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    Ashton Kutcher is in Hard Training for the Apocalypse

    Ashton Kutcher In Men's Fitness: Preparing For Armageddon
    First Posted: 12-29-10 08:17 AM | Updated: 12-30-10 12:58 AM

    Ashton Kutcher is in hard training for the apocalypse, but this no big screen role: he's afraid that armageddon is coming.

    Speaking to Men's Fitness, Kutcher predicts that the "end of days" is on its way, and he wants to be prepared for the inevitable madness. He told the magazine (quotes via JustJared):

    "It won't take very much, I'm telling you. It will not take much for people to hit the panic button. The amount of convenience that people rely on based on electricity alone. You start taking out electricity and satellites, and people are going to lose their noodle. People don't have maps anymore. People use their iPhones or GPS systems, so if there's no electricity, nobody has maps."
    And then what? The way Kutcher sees it, all chaos breaks.

    "And people are going to go, 'That land's not yours, prove that it's yours,' and the only thing you have to prove it's yours is on an electric file. Then it's like, 'What's the value of currency, and whose food is whose?' People's alarm systems at their homes will no longer work. Neither will our heating, our garbage disposals, hot-water heaters that run on gas but depend on electricity - what happens when all our modern conveniences fail? I'm going to be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don't have to worry."
    So what's a soothsaying star supposed to do when he sees the end of the world? Kutcher is stocking up on guns and spending hours and hours running the canyons near his home, pushed on by visions of being chased by wild boar. He's also taking daily bikram yoga sessions, and learning Krav Maga, a deadly Israeli combat technique taught to high-powered special ops.

    "All of my physical fitness regimen is completely tailored around the end of day. I stay fit for no other reason than to save the people I care about."

    Sounds like his toughest role yet.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/1..._n_802210.html

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    The poor idiot bastard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zimobog View Post
    Ashton Kutcher In Men's Fitness: Preparing For Armageddon
    First Posted: 12-29-10 08:17 AM | Updated: 12-30-10 12:58 AM

    Ashton Kutcher is in hard training for the apocalypse, but this no big screen role: he's afraid that armageddon is coming.

    Speaking to Men's Fitness, Kutcher predicts that the "end of days" is on its way, and he wants to be prepared for the inevitable madness. He told the magazine (quotes via JustJared):

    "It won't take very much, I'm telling you. It will not take much for people to hit the panic button. The amount of convenience that people rely on based on electricity alone. You start taking out electricity and satellites, and people are going to lose their noodle. People don't have maps anymore. People use their iPhones or GPS systems, so if there's no electricity, nobody has maps."
    And then what? The way Kutcher sees it, all chaos breaks.

    "And people are going to go, 'That land's not yours, prove that it's yours,' and the only thing you have to prove it's yours is on an electric file. Then it's like, 'What's the value of currency, and whose food is whose?' People's alarm systems at their homes will no longer work. Neither will our heating, our garbage disposals, hot-water heaters that run on gas but depend on electricity - what happens when all our modern conveniences fail? I'm going to be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don't have to worry."
    So what's a soothsaying star supposed to do when he sees the end of the world? Kutcher is stocking up on guns and spending hours and hours running the canyons near his home, pushed on by visions of being chased by wild boar. He's also taking daily bikram yoga sessions, and learning Krav Maga, a deadly Israeli combat technique taught to high-powered special ops.

    "All of my physical fitness regimen is completely tailored around the end of day. I stay fit for no other reason than to save the people I care about."

    Sounds like his toughest role yet.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/1..._n_802210.html
    I dont blame him, at least one "star" is thinking right. I work out like crazy. I havent lifted weights in awhile, I do cardio, but I am strong as hell. Im ready for when things happen. I can hack out 5-6 miles with my 60lb weight vest, in full sauna suits & sweats over the top of them.

    Just give me digi camos & weapons.

    Heres the vest, back then front. (Ignore the shoes, theyre my workout ones)

    MiR 60lb vest.



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