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    Dad Shows Off Chore Reward Chart Where He Gets Beer And Sex For Doing Housework

    Which parent is worse? Mom's INSANE chore chart for her husband, which offers rewards like 'no nagging' and oral sex if he helps around the house, sparks heated debate on social media

    • An image of a sticker chore chart for 'daddy' has been going viral on Twitter
    • Made by the wife, it lists tasks for her husband like 'wash dishes,' 'pack the kids' lunches,' 'clean up throw up,' and 'bathe the rug rats'
    • It then offers rewards for tasks complete, like oral sex, beer, a striptease, and '1 get out of the dog house free card'
    • Twitter users are slamming both parents and pitying their unhealthy marriage
    • A few are chastising the woman for treating her husband like a child
    • The majority are horrified that the man needs rewards for basic parenting and being a contributing partner in the relationship
    • The chore chart is actually a joke from a parody account called Baby Sideburns, run by bestselling author Karen Alpert


    A woman's detailed chore chart for her husband has Twitter users up in arms — and pitying the couple's incredibly unhealthy marriage.

    An image of a sticker chore chart that has been going viral this week shows a list of tasks for 'daddy' to complete, with a different reward listed for each one.

    Decorated with cutesy letters, doodles, and Disney stickers, the chart — which looks much more appropriate for a small child — promises that dad will get things like oral sex, beer, and 'no nagging' if he does such simple things as pack the kids' lunches or clean up after them.



    Down the left of the chart is a list of chores, related to both cleaning and basic childcare. Down the right is a list of rewards, and boxes in the middle partially filled with stickers show how often 'daddy' has earned those rewards.

    Washing dishes is rewarded with a 12-pack of beer, putting down the toilet seat gets 'no nagging for a week,' and the reward for vacuuming car seats is that dad doesn't have to go to some annoying kid's bday party.'

    If he changes a blowout diaper, he gets a 'naked hula dance' from his wife, he gets oral sex for cleaning up vomit, and if he bathes the children, his wife 'won't donate your favorite pit-stained T-shirt.'

    Finally, if he packs the kids' lunches, he gets 1 'get-out-of-the-dog-house-free card.'

    The image has been shared by multiple account this week, including writer Jennifer Wright — and has inspired some very passionate responses.

    Some people just feel sad for the couple's marriage.

    'Not a psychologist but I don't think this is a healthy marriage,' wrote one, while another urged them to 'just get divorced already.'

    'This is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life,' said one.

    'This chart tells me both people in the relationship are objectively horrible,' added yet another.

    A few chided the woman for treating her husband like a child, with one man saying: 'This makes me physically uncomfortable. Why would this person infantilize their partner like this and why would "daddy" put up with it?' wrote one man.

    'And women wonder why men wont commit,' another man tweeted.

    But the vast majority of commenters, both male and female, were horrified by the 'toxic relationship' in which the wife clearly wasn't getting the support she needed — and her husband needed rewards in order to participate in basic parenting.

    'Aren’t these chores just called “Being a Dad”?' asked one man.

    'Imagine being such a bad partner/parent that you have to have a sticker chart LIKE YOUR KID DOES to do your freaking job,' wrote another.

    'Or you could act like a f***ing parent, what the actual f***,' one woman tweeted, while another asked: 'What does mommy get for being a parent to daddy?'

    'If you need a token economy to do basic tasks, you’re not ready to be a parent. Or a husband. Or an adult,' another man chimed in.

    Another used humor to make his point, tweeting: 'Help with chores and sexual favors should operate independent of one another and should be freely given by both partners. This twisted interspousal economy cheapens vomit remediation and [oral sex] equally.'

    'Imagine having to reward your partner like a child for doing basic parental things that’s expected of you without reward,' yet another woman tweeted.

    'Imagine being in a relationship so toxic that you need rewards and threats to coparent,' said another.

    And one more said: 'If this is the only way to get your partner to help in raising your children, you need a different partner.'

    One woman wanted to know what rewards mommy got for being a parent to daddy.



    The image has actually been circulating on the internet for three years — and as a few in-the-know Twitter users have pointed out, it's actually a joke.

    The chart was first posted by the parenting parody account Baby Sideburns in June of 2016, where it's earned 5,500 likes.

    Baby Sideburns is run by Karen Alpert, a mother of two kids named Zoey and Holden whose husband doesn't actually seem to need a reward chart to help out with the kids — in fact, he's often in on the joke on her website and social media pages.

    Alpert is also the author of several New York Times bestsellers, including 'I Just Want to Pee Alone' and 'I Heart My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting.'

    Her most recent book is 'I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting.'



    Source: Daily Mail
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    Men being infantalized by their women how nice.

    And people wonder why I am single. If I have to barter for sex/affection I would rather do it the honest way and go to a brothel.
    I grew up on a belief of honour, courage and the old world values. The world isn't about that anymore, preferring to die a slow death of fast food and cheap thrills.

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    Just look at that one picture. It looks like he wants to blow his own brains out. While the woman grins for the camera
    "look at how much I can humiliate my hubby and theres nothing he can do about it! HAHA!"
    This is a great example of why men stay single.

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    People are just so uptight and easily offended these days, if you cannot tell this couple is joking you have a problem.

    Ok...where did you say that puke is? I'll be right on it.
    Life is like a fire hydrant- sometimes you help people put out their fires, but most of the time you just get peed on by every dog in the neighborhood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpearBrave View Post
    People are just so uptight and easily offended these days, if you cannot tell this couple is joking you have a problem.
    Are they joking though? I am not so sure and even if they are would HE be able to make similar jokes about HER and get away with it?
    I grew up on a belief of honour, courage and the old world values. The world isn't about that anymore, preferring to die a slow death of fast food and cheap thrills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meister View Post
    Are they joking though? I am not so sure and even if they are would HE be able to make similar jokes about HER and get away with it?
    Most certainly, I joke with my wife in the very same way. In fact it was my silliness and sense of humor that attracted her in the first place.
    Life is like a fire hydrant- sometimes you help people put out their fires, but most of the time you just get peed on by every dog in the neighborhood.

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    Since apparently no one cared to read the article to its end, here's the spot to look at

    The image has actually been circulating on the internet for three years — and as a few in-the-know Twitter users have pointed out, it's actually a joke.

    The chart was first posted by the parenting parody account Baby Sideburns in June of 2016
    of course triggering the incels and mgtows of the manosphere
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    Quote Originally Posted by velvet View Post
    Since apparently no one cared to read the article to its end, here's the spot to look at



    of course triggering the incels and mgtows of the manosphere
    I know it's old. That isn't my point though but of course it won't matter to those who want to see it differently.
    I grew up on a belief of honour, courage and the old world values. The world isn't about that anymore, preferring to die a slow death of fast food and cheap thrills.

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