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    Question Classify Freddie Mercury

    Well to continue the trend, do you think Freddie Mercury is at all Europid? Partially? Predominantly? He has a very interesting appearance, especially considering his place of birth!

    Real name: Farrokh Bulsara
    Place of birth: Zanzibar (:eek)

    I think he may have just tried really hard to make himself appear "white", but in the pictures where his skin looks more fair...hmmmm.....









    http://freddie.helenheart.com/fred_gallery.htm
    I envision a world where people dawning long white robes and elaborate headdresses run rampant down the streets, waving their arms in the air while screaming "we've gone mad, we've gone mad", like defrocked monks breaking the silence of ages past.

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    He was born in Zanzibar??? I know he is ethnically Persian, so he could be Irano-Afghan. It's hard to say; he looks borderline to me.

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    That last picture is scary.

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    There is something very odd about his face... :erm

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    Originally posted by Premisyl
    There is something very odd about his face... :erm

    I think he has fag-face.

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    Originally posted by cosmocreator
    I think he has fag-face.
    LOL! Especially in that last picture, though I've seen bowls of Trix not even half as fruity as the way he looks in the pic with his shirt off.
    Don't fart around that guy. He might think you're flirting.

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    Don't fart around that guy. He might think you're flirting.
    Don't worry, he died of AIDS in 1992.

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    I thank the heavens after learning such people are gay and won't (generally) continue their line. (I wish the whole of Africa and Asia was gay.)

    Having seen a picture of him with his family, he definitely 'lucked out' in receiving a higher number of Europid-appearing genes. The rest of his family just look like normal light-skinned Indians.
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    x_hehe I was going to mention something when I posted this that we all know he was gay (TOTALLY GAAAAY!!!) no use for the jokes....but they were inevitable...totally inevitable....LOL

    "fag-face"..."Don't fart around that guy. He might think you're flirting." OMG LMAO x_rofl ...I'm crying... !

    Aaaaanyway, in conclusion, he was very lucky to receive those white-looking features and that amazing rock'n'roll voice...but he was not so lucky to gain that mouth/jaw or the gayness! x_barf
    I envision a world where people dawning long white robes and elaborate headdresses run rampant down the streets, waving their arms in the air while screaming "we've gone mad, we've gone mad", like defrocked monks breaking the silence of ages past.

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    That last photograph is indeed frightening to behold. It is as though I can feel him looking at my posterior!
    Blech!

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