The Ideal Nazi Woman

[Mistress Klaus]

Ladies could you be the Ideal Nazi woman?. I couldn't as my habits have rendered me a FAIL! I haven't included the racial aspect. (as I think it speaks for itself)

My checklist...

No smoking or drinking. (X)
No make-up (X)
No job..staying at home and being a mother is your profession (half X)
Having at least 4 children (X)
No interest in politics or male orientated subjects. (X)
Good housekeeper & cook. (yes!)
Keeping your body physically healthy. (yes & no)
All in all...accept that you serve your man, your country ( 'Married to Germany') & the Fuhrer is your ruler.
Your role in life is to produce children for the future of the Aryan Vaterland. (Girls for future motherhood & sons for future German soldiers)


10 rules set by the Nazi Racial Bureau (for considering a marriage partner)..:

1. Remember that you are a German! (You owe what you are to the nation, not your individual merits, and your first allegiance is to the nation)

2. Remain pure in mind and spirit!

3.Keep your body pure! (only thus could you avert 'pleasures of the moment' which might threaten the nation's racial heritage)

4. If hereditarily fit, do not remain single!

5. Marry only for love!

6. Being a German, only choose a spouse of similar or related blood!

7. When choosing your spouse, inquire into his or her forebears! (Note: you also marry into his or her forefathers and clan: once human stock is 'tainted', your offspring are suspect)

8. Health is essential to outward beauty as well!

9. Seek a companion in marriage, not a playmate!

10. Hope for has many children as possible! (Note: Your duty is to produce at least four offspring in order to ensure the future of the national stock).


I actually can see the sense in this....but putting this into theory into practise in these modern times would be rather trying...Though it would save the white race. (or at least show some sort of fight against the adversity that is threatening to completely wipe us out).

[Phlegethon]

I don't think I know anyone who lives up to that ruleset. Not even those who claim they are hardcore NS. Actually those who claim that they are hardcore NS have none of the above apply to them.

[Anne14]

I'm not so ideal either Skadi!

[Taras Bulba]

Ladies could you be the Ideal Nazi woman?...My checklist...

Ok shoot.

No smoking or drinking. (X)

I agree. Perhaps Im too old fashion, but I believe both do much to undermine's a woman's femininity.

No make-up (X)

I have nothing against women wearing make-up.

No job..staying at home and being a mother is your profession (half X)

Agree to an extent. I believe there are certain professions(nursing for example) that women are better suited for than men.

Having at least 4 children (X)

If possible. I just suggest a woman have at least one child, but should have as many as reasonably possible. Dont want to be like Blacks, who produce more than they can possibly take care of.

No interest in politics or male orientated subjects. (X)

Depends really. Normally I dislike women who have interests in these areas, but it often varies. Basic interest in those topics are ok for women, but the real deep stuff I think should be off limits. But I'll be the first to admit there are exceptions to the rule, but yet even these women admit that politics, war, and stuff are to be mens' domain.

Good housekeeper & cook. (yes!)

agree, every woman should these down.

Keeping your body physically healthy. (yes & no)

Yes.

All in all...accept that you serve your man, your country ( 'Married to Germany') & the Fuhrer is your ruler.
Your role in life is to produce children for the future of the Aryan Vaterland. (Girls for future motherhood & sons for future German soldiers)

DA!

Sadly hardly any women in this day and age lives by these virtues.

[Ominous Lord Spoonblade]

No smoking or drinking.

I am smoking and drinking right now. I would like to quite smoking, but:

BY NO MEANS WILL I EVER GIVE UP THE SAUCE. EVER. I WANT THIS TO BE LOUD AND CLEAR.

No make-up

I love make-up

No job..staying at home and being a mother is your profession

That's what I would like to do!

Having at least 4 children

I want at least three. Four would be great, though. I would be willing to give up the sauce temporarily should the time arise to have BABIEEES!!!

No interest in politics or male orientated subjects.

Yes and No. I'm not particularily interested in many aspects of politics. I am more interested in men who are :p

Good housekeeper & cook.

