Steven Hawking is Dead... at Last!

[Thorburn]

Weird, I had thought about Steven Hawking yesterday; that he lives remarkably long for someone with ALS, namely 54 years (average survival time is about 4 years; previous world record 20 years). And that we didn't hear much from him as of late ... with the exception that the so-called "Hawking Conspiracy Theory" hit the mainstream media in January 2018:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...ed-puppet.html

If you have never heard of it, here is a brief summary:



Researchers believe that Hawking's career was completely fabricated and that various lookalike actors were used playing his role in public in order to promote an atheist agenda and to advance theoretical physics models for which every other living physicist with a reputation lesser than Hawking's would have been ridiculed. And, I suppose, the powers that be find it funny that nobody notices it or asks questions. Note how his teeth, nose, ears, and looks change from photo to photo (e. g. from 43 to 44, in the year 1985). Sometimes he even seems to get younger...



What do you think?

[Chlodovech]

You massive troll, TB. How much is Putin paying you to spread this top kek?

"Researchers believe that Hawking's career was completely fabricated" --> How amusing! Also: "Researchers", lol ... the flat earth crowd? The people who believe Hiroshima and Nagasaki were never hit by nukes? Whoever it is, they got a YouTube chan for sure. And a need to come up with new material on a regular basis. I keep an open mind when it comes to conspiracy theories and I believe in plenty of them, but this kind of paranoia is tiresome.

[Thorburn]

You massive troll, TB. How much is Putin paying you to spread this top kek?

Not as much as Hillary pays you to blame it on Putin. Ah, my friend, you'll have to crawl deeper down the rabbit hole. What holds you back?

"Researchers believe that Hawking's career was completely fabricated" --> How amusing! Also: "Researchers", lol ... the flat earth crowd? The people who believe Hiroshima and Nagasaki were never hit by nukes?

Were they? And yet, there is a radioactive fireball, about as hot as the sun's core, with several millions of degrees C spreading, but the church didn't evaporate, and even trees are still standing in the center... they survived the blast wave of 140 kPa, too... another Catholic miracle! But hey, what do I know?



By the way, have you seen Putin's new untrackable nuclear super-missile with unlimited (sic!) range? Designed by Russian engineers!



As Elon Musk said, "you can tell it's real because it looks so fake..."



Even I must agree, that's good entertainment. Welcome back, by the way.

[Gareth Lee Hunter]

Theoretical science is interesting to ponder, but much of it just can't be proven.

Steven Hawking has found out if there is some form of afterlife or not. That is a fact none of us still breathing air can prove.

[SpearBrave]

Sorry, but I could not resist voting for option #4, that is like telling me not to do something......I will do it.

[Leliana]

I am Stephanie Hawking, I'm gender-fluid and change my orientation every day. This morning I've learnt that I'm a bumblebee trapped in a body of a human female. Bsssssss Bsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sss...

All of if cis-gender domination feels discriminating! I demand a save space to recover from all of this vile micro agressions. Bsssssssssssssssssssssssss

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PS: 'lol' @ Chlodovech for 'top kek'!

[Sigurd]

You're all impostors! We all know that I'm the only one and true Steven Hawking. I can prove it!
Then again, much as it's been "We're all Pope" and "We're all World Champion" before I'm all too glad to share my being Steven Hawking with you's.
It's all one world and we're all one humanity and sharing is important :grouphug:

And here's Breaking News: I'm not just Steven Hawking, I'm also Satoshi Nakamoto! And I'm Thorburn's alter ego! OK the first two are admittedly outlandish, but the third one was actually once conjectured on another forum.