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    Nordic Aliens

    The Nordics

    The Nordics are an extra terrestrial species which has been reported to be observing the activities here on Earth. Individuals who have allegedly come in contact with the Nordics say that they are here to observe our culture and not interfere in our evolution.

    Some individuals have suggested that because of the Nordic's similar physical appearance to humans that they could possibly be our long lost relatives who have since moved on to another planet. Other individuals suggest that the Nordics are in conflict with they Greys because they object to the Greys interfering with human evolution. Other than these few theories, not a lot is known about the Nordics.

    Description
    Extra-terrestrial
    Species: Nordics
    Aliases: Swedes
    Height: 5 - 6.5 feet
    Weight: 120 - 240 pounds (estimated)
    Eyes: Human
    Hair: Blonde
    Skin: Pale white
    Sex: Male and Female
    Communication: Telepathic
    Location of Origin
    Pleides
    Distinguishing Characteristics
    Share common physical features with human beings (especially Scandinavians)
    Are taller than the average human
    Have more of a muscular build than the average human


    http://www.crystalinks.com/ets.html


    :Bouncing HAHAHAHAHA CRAZY SHIT

    Hmm....better watch out for Hellstar he may have made a forum so he could observe our behaviour :erm

    x_rofl

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    Post Re: Nordic Aliens? (this is a good laugh)

    I have heard this as well. It's probably a ploy by the juden to make Nordics appear "less-than-human" or "alien" to fool the ignorant trash of the world. It's a bunch of crap catering only to losers and UFO-freaks.

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    I am grateful for these kind of weird theories because it allows us to weed out the extremely stupid people more easily

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    Hahahahaha!
    It looks like someone has been playing too much "Dungeons and Dragons".

    Vanessa:

    Off-topic question I've wanted to ask you for awhile: Are you "Vanessa" on Slavija and "Slavic...something" (can't remember the whole name) on SF?

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    Post Re: Nordic Aliens? (this is a good laugh)

    Originally posted by Vanessa
    Hmm....better watch out for Hellstar he may have made a forum so he could observe our behaviour :erm

    x_rofl
    Silence! You impudent inferior human, we decline the existance of this forum. We are coming, resistance is futile!

    By the way, the whole of Aryan Dawn is an observation area for our Race, it is the dawning of a new Race.

    Promulgation of this information will result in extermination of your immediate family.

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    Whoa, good thing I bought those weapons of mass destruction the other day...

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    Originally posted by Vanessa
    Whoa, good thing I bought those weapons of mass destruction the other day...
    Those weapons will not serve, our Race can destroy planets by simply having one of our Elite Commanders willing to do so, it is all mental power. Behold the coming of the Race of Gods! The Universe is our domain, all shall be annihilated! Hail to the Gods! Hail to our Race! muaahahahahahahahah. :amok

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    Originally posted by Nazzjonalist
    Those weapons will not serve, our Race can destroy planets by simply having one of our Elite Commanders willing to do so, it is all mental power. Behold the coming of the Race of Gods! The Universe is our domain, all shall be annihilated! Hail to the Gods! Hail to our Race! muaahahahahahahahah. :amok
    NO!!! PLEASE DON'T TORTURE US WITH CHAINS AND WHIPS!!!

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    Aw shit, now EVERYBODY's gonna know our little secret...
    Never stray from your Weapons
    When on the field-
    You never know
    When you may suddenly need your sword.

    -Havamal

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    Originally posted by VikingBlood
    Aw shit, now EVERYBODY's gonna know our little secret...
    MUHAHAHAHAHA...yes. EVERYBODY's gonna know about the Alien Nordics' Chain and Whip trade!!! REVENGE IS AT HAND!!!! :Armed x_p

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