*
    I envision a world where people dawning long white robes and elaborate headdresses run rampant down the streets, waving their arms in the air while screaming "we've gone mad, we've gone mad", like defrocked monks breaking the silence of ages past.

    Spoonblade: Sharper than a knife and twice as deadly.

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    That guy is a brownie-hound. He bites pillows nightly.

    Of course you wont burn in hell.

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    No, but you will for your slander! :onfire

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanessa
    Jesus, that's terrifying! Why can't they just make a picture of Jesus that doesn't look so creepy! It's this weird expression always portrayed...so lucid and humble..yet...serious.... *shiver*
    Why don't you just follow LG's example and find him attractive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanessa
    Jesus, that's terrifying!
    That's your bad conscience.But I can assure you that if you accept him as your savior even you can be saved. Although that's probably a heck of a lot of work, even for Jesus.
    And all my youth passed by sad-hearted,
    the joy of Spring was never mine;
    Autumn blows through me dread of parting,
    and my heart dreams and longs to die.

    - Nikolaus Lenau (1802-1850)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Reb
    No, but you will for your slander! :onfire
    I dont believe in hell, therefore, there will be no vacancy for me.
    Man made god, not the other way around. Remember that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phlegethon
    That's your bad conscience.But I can assure you that if you accept him as your savior even you can be saved. Although that's probably a heck of a lot of work, even for Jesus.
    I'll take that as a compliment But bad conscience? I just don't like pictures of creepy looking men...looks like the guy I used to see around the school playground waving at the little boys

    I can't believe you think he's hot Ladygoeth!
    I envision a world where people dawning long white robes and elaborate headdresses run rampant down the streets, waving their arms in the air while screaming "we've gone mad, we've gone mad", like defrocked monks breaking the silence of ages past.

    Spoonblade: Sharper than a knife and twice as deadly.

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