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    Post AW: 'Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pictures Of All Time'

    Let's not talk about the cheesy lyrics.

    The Jonah...the Jonah
    In twisted key she speaks a word to me and then I see
    Her face falling apart
    The word Jonah is her mark, she's branded


    If there is a hidden and immensely profound meaning in these songs I am still looking for it.

    King Diamond is a great entertainer and actor though - nobody gives a damn about his 5th grade English lyrics.
    And all my youth passed by sad-hearted,
    the joy of Spring was never mine;
    Autumn blows through me dread of parting,
    and my heart dreams and longs to die.

    - Nikolaus Lenau (1802-1850)

    Real misanthropes are not found in solitude, but in the world; since it is experience of life, and not philosophy, which produces real hatred of mankind.

    - Giacomo Leopardi (1798-1837)

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    Post Re: 'Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pictures Of All Time'

    This thread is just to funny...

    My favourite from the site pointed out in the first post:
    #5 Dimmu Borgir



    The bald guy makes this picture #5, hands down. This is some serioulsy shoddy corpse-paint on everybody, especially for a photo shoot. Look at the bald guy. Just look at him! Is that supposed to be intimidating? He looks like a fucking alien! As with Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir's pics have gotten more ridiculous with time, i.e., the presence of top- hats, vampire teeth, capes, etc. Terrible!
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    Post Re: 'Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pictures Of All Time'

    The true master of "being-evil-looking":

    Rob Zombie!





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    That people breed with those they find attractive within their own ethnic population is all the eugenics I think is necessary. - Milesian

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    Post AW: 'Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pictures Of All Time'

    Quote Originally Posted by Phlegethon
    Let's not talk about the cheesy lyrics.
    King Diamond
    No Presents for Christmas
    Christmas time is here again
    Santa needs a helping hand
    We cannot find his evil sheet
    To draw his laying for the night
    So all the waiting christmas trees
    Gonna hear their master sing....

    There's no presents, Not this Christmas
    There's no presents
    Tom and Jerry, Drinking Sherry
    They don't give a damn

    Christmas time is here again
    Santa needs a helping hand
    It's getting very, very late
    St.Peter's crossed the Golden Gate
    An Donald Duck is still in bed
    I wonder who he's gonna help

    There's no presents, Not this christmas
    There's no presents
    Tom and Jerry, All done Sherry
    They don't give a damn

    There's no presents, Not this Christmas
    There's no presents
    Tom and Jerry, Still Drinking Sherry
    They don't give a damn

    I'm dreaming of a white.... Sabbath....



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    Post AW: Re: 'Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pictures Of All Time'

    Quote Originally Posted by Manji
    The true master of "being-evil-looking":

    Rob Zombie!
    Looking evil pays out it seems:



    Rob Zombie with his wife Sheri Moon...

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    Post Re: 'Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pictures Of All Time'

    Well yeah hehe some of those pictures look kind of fun.

    But neither you(on this thread) or the guy who made that website know nothing about black metal, so don`t you sit there and make fun of it and call it hilarious.
    For example yuo "LG" and "Triglav" would piss your pants of if you meet us, hahaha.....
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    Post Re: 'Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pictures Of All Time'

    I seriously doubt it.

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    I always wet my pants when I have to laugh uncontrollably. It is called hysterical incontinence. That is why I wear those evil Black Metal tight rubber pants.

    BTW, I knew Black Metal before it was called Black Metal, when Norway was still world famous for whale-hunting and wooly pullovers - not some fucked-up churchburners.
    And all my youth passed by sad-hearted,
    the joy of Spring was never mine;
    Autumn blows through me dread of parting,
    and my heart dreams and longs to die.

    - Nikolaus Lenau (1802-1850)

    Real misanthropes are not found in solitude, but in the world; since it is experience of life, and not philosophy, which produces real hatred of mankind.

    - Giacomo Leopardi (1798-1837)

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    Post Re: 'Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pictures Of All Time'

    Quote Originally Posted by MegaSpathi
    But neither you(on this thread) or the guy who made that website know nothing about black metal, so don`t you sit there and make fun of it and call it hilarious.
    For example yuo "LG" and "Triglav" would piss your pants of if you meet us, hahaha.....
    LOL, I wonder why these "new-black-metallers" always think they know everything about black metal?
    What was the last band you found out to be "black metal", Soilwork?

    Btw, I've met Satyricon, particularly the singer, and I can affirm that he is pretty more innofensive than what he seems on stage, actually, I doubt he could even hurt a fly. An overall nice guy, off-stage that is, who gets drunk pretty fast.
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    Post Re: 'Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pictures Of All Time'

    Quote Originally Posted by Johannes de León
    LOL, I wonder why these "new-black-metallers" always think they know everything about black metal?
    What was the last band you found out to be "black metal", Soilwork?

    Btw, I've met Satyricon, particularly the singer, and I can affirm that he is pretty more innofensive than what he seems on stage, actually, I doubt he could even hurt a fly. An overall nice guy, off-stage that is, who gets drunk pretty fast.
    HAHAAHahaaa you answer is very stupid for beeing a moderator.
    What is a "new black metaller"?? Don`t get your joke either, Soilwork is not black metal.

    You think you know something just because you met satyricon.
    They went bad after "Nemesis Divina". I bet you met him after that era.
    So i don`t care about them, if he is innofensive or this or that.

    But hey, what si a "new" black metaller", im am nothing "new", there`s nothing "new" about it so stop with your " ". Im have more in common with the old era of everything that you, and you are older.
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