The New PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE
We've certainly come a long way in the last 226 years from our white Founding Fathers' vision of a Land of the Free and Home of the Brave, punctuated every generation or so by popular revolution against entrenched tyranny and corruption. Therefore, we ask that you now rise and join with every Babbitt, yahoo and pay-triot, and with all the sheeple, regardless of race, creed or color - as well as with our illustrious and heroic president, who even now is so bravely defending Free-dumb and De-mock-racy as once again we recite the new, revised PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE for the 2lst century.
I pledge allegiance to the Flab
of the Benighted States of America
and to the Multiracial Democracy for which it stands:
one diverse nation, under Israel, Politically Correct,
with license and special rights for Some.
Glory, hallelujah .... and watch out for that terrorist lurking under your bed!
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Please read and pass out!
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