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    Post Re: 'Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pictures Of All Time'

    My fictional black metal band shall be called Eviscerated Jehovah's Witness.

    My fictional black metal persona shall be called Ghoulrot.

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    Re: 'Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pictures Of All Time'

    Quote Originally Posted by lg
    I don't understand this music or its style. If anything it is hilarious. I can't imagine being scared of someone because he has weird leather clothing or face paint. Evil comes from within.

    I'm going to make some photos of myself in "black metal mode" tomorrow. Seriously. I'll be so evil it will make you piss your pants.

    Don't even try...I've already done it.. ...I back my posing (clowning?... )to the fact that I know how to actually play the guitar.

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    Post AW: Re: 'Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pictures Of All Time'

    Quote Originally Posted by TisaAnne
    I find the above display to be completely ridiculous, (as do I find the black metal genre of music to be, also). These guys look like clowns...well, evil clowns anyway. Under all those spikes and face paint must lie a couple extremely insecure boys....

    Now, on the other hand, I have the highest affection for men in tight spandex pants and bouffant hair who can play screaming guitar...Here is a picture of how it should be.
    Black Metal is ridiculous, but those dolled up queens with puffed-out hair are just gay...
    "slavic" languages are absolutely arteficial (Read "slawenlegende"). The "glagolica", invented by a bunch of monks, is nothing but an ancient esperanto, creating new words, definitions and alphabet out of regional slangs.

    The craddle of European Civilization comes from the North. All blond people originate from the north. So if you see a blond-blue eyed Slovene, Russian, Czech, Polak ect., you can be 100% sure that his ancient ancestors originated from "Germanics" (Germanic = Nordic).
    "slovenja" was the settelment of the Langobards = Germanics/Teutons. "Poland" of the Goths and East-Vandals ect. ect. What do "slavs" tell us about their origin?
    Some silly story that they originate from some swamps in the east and popped out of no where into history.

    So you see my dear "Gorostan" [=Triglav], you are in reality a "Germanic" indoctrinated with panslav propaganda and historic fantasy stories. ~Dr. Brandt, former TNP and Skadi member

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    Post AW: Re: AW: Re: 'Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pictures Of All Time'

    Quote Originally Posted by TisaAnne
    But atleast they can actually play guitar....not just make a bunch of senseless noise....
    Well, unfortunately Jason Becker cannot do anything anymore, being close to death as a result of the ALS Syndrome. And Marty Friedman - although an excellent guitarist - never reached the level of virtuosity he displayed with Jason in Cacophony. "Speed Metal Symphony" is still the album setting the standards in double lead guitar heavy metal. And Jason Becker's "Perpetual Burn" is still one of the best instrumental albums ever released (if not the best).
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    Post AW: Re: AW: Re: 'Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pictures Of All Time'

    Quote Originally Posted by TisaAnne
    But atleast they can actually play guitar....not just make a bunch of senseless noise....
    Whatever tickles your fancy, lady.
    "slavic" languages are absolutely arteficial (Read "slawenlegende"). The "glagolica", invented by a bunch of monks, is nothing but an ancient esperanto, creating new words, definitions and alphabet out of regional slangs.

    The craddle of European Civilization comes from the North. All blond people originate from the north. So if you see a blond-blue eyed Slovene, Russian, Czech, Polak ect., you can be 100% sure that his ancient ancestors originated from "Germanics" (Germanic = Nordic).
    "slovenja" was the settelment of the Langobards = Germanics/Teutons. "Poland" of the Goths and East-Vandals ect. ect. What do "slavs" tell us about their origin?
    Some silly story that they originate from some swamps in the east and popped out of no where into history.

    So you see my dear "Gorostan" [=Triglav], you are in reality a "Germanic" indoctrinated with panslav propaganda and historic fantasy stories. ~Dr. Brandt, former TNP and Skadi member

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    Post Re: 'Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pictures Of All Time'

    All of those bands are complete failures. Old Immortal is alright, but also no longer exist. Gorgorth is a goner band as well I believe, but who even cares about these horrid ca$h bands. They wanted to sell out, so they had to sound catchier, thus making their talent even worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MVSSOLINI
    All of those bands are complete failures. Old Immortal is alright, but also no longer exist. Gorgorth is a goner band as well I believe, but who even cares about these horrid ca$h bands. They wanted to sell out, so they had to sound catchier, thus making their talent even worse.
    They were mentally disturbed and potential sell-outs to begin with. Was that so hard to see?
    "slavic" languages are absolutely arteficial (Read "slawenlegende"). The "glagolica", invented by a bunch of monks, is nothing but an ancient esperanto, creating new words, definitions and alphabet out of regional slangs.

    The craddle of European Civilization comes from the North. All blond people originate from the north. So if you see a blond-blue eyed Slovene, Russian, Czech, Polak ect., you can be 100% sure that his ancient ancestors originated from "Germanics" (Germanic = Nordic).
    "slovenja" was the settelment of the Langobards = Germanics/Teutons. "Poland" of the Goths and East-Vandals ect. ect. What do "slavs" tell us about their origin?
    Some silly story that they originate from some swamps in the east and popped out of no where into history.

    So you see my dear "Gorostan" [=Triglav], you are in reality a "Germanic" indoctrinated with panslav propaganda and historic fantasy stories. ~Dr. Brandt, former TNP and Skadi member

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    Post Re: 'Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pictures Of All Time'

    I think 80's glam musicians look like crap and they sound like crap too.If you want to sound like men don't do that high pitched "primal yells" like Aerosmith or whoever. Growling is where it's at.

    Black Metal is good as long as they are serious and perform their music with conviction. For instance the early band Venom is ridiculous and corny. I hate their reverse Christian stupidity. I admired Cradle of Filth up until the time they stopped singing about ancient goddesses and mythology and started selling out. For example, on their recent album Midian their vocalist mentions Jeffrey Dahmer, what stupidity!
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