Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 14

Thread: Futuristic, Utopian Paradise Of Baltimore Completely Baffled By Trump's Attacks

  1. #1
    Sound methods Chlodovech's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Last Online
    10 Hours Ago @ 03:04 PM
    Ethnicity
    Flemish
    Ancestry
    Frankish
    Country
    Holy Roman Empire Holy Roman Empire
    Gender
    Politics
    Völkisch traditionalist
    Religion
    Catholic
    Posts
    3,147
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    1,468
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    2,519
    Thanked in
    1,095 Posts

    Futuristic, Utopian Paradise Of Baltimore Completely Baffled By Trump's Attacks



    Source: BabylonBee

    BALTIMORE, MD—President Trump launched into a deranged attack against the city of Baltimore, calling it “a disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess” and a place “no human being would want to live.” This caused extreme confusion within the city -- as, having been run exclusively by Democrats for decades and decades, it is a nearly perfect, progressive utopia and a beacon of hope to all.

    Stepping into Baltimore is like stepping into the future. Thanks to its politics never having been corrupted by any right-wing elements, the city is almost free of problems. Shiny towers touch the sky, people happily travel from glass dome to glass dome in their flying cars, and not a trace of dirt or grime is found anywhere, thanks to the city's perfect central planning. Crime is unknown in Baltimore, since they have compassionate measures to reform criminals instead of punishing them. And there is no such thing as poverty or income inequality because of the Democrats’ tight control of the economy.

    “I had no idea what Trump was talking about,” said the leader of Baltimore, known as the “Overseer,” who heads the largely automated bureaucracy of the city. “He called us rat-infested, and I was unfamiliar with the creature. I checked our vast archives -- as knowledge is very important to Baltimore -- and found out it was some sort of vermin that plagued cities in previous centuries. Such things are unknown in Baltimore.”

    The Overseer had thought to engage Trump on Twitter, but arguing on social media is for lesser beings and not for evolved people such as those who live in Baltimore. Instead, the citizens of Baltimore are going to continue to focus on their city, hoping to one day make it the greatest, most advanced city in the world, maybe even topping Detroit.
    “Remember that all worlds draw to an end and that noble death is a treasure which no-one is too poor to buy.” - C. S. Lewis, The Last Battle

  2. The Following User Says Thank You to Chlodovech For This Useful Post:


  3. #2
    Senior Member Ravenrune's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2018
    Last Online
    1 Week Ago @ 07:30 AM
    Ethnicity
    Anglo-Saxon-Celt
    Ancestry
    Irish, English, Scottish, German, French, Mi'kmaq
    Country
    Canada Canada
    Gender
    Zodiac Sign
    Scorpio
    Family
    Single adult
    Occupation
    maker of things
    Politics
    non-corruption for the people
    Religion
    Pantheism / Norse pagan / Taoism
    Posts
    535
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    76
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    587
    Thanked in
    295 Posts
    Ok , I'd suggest staying inside with air conditioning on, plenty of water and ice and if the symptoms of heat stroke persist, call your doctor!

  4. The Following User Says Thank You to Ravenrune For This Useful Post:


  5. #3
    Senior Member Tripredacus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Last Online
    1 Day Ago @ 09:31 PM
    Status
    Available
    Ethnicity
    German
    Ancestry
    Germany, Poland, Italy
    Subrace
    Don't know
    Country
    United States United States
    State
    New York New York
    Location
    United States
    Gender
    Family
    Single adult
    Occupation
    Software Engineer
    Politics
    Fascism
    Religion
    I Am
    Posts
    307
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    16
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    46
    Thanked in
    28 Posts
    News flash: vast majority of a city's population don't go to bad areas... Or perhaps, those with good internet. People could say the same thing where I live also. It is mostly nice, but there are indeed bad areas. Places where rats can get very large and visitors have mistaken them to be cats. The places where the poor are the poorest, or the neighborhoods where the residents hold themselves down. The places where the garbage is in piles and the homeless people live. These places exist and it is silly to pretend that they do not.

    Certainly it is unfair to paint an entire city with such a large brush, but it is an exageration.

    And it is another thing that I do not like in these "news stories" is that if a person says something, the audience is powerless to express their own thoughts. That is what the media in the US portrays, that all citizens are feedble minded and gullible.

  6. #4
    Sound methods Chlodovech's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Last Online
    10 Hours Ago @ 03:04 PM
    Ethnicity
    Flemish
    Ancestry
    Frankish
    Country
    Holy Roman Empire Holy Roman Empire
    Gender
    Politics
    Völkisch traditionalist
    Religion
    Catholic
    Posts
    3,147
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    1,468
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    2,519
    Thanked in
    1,095 Posts
    Babylon Bee is satire, lads. The article is meant to ridicule the democrats getting angry at Trump once more, over his statements about Baltimore.
    “Remember that all worlds draw to an end and that noble death is a treasure which no-one is too poor to buy.” - C. S. Lewis, The Last Battle

