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    On the first day of fascism
    John Ashcroft gave to me
    A Department of Homeland Security

    On the second day of fascism
    John Ashcroft gave to me
    Two detained Muslims
    And a Department of Homeland Security

    On the third day of fascism
    John Ashcroft gave to me
    Three wiretappings
    Two detained Muslims
    And a Department of Homeland Security

    On the fourth day of fascism
    John Ashcroft gave to me
    Four airport friskings
    Three wiretappings
    Two detained Muslims
    And a Department of Homeland Security

    On the fifth day of fascism
    John Ashcroft gave to me
    Five Carnivores
    Four airport friskings
    Three wiretappings
    Two detained Muslims
    And a Department of Homeland Security

    On the sixth day of fascism
    John Ashcroft gave to me
    Six snoops a-sniffing
    Five Carnivores
    Four airport friskings
    Three wiretappings
    Two detained Muslims
    And a Department of Homeland Security

    On the seventh day of fascism
    John Ashcroft gave to me
    Seven TIPsters tipping
    Six snoops a-sniffing
    Five Carnivores
    Four airport friskings
    Three wiretappings
    Two detained Muslims
    And a Department of Homeland Security

    On the eight day of fascism
    John Ashcroft gave to me
    Eight surveillance cameras
    Seven TIPsters tipping
    Six snoops a-sniffing
    Five Carnivores
    Four airport friskings
    Three wiretappings
    Two detained Muslims
    And a Department of Homeland Security

    On the ninth day of fascism
    John Ashcroft gave to me
    Nine internment camps
    Eight surveillance cameras
    Seven TIPsters tipping
    Six snoops a-sniffing
    Five Carnivores
    Four airport friskings
    Three wiretappings
    Two detained Muslims
    And a Department of Homeland Security

    On the tenth day of fascism
    John Ashcroft gave to me
    Ten less amendments
    Nine internment camps
    Eight surveillance cameras
    Seven TIPsters tipping
    Six snoops a-sniffing
    Five Carnivores
    Four airport friskings
    Three wiretappings
    Two detained Muslims
    And a Department of Homeland Security

    On the eleventh day of fascism
    John Ashcroft gave to me
    Eleven years protesting
    Ten less amendments
    Nine internment camps
    Eight surveillance cameras
    Seven TIPsters tipping
    Six snoops a-sniffing,br> Five Carnivores
    Four airport friskings
    Three wiretappings
    Two detained Muslims
    And a Department of Homeland Security

    On the twelfth day of fascism
    John Ashcroft gave to me
    Twelve digital implants
    Eleven years protesting
    Ten less amendments
    Nine internment camps
    Eight surveillance cameras
    Seven TIPsters tipping
    Six snoops a-sniffing
    Five Carnivores
    Four airport friskings
    Three wiretappings
    Two detained Muslims
    And a Department of Homeland Security

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    ROTFLMAO!!! :eek:

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    ROFLMWAO!!!!:Bouncing :Bouncing :Bouncing

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    LOL who came up with that?

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    As I already have noted on SF, the proper nouns to use here are Zionism and Communism, NOT Fascism.

    What does Fascism have to do with any of those typical jew-things?

    *sigh*

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    Originally posted by WeisseRitter
    As I already have noted on SF, the proper nouns to use here are Zionism and Communism, NOT Fascism.

    What does Fascism have to do with any of those typical jew-things?

    *sigh*
    Don't take the post seriously. It was meant as a joke.

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    Fascist in the sense of totalitarian dictatorship. eyes:

    But yes, just a joke.

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