Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols
1. O holiday tree
2. Have yourself a merry little day of winter
3. Frosty the snowperson
4. Chestnuts roasting over a safely contained, continuously monitored, eco-friendly, nontoxic outdo (more)
1. O holiday tree
2. Have yourself a merry little day of winter
3. Frosty the snowperson
4. Chestnuts roasting over a safely contained, continuously monitored, eco-friendly, nontoxic outdoor fire (for which I do have a permit)
5. Higher power rest ye merry gentlemen
6. Grandma got allegedly run over by an unidentified non-human perpetrator
7. Deck the halls with boughs of undamaged foliage (If office policy approves)
8. Hark! The herald mythical winged creature sings
9. I saw mommy greeting santa claus with a purely platonic expression of inoffensive mutual affection
10. I'll be home for a short time in December
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