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    Please Classify Sweden's Women's National Football Team





























































    I didn't include the two non-Europeans.

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    This has become some kind of favourite spare time job, so here you go for another mass processing. Please note that these classifications can again be only very rough and do not claim to be accurate, even less scientifically substantiated.



    Looks Atlantid



    Cromagnid (Faelid) and Baltid (?) with probably some Dinaromorph features (profile view would be mandatory to tell more).



    I'd say Easteuropid (maybe Westbaltid; difficult to tell).



    Atlantid to Atlantomediterranid, maybe with some minor Alpinoid influence



    Faelid and Baltid again, probably.



    Borreby and Dinarid (?)



    (First - with first I mean: first in this series. I do not know the team hierarchy - Goalkeeper) Somewhere between Faelid and alpinized Northern Cromagnid (Borreby), but with Aurignacoid (Nordid) influence.



    "Keltic Nordid" with some Cromagnid



    Nordid (Atlantid) with subordinate Cromagnid influence (jaws). By way of comparison the best looking or - more accurate - the least ugly specimen of this series (together with the two framing the second goalkeeper and, if you like, Zlatan's goalkeeping brother, see below ).



    Borreby with Lappid/Eastbaltid



    Nordid-Alpinid (Sub-Nordid), probably with Mediterranid influence of some kind (complexion looks rather Southern, but maybe it's just Solariumoid ) Comparatively good looking.



    (Second Goalkeeper): Eastnordid or alternatively: Nordid-Baltid mix.



    Nordid and something else I cannot name. Comparatively good looking.



    Cromagno-Alpinid/Easteuropid (?)



    (Third goalkeeper): Dinarid, clearly. Is she Ibrahimovic's brother?



    Dinaroid/ with Nordid to Mediterranid. Probably approaches the Keltic Nordid type. Difficult.



    Alpinid and (Gracile-)Mediterranid or alternatively very gracile Alpinid. Could be Eastalpinid (Gorid), too. Rather difficult to distinguish.



    Faelid and something else



    Easteuropid (Baltid)



    Cromagnoid/Dinarid/Atlantid



    Atlanto-Nordid and minor Baltid and/or Alpinid. Looks very Swedish, at least typically Scandinavian, to me.



    Borreby and Nordid



    Westbaltid



    Probably Mediterranid with some Northern European influence, very difficult.

    Comment: At this point, another picture was inserted. The person it shows, I could not classify due to the much smaller size of the picture.







    Faelid-Nordid. Looks Swedish, too, but in a totally different manner than the Atlantid and minor Baltid and/or Alpinid girl above.




    Nordid and Northalpinid (Borreby)




    I would say Westalpinid with Borreby and probably some unreduced Cromagnid



    Nordid with some minor, nevertheless important Baltoid admixture. Looks very Swedish.




    Cromagnid (Faelid) and Baltid and either Keltic Nordid or Dinarid influence. Rather complex, more coarse mixture again.

    As a summary, the Swedish national team is slightly better looking than the German one, but it's still far from being an eye candy (of course, this is partly due to more photographical, technical reasons as Agrippa rightly said in the post regarding the German national team). I would most probably be afraid of most of these amazons if I ran across them on the street . Maybe some of the bodies look better than the corresponding faces, this is always possible with sportswomen.

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    Many are not really ugly, but maybe they are as a group under average. The first girl is however better looking than your nr.1. The others are average (like most people are), some under average. But still, they are not trying to look their best, as we know. Thanks for the classifications.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HamilkarBarkas View Post


    (Third goalkeeper): Dinarid, clearly. Is she Ibrahimovic's brother?



    Alpinid and (Gracile-)Mediterranid or alternatively very gracile Alpinid. Could be Eastalpinid (Gorid), too. Rather difficult to distinguish.
    I'd wager these two are non-Swedes.

    Aside from them, the Swedish female football team seems far more representative of the native population than the German one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Méldmir View Post
    Many are not really ugly, but maybe they are as a group under average. The first girl is however better looking than your nr.1.
    If I think it over: You are probably right. No 1 is perhaps a little bit more feminine, but with a more disharmonic appeal than "my" Nr. 1. Nevertheless, I probably would not be able to procreate with any of them because their appearance would not be sufficient to generate the for my part conditio sine qua non for such an activity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamar Fox View Post
    I'd wager these two are non-Swedes.
    Agreed.

    (Third goalkeeper): Dinarid, clearly. Is she Ibrahimovic's brother?
    When I saw this one I immediately thought lapp ancestry, and she's from a city in northern Sweden, the same city as the other girl. It would not surprise me if she has some lapp ancestors.

    Alpinid and (Gracile-)Mediterranid or alternatively very gracile Alpinid. Could be Eastalpinid (Gorid), too. Rather difficult to distinguish.
    This girl looks alot like a girl who went to my school back in elementary school, she was at least partly of "Finnish" gypsy ancestry. Might be the source of the exoticness in this one as well.

    Edit: Am I the only one not seeing the pictures? I've been having alot of problems with them not appearing lately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamar Fox
    I'd wager these two are non-Swedes.
    Have to agree. Specially the second one strike me as far from Europe. My first thought was India or something, but as I'm no classification expert, I dont go on
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamar Fox View Post
    I'd wager these two are non-Swedes.

    Aside from them, the Swedish female football team seems far more representative of the native population than the German one.

    First one might have Sami ancestry, she is from northern Sweden. The other one looks Chilean or something.

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    When I saw this one I immediately thought lapp ancestry, and she's from a city in northern Sweden, the same city as the other girl. It would not surprise me if she has some lapp ancestors.
    I assume you base this opinion upon the shape of her eyes. However, her eyes do not in the slightest look mongoliform in my opinion: It's almost certainly just the concrete facial expression that creates that impression. However, I admit she could be something else than Dinarid, for example a dinaricised darker Nordid type of some sort with additional Cromagnoid admixture. To assess this, it would be helpful to find a video of her or something where you can see her or at least her face in motion.

    This girl looks alot like a girl who went to my school back in elementary school, she was at least partly of "Finnish" gypsy ancestry. Might be the source of the exoticness in this one as well.
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    I don't think she has significant Non-Europid admixture: Her phenotype can be perfectly explained by Alpinid and/or Mediterranid, unless a profile view indicates other influence. I recall a predominantly Alpinid girl from this forum who looked in some way quite similar to that one:

    http://forums.skadi.net/showthread.php?t=118962
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    Samis can vary, some do not look so Lappoid or Mongoloid. They can belong to other subraces that are uncommon in Sweden other than the typical Sami Lappoid ones, but I don't know if she is Sami.

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