Yes. Pretty much all I do now is stay home and cook and clean. Training! haha

Keeping your body physically healthy.

*coughs*

All in all...accept that you serve your man,

Hell yeah. That's romantic

your country ( 'Married to Germany') & the Fuhrer is your ruler.
Your role in life is to produce children for the future of the Aryan Vaterland. (Girls for future motherhood & sons for future German soldiers)

Ummm...no.

2. Remain pure in mind and spirit!

I am by my standards. Pure of the bullshit ideals that so many people accept today and, unlike most people, I actually have a spirit.

[Evolved]

I'm non-Aryan but I'll play along for fun.

No smoking or drinking.

(clean and sober)

No make-up

(I only wear it when I go to 7/11 to hit on the Bosnian immigrants )

No job..staying at home and being a mother is your profession

(Fuck that. How about Leni Riefenstahl, eh?)

Having at least 4 children

(God, I hope not. 2 or 3 is enough.)

No interest in politics or male orientated subjects.

(:anieyes how else is a woman supposed to teach her children?)

Good housekeeper & cook.

(Of course, I make good goulash and good sushi)

Keeping your body physically healthy.

(It depends on who you ask, I guess. I think I'm pretty healthy.)

All in all...accept that you serve your man, your country ( 'Married to Germany') & the Fuhrer is your ruler.

(Kind of hard, as he is scattered in little bits in the Russian archives. I will serve my man, though. )

Your role in life is to produce children for the future of the Aryan Vaterland. (Girls for future motherhood & sons for future German soldiers)

(I have set other goals than to raise female breeding stock and male cannon fodder.)

10 rules set by the Nazi Racial Bureau (for considering a marriage partner)..:

1. Remember that you are a German! (You owe what you are to the nation, not your individual merits, and your first allegiance is to the nation)

No I'm not, and no way. I totally disagree.

2. Remain pure in mind and spirit!

No way. I will be as naughty as I want to be!

3.Keep your body pure! (only thus could you avert 'pleasures of the moment' which might threaten the nation's racial heritage)

Is this about spanking the monkey or being a slut or something?

4. If hereditarily fit, do not remain single!

My genes are probably pretty good, I have a progressive skull so I guess that is cool.

5. Marry only for love!

Duh.

6. Being a German, only choose a spouse of similar or related blood!

As a multiethnic non-Aryan I am glad I don't need to worry about this crap.

7. When choosing your spouse, inquire into his or her forebears! (Note: you also marry into his or her forefathers and clan: once human stock is 'tainted', your offspring are suspect)

I'm 100% pure barbarian mutt, and I only date those of barbarian stock.

8. Health is essential to outward beauty as well!

So that is why people exercise and eat healthy food. Huh. Who knew?

9. Seek a companion in marriage, not a playmate!

I demand both, if a man doesn't enjoy 'playing' and sees himself as a Nazi Sperm-o-matic Reproduction Machine it is a huge turnoff. If you're going to be that big of a dork, just send it to me frozen in a little jar with a turkey baster.

10. Hope for has many children as possible! (Note: Your duty is to produce at least four offspring in order to ensure the future of the national stock).

Wow, don't make me feel so much like livestock, ok?
:cow

[Dr. Solar Wolff]

I think Leni Riefenstrahl was the perfect Nazi woman. Have you ever seen pictures of her when she was young (before the Nazis). She was a "10". She was bright, did important work, and was always true to herself. She also lived until quite recently. She was a great woman and a great person.

[Taras Bulba]

(I only wear it when I go to 7/11 to hit on the Bosnian immigrants )

Since where have there been Bosnian immigrants in the Detroit area? All the 7/11s I remember were owned by Arabs and Hindus, not Bosnians.

[Taras Bulba]

I think Leni Riefenstrahl was the perfect Nazi woman.

I think either Magda Goebbels or Winifred Wagner would be better candidates for perfect Nazi woman.

[Evolved]

Since where have there been Bosnian immigrants in the Detroit area? All the 7/11s I remember were owned by Arabs and Hindus, not Bosnians.

They hang out there at 7-11, at least in my neighborhood. I'm just joking though, I don't bother them.