  7. #5
    Senior Member Ravenrune's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2018
    Last Online
    1 Week Ago @ 07:30 AM
    Ethnicity
    Anglo-Saxon-Celt
    Ancestry
    Irish, English, Scottish, German, French, Mi'kmaq
    Country
    Canada Canada
    Gender
    Zodiac Sign
    Scorpio
    Family
    Single adult
    Occupation
    maker of things
    Politics
    non-corruption for the people
    Religion
    Pantheism / Norse pagan / Taoism
    Posts
    535
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    76
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    587
    Thanked in
    295 Posts
    I knew it was satire

  8. The Following User Says Thank You to Ravenrune For This Useful Post:


  9. #6
    Senior Member Rodulf's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2018
    Last Online
    1 Week Ago @ 03:45 AM
    Ethnicity
    North American
    Ancestry
    Norse, Celt, Saxon, Native American
    Country
    United States United States
    State
    Idaho Idaho
    Location
    Pacific Northwest
    Gender
    Family
    Married
    Occupation
    Criminal Justice
    Politics
    National Socialist
    Religion
    Heathen
    Posts
    209
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    248
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    303
    Thanked in
    125 Posts
    Obongo gave Baltimore 1.8 BILLION dollars...where did it go? I think this should be a major FBI investigation, but we all know it won't be...
    "This World We Cannot Tolerate,
    It's Time To Seal All Preachers Fate,
    And Hang Them All,
    From Odin's Tree!"
    Amon Amarth

  10. The Following User Says Thank You to Rodulf For This Useful Post:


  11. #7
    Sound methods Chlodovech's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Last Online
    10 Hours Ago @ 03:04 PM
    Ethnicity
    Flemish
    Ancestry
    Frankish
    Country
    Holy Roman Empire Holy Roman Empire
    Gender
    Politics
    Völkisch traditionalist
    Religion
    Catholic
    Posts
    3,147
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    1,468
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    2,519
    Thanked in
    1,095 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by Chlodovech
    This however isn't satire. Click on the source link to see the video
    Rat Photo-Bombs Reporter's Live Coverage of Baltimore's Decay



    Source: CNSnews

    A rat ran through a live camera shot as a reporter discussed outrage over President Donald Trump’s claim the city of Baltimore, Maryland was rat-infested and needed to be cleaned up.

    On Monday, Reporter Maxine Streicher was on-air live in the city’s Sandtown-Winchester neighborhood, saying residents think Trump should visit Baltimore and see its condition for himself:

    “Now, we spoke with many people today, who say the president should consider coming here to Baltimore, to the Sandtown area, and taking a look at things for himself.”

    As the camera panned to a shot of an alley, a rat scurried out from behind a bag of trash, and ran along the wall and around the corner.

    On Monday, another Fox 45 video went viral - that of Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh taking a tour of the city last September and declaring, "Whoa, you can smell the rats."
    “Remember that all worlds draw to an end and that noble death is a treasure which no-one is too poor to buy.” - C. S. Lewis, The Last Battle

  12. #8
    Funding Member
    "Friend of Germanics"
    Skadi Funding Member

    Elizabeth's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2016
    Last Online
    @
    Ethnicity
    European American
    Ancestry
    United Kingdom, Czechoslovakia, Netherlands, Germany, France
    mtDNA
    H1c12
    Country
    United States United States
    State
    Florida Florida
    Gender
    Zodiac Sign
    Aries
    Politics
    Pro-Trump, Nationalist
    Religion
    Folkish Heathen
    Posts
    809
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    742
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    798
    Thanked in
    389 Posts
    I read this article today. I'll post the title and some pictures.

    Black Baltimore Really is a Major Sh*thole



    Black Baltimore teens damaging a Baltimore police car


    Blacks looting CVS before they burned it down





    Looting another store

    http://incogman.net/2019/07/black-baltimore-really-is-a-major-shthole/

  13. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Elizabeth For This Useful Post:


  14. #9
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2018
    Last Online
    7 Hours Ago @ 06:48 PM
    Status
    Prolonged Absence
    Ethnicity
    Alsatian/Suevi
    Ancestry
    germanic/alsatian/Elsaesser
    Subrace
    Child of Creator God
    Country
    United States United States
    State
    Oregon Oregon
    Gender
    Family
    Married
    Occupation
    retired - Aerospace Quality Engi
    Politics
    independent
    Religion
    Born again Christian,
    Posts
    839
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    768
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    1,003
    Thanked in
    491 Posts
    What we need is "Ein Arbeitsdienst" to get all these hoodlums off the street.
    Make them work. "ARBEIT MACHT FREI!"
    No, I'm not a NAZI, but still believe in that slogan...................it worked for me all my life.
    ...........and this is why I'm still for a military draft, it can be just a work camp, like building walls..........

  15. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to schwab For This Useful Post:


  16. #10
    Funding Member
    "Friend of Germanics"
    Skadi Funding Member

    Elizabeth's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2016
    Last Online
    @
    Ethnicity
    European American
    Ancestry
    United Kingdom, Czechoslovakia, Netherlands, Germany, France
    mtDNA
    H1c12
    Country
    United States United States
    State
    Florida Florida
    Gender
    Zodiac Sign
    Aries
    Politics
    Pro-Trump, Nationalist
    Religion
    Folkish Heathen
    Posts
    809
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    742
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    798
    Thanked in
    389 Posts

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 1
    Last Post: Monday, November 27th, 2017, 03:16 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •