Classify: Mr. Homeland Security Tom Ridge

**Evolved** · Sunday, February 16th, 2003

How would you classify this guy?

Tom Ridge

I don't know what his ancestry is, he seems "Ladoganish" to me. Maybe he's mixed with Alpine and not Ladogan, because his name isn't Russian.

eyes:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/homeland/ridgebio.html

He could protect our homeland much better by deporting all these spics, starting with George Bush's crackhead niece.

**Stríbog** · Monday, February 17th, 2003

I'd say predominantly Alpine with some Brünn.

**Hellstar** · Monday, February 17th, 2003

I agree with Ladygoeth, he looks like some medium distinct Ladogan type.

Any close up pictures of his face?

**Evolved** · Monday, February 17th, 2003

Maybe he's 1/4 East Asian, it seems reasonable for his phenotype. Flat face, yellowish skin, squinty little eyes and a short, broad nose... x_p

More pictures

**Tore** · Monday, February 17th, 2003

LOL

kinda resembles my physics teacher... who was Ukrainian by the way.

**Evolved** · Tuesday, February 18th, 2003

Ukraine and America are involved in some bizarre cloning experiment to fill the world with Indo-Mongol Satanoids! x_hehe

They even have the same hairstyle, hair color and baldness pattern! Eyebrows are the same shape. Jeez, I'm getting freaked out over here.. :eek: