Miss Teen USA

[Eric34]

ALABAMA

Is she pretty? I don't think so. Seems like a mexician, with REALLY scary smile. Her face seems like she smelled something smelly or what...

ALASKA

Hm... This tanned girl would be better Ms. Florida or somethinng. I don't think so the really tanned skin is common in Alaska, where mostly so cold and nobody in bikini on the beech...
And Same face, why she can't smile good?

ARIZONA

No beauty-face girls in the USA? Or what? I have more net-pals, whose are more pretty girls than this one. And she seems like a bignose indian or something...

ARKANSAS

Not ugly but why she can't smile?

CALIFORNIA

She seems like the best from the first one. A little bit maybe too tanned, but that is ok.

COLORADO

Not a big beauty, seems like a common. And strange head.

CONNECTICUT

Seems like a Mexician/German mixed girl.

DELAWARE

Jeeez, this is MissTEENUSA, and not Miss Mature-USA. She looks like her own grandmother. And her smile... Aaaahhh!!! She should be a horrormovie - star with this smile!

D. O. COLUMBIA

No comment you see... And her face is like a negative hero's face in a comic book...

[Eric34]

FLORIDA

Why she sad on the picture? She is ok, just a little bit angled face.

GEORGIA

She seems like "Wassup I'm from the ghetto, shiiiiit!". How she can to stand alike this? And this smile. This is not smile. The smile is this: and not this:

HAWAII

I know the common Hawaii has no blond hair and blue eyes, but uh... I think they can to find more beuty girl...

IDAHO

She has granny face. I think because the repairs. How many weeks the doctors worked on her face?

ILLINOIS

Ok for Mrs. Mother but not Miss Teen USA...

INDIANA

Her smirk saying: " I'm mad! I smash everything! " How bad photo!

IOWA

Maybe beauty, just the redhairs scare me? Hm. This is no smile on the picture. She grin.

KANSAS

WAAAAAAAH!!!! I'M SCARED!!!!

KENTUKY

Hm.... a mexicians horse-face girl?

LOUSIANA

Ok, this girl crying or what. And hm... Not Ms Lousiana. This is Miss India

MAINE

She seems like mixed or i don't know. And left eye watching me, right eye watching something?

MARYLAND

Ok, this head is f.ing scary. This is the most beauty girl in Maryland? Impossible!!

MASSACHUSETTS

No word for her head. Mixed with an UFO or what? Jesus Christ...
Massacrechussetts...

MICHIGAN

Ok for Miss 30 years old. Her face is not too girlish.

MINNESOTA

What a face. Is she drunk on the pic? Her body seems like really muscular.

MISSISSIPPI

Mrs Ippi... no comment. Yellowtooth niger...

MISSOURI

Maybe ok, just the photo bad.

[Eric34]

MONTANA

Eyes and smile. Retarted?

NEBRASKA

White girl with bony black-face? Strange...

NEVADA

Twin of Miss Indiana?

NEW HEMPSIRE

Ok, "poo babe". No comment. Ms. Nigeria.

NEW JERSEY

Ok, just her smile...

NEW MEXICO

Ok, half-chinese-half-mexician?

NEW YORK

Seems like NY state love the jokes. Is this the most beauty girl in NY? Uh, gross...

NORTH CAROLINA

The common girl from the street. Not a Miss Teen USA.

NORTH DAKOTA

Another one. And her smiley face is not beauty.

OHIO

Strange head.

OKLAHOMA

Poo-babe.

OREGON

Ok, except her eyes (and nose?).

PENNSYLVANIA

All face is scary, especially her mouth.

HRODE ISLAND

Another drunk one? Her eyes looking 2 ways.

SOUTH CAROLINA

Ok girl... (but without tits? )

SOUTH DAKOTA

Ok girl just don't smile...

TENNESSEE

She is pretty maybe.

TEXAS

How can a MAN to be MISS Texas??

UTAH

How big eyes!

VERMONT

Beauty, but photographer made trash-photo about her.

VIRGINIA

Miss waitress, not Miss Teen USA.

WASHINGON

Ok, altough a lil bit boyface.

WEST VIRGINIA

What a hairstyle!! (With horseface.) Uh...

WISCONSIN

Face of Mr. Winsconsin.

WYOMING

Scary face.

[Evolved]

Most of them do look older than "teen." And all those nasty fake-and-bake tans..

[Nordhammer]

IOWA

Maybe beauty, just the redhairs scare me?

Be afraid... be very afraid.

[Strengthandhonour]

You seem quite picky about women. But anyways, I am not surprised by this, I actually expected more mixed race girls. I personally think Iowa and Alaska are the prettiest.

[Nordhammer]

I think Iowa is the most beautiful, she's foxy. I love the shape of her body, toned but with feminine curves. Nice pigmentation of course , and beautiful face. Reminds me of Angie Everhart. Good height, 5'6", leggy but not too tall.

@Soil

http://www.missteenusa.com/delegates/2003/files/IA.html

[Evolved]

Szacsi has high standards of excellence.

[AngryPotato]

I guess North Dakota, Tennesse, and Vermont.

I find that women usually change in appearance at about 24ish and that's when you can tell if they are going to live as pretty, dogface, or manly. I feel like an old perv even ranking the teens.

[Esther_Helena]

looks more like the Tan-in-a-Can contest to me. I STILL get things from pageants, wanting me to participate. God only know why. lol. I've never been in a pageant, the "talent" thing always kills it, I have no talent. I'm not in the best shape either. I also get crap from something called Barbizon.
Leave me alone dammit!!!!
Though I have been tempted to hit the gym (too damn expensive) and lose my gut and "beginings of" thunder thighs (thank you mother...), and enter one of those competitions for the hell of it. Then the "talent" thing always kills it. lol.
I've seen prettier in the grocery store...