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    I found this link on Blabbermouth:

    http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html

    The commentary is pretty funny.

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    I know $atan will cast his spell on me me for this, but this always gives me a good laugh:



    "slavic" languages are absolutely arteficial (Read "slawenlegende"). The "glagolica", invented by a bunch of monks, is nothing but an ancient esperanto, creating new words, definitions and alphabet out of regional slangs.

    The craddle of European Civilization comes from the North. All blond people originate from the north. So if you see a blond-blue eyed Slovene, Russian, Czech, Polak ect., you can be 100% sure that his ancient ancestors originated from "Germanics" (Germanic = Nordic).
    "slovenja" was the settelment of the Langobards = Germanics/Teutons. "Poland" of the Goths and East-Vandals ect. ect. What do "slavs" tell us about their origin?
    Some silly story that they originate from some swamps in the east and popped out of no where into history.

    So you see my dear "Gorostan" [=Triglav], you are in reality a "Germanic" indoctrinated with panslav propaganda and historic fantasy stories. ~Dr. Brandt, former TNP and Skadi member

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    "The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine." - Nikola Tesla

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    Yeah, they're posing like monkeys. I'd have to say for the bands you listed, Gorgoroth is favored for me.

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    The "Rise Of The Mutants" EP of the Minnesota-based trash metal band Impaler beats all those bands easily.







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    I thought black metal was supposed to be ridiculous.

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    I guess I'm 'out of it', but I have no clue what this music is like or about. I suppose I'm not much of a fan of popular music. But, the photos are cheesy and good for a laugh. Obviously these fellas don't have a very great capacity for embarrassment. I had thought that was only an American characteristic...
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    They really look like they spend a lot of time in front of the mirror.
    Black Metal is a subrace of Metrosexuals

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Blond Beast
    I find the above display to be completely ridiculous, (as do I find the black metal genre of music to be, also). These guys look like clowns...well, evil clowns anyway. Under all those spikes and face paint must lie a couple extremely insecure boys....

    Now, on the other hand, I have the highest affection for men in tight spandex pants and bouffant hair who can play screaming guitar...Here is a picture of how it should be.
    "Nature! We are surrounded and embraced by her:
    powerless to separate ourselves from her, and powerless to penetrate beyond her.

    Without asking, or warning, she snatches us up into her circling dance, and whirls us on until we are tired, and drop from her arms." - Goethe

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    I don't understand this music or its style. If anything it is hilarious. I can't imagine being scared of someone because he has weird leather clothing or face paint. Evil comes from within.

    I'm going to make some photos of myself in "black metal mode" tomorrow. Seriously. I'll be so evil it will make you piss your pants.

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