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    Brace Yourselves: Burger made from human excrement

    [This may constitute "low-brow" antics, but I felt compelled to share with the Skadi Forum world. If it gets deleted by the mods, well good riddance.]

    Yes, you read correctly. The Japanese scientists have conjured the vile creation by extracting proteins from human feces and mixing it with other flavor and nutritional compounds. The orignal article can be found
    here

    This is downright absurd.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmodo
    Would You Eat a Burger Made from Poop?


    Casey Chan — This is a poopburger. As in, made from shit. I'm not even kidding, the Japanese extracted protein from human poop, mixed it with soya, added steak sauce and called it hamburger patties. Are you throwing up yet? Cause I did.

    Mitsyuki Ikeda, the mad scientist behind this foul mashup, says some people may have a psychological aversion to eating fake meat made from poop. I think he's wrong. ALL people will have a psychological aversion. Sure, we all make jokes that fast food burgers taste like crap but we still don't want to actually eat crap, dude.

    Ikeda, to his credit, created these poop burgers in an effort to be resourceful and recycle human waste. He realized if he could use "sewage mud", which is poop (you know you're in trouble when the euphemism of a word is just as bad as the word itself) and is everywhere, to formulate his burgers he could be completely efficient. Right now the burgers cost 10-20 times of regular meat because it factors in his research costs, the price will drop if there's enough demand. I never thought I had to ask this question but would you eat a burger made from poop?


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    ..... fast food chains would be effecient..... sorry
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    Disgusting indeed.

    Seeing how much fake stuff the food industry already produces, it's probably just a question of time until they'll secretly try to sell us those turd burgers too, should the manufacturing process become cheaper than actual meat one day.

    Or they will just use it to feed animals which in turn will be eaten by us (like they already do with all the crap meat and bone meal and hormones they stuff the animals with).

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    Japs are just crazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elessar View Post
    I think the quest for resourcefulness and "green" energy has gone a little too far...
    Not too far, just in a completely wrong direction.
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    Well, a polypeptide is a polypeptide whatever the source. Period.

    From a scientific point of view, he might have a point. About half the dry weight of the 'product' consists of bacteria that has probably digested nutrients that we are unable to, and much of this has apparently been transformed into human digestible protein.

    And, yes, there is a psychological barrier, but if people can live with having their vegetables doused with excrements and urine—the technical farming term would be 'manure', you might have heard about it and you have certainly smelt it—this should be able to go down, and stay down, as well.

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    It“s absolutely disgusting but I think this product addresses specific groups of people, namely "alternatives" or vegetarians or vegans who reject original products and favor artificially created fake products: Fake meat (like in this example), fake milk or fake pasta. There“s no reason for a normal person to drink soy milk, to eat soy meat or soy-based fake meat. Anyway, I think Japanese are already famous enough for strange or even perverted innovations.

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