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    The Worst Pick-up Line

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXRog View Post
    Sorry to hear you are feeling a bit down today, sister Atali.

    Let's see if a few of these will cheer you up.

    Had a buddy I used to work with in the studios out in LA who had the absolutely lamest one-liner pickup lines, but believe it or not, they worked practically each and every single time I was out with him.

    So here are a few that I made a point to remember...

    "Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!"

    "Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me."

    "Girl are you a portrait because every time I see you I want to nail you against the wall."

    "For every star I named a reason why I love you, the only problem is I ran out of stars."

    This is what he said to a really cute nerdy girl we met in a restaurant once (and she gave him her number and told him to call her):

    "Girl, you turn my software into hardware."

    He was a walking collection of really, dumb stupid pickup lines and all of us guys used to joke with him about it all the time, but he always had a wallet full of phone numbers from women.

    Go figure.

    So, sister Atali, did some (all) of these bring at least a little smile in your day?

    Hope so.

    If not, let me know and I will see if I can pluck a few more out of my head. I wrote several of them down - not to use them just because they were so lame and funny.

    Oh you did sir Thank you, it was much needed! I actually laughed out loud
    VERY glad I could do a little something to cheer you up.

    Anytime you feel down and need some laugh therapy, give me a shout.

    I am actually a pretty funny guy sometimes - no brag, just fact.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TXRog View Post
    VERY glad I could do a little something to cheer you up.

    Anytime you feel down and need some laugh therapy, give me a shout.

    I am actually a pretty funny guy sometimes - no brag, just fact.

    I will remember that I love to laugh, and love meeting people who are able to make me laugh! I will keep you in mind brother!

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    ‎"I wanna dress you up like a platypus, and give you a bath!" My new pick up line

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    Some guy said to me, "if beauty were but a single drop of water, you would flood the earth". *barfs*
    All things must come to the soul from it's roots, from where it is planted. The that is beside the running water is fresher, and gives more fruit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renwein View Post
    LOL!

    Ok if there was ever a Pick Up line that was worth saying to women in Bars.

    That! Is definitely one of them.

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    Also, I was once told at a bar " I think heaven is missing an angel because there is one infront of my eyes" while he stared at me.

    I also remember that I was at a metal show and one of the band guys said to me, "If a rose had any other name than a rose, it would be yours, so what is your name?"

    One guy said to me one time, "Hey wanna f***?" I was horrified. He was another musician of course. :p

    I cannot believe how pathetic some people are. Ugh.
    All things must come to the soul from it's roots, from where it is planted. The that is beside the running water is fresher, and gives more fruit.

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    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!

    Bond... James Bond.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renwein View Post
    That's hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ælfrun View Post
    Also, I was once told at a bar " I think heaven is missing an angel because there is one infront of my eyes" while he stared at me.

    I also remember that I was at a metal show and one of the band guys said to me, "If a rose had any other name than a rose, it would be yours, so what is your name?"

    One guy said to me one time, "Hey wanna f***?" I was horrified. He was another musician of course. :p

    I cannot believe how pathetic some people are. Ugh.
    Hey there! At lest he was not as pathetic and the rose and angel guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigurd View Post
    One could try and make variations of this for every type of nerdy girl. I've just sat down and thought up a few for girls studying linguistics.
    And yet you did not come up with the most cunning one.

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