The weird dream to end all weird dreams!

[Evolved]

Ok, first I dreamed I was in some Saudi Arabian Islamic belly dancing school being taught by Ron Howard. I got thrown out of the class for talking too much. So, my older sister, some pretty dark-haired girl and I went swimming. We swam to Turkey, where we were picked up in a helicopter by the Turkish Special Forces. They took us to a mansion and we paid them with these red, blue and yellow plastic disks. Then somehow my dream changed to me being an executive in a watch company. The people were driving me crazy and I wanted to leave, I was at the top of this skyscraper and there were 2 elevators- one was just an elevator shaft you had to slide down, and the second was way too small and made of aluminum foil and I get claustrophobic, so I took the stairs which was like a spiral escalator made out of ivory and gold. The president of the company was Mel Brooks and I ran into him on the way down. He gave me advice, saying I should not let the idiots upstairs bother me, and I should trust my artistic vision! So, I was downstairs in a public library and designed this watch- a glow in the dark orange plastic string tied with wire and little tiny dynamite sticks, so the watch looked like a bomb. It was very successful and so we celebrated at a huge dinner in a Viking lodge, there were 2 Courtney Loves, I sat next to "good" Courtney and we gossiped about "bad" Courtney. :giggle

[Mistress Klaus]

...Glad I don't have dreams like that!...Exhausting & disturbing!

[Nuovo Vesuvio]

the most important part of your dream is the bit where u say; trust your artistic vision. It was your soul telling you this.

The rest of it is more personal to you, however you can move from canada to india or whatever because u travel faster than the speed of light when dreaming.

Also, the whole dream was your soul traveling outside the 3D grid system

[Jack]

*smirks*

Two points:

1) I've had a much stranger dream when I was six.
2) Nuovo Vesuvio, how can your soul talk to you if you are your soul? Then, I don't believe in the soul

[Dr. Solar Wolff]

That's what you get for sharing sugar cubes with Anna-Nicole Smith.

[Jack]

That's what you get for sharing sugar cubes with Anna-Nicole Smith.

What's wrong with Anna Nicole Smith?

[Grimr]

belly dancing school being taught by Ron Howard.

was Mel Brooks

2 Courtney Loves.

You're mind is filled with too much with Judaic media! Not like me, I recently had a dream where I threw green, plastic shoes at people and they turned into Negroes! Then using their bodies they formed a Gigeresk cathedral of which I was pope.

[Phlegethon]

What's wrong with Anna Nicole Smith?

She is completely fucked in the head like 99.9% of all females. Having drug habits and high-cal food orgies doesn't help either.

[Phlegethon]

When I read of all these highly disturbing dreams I am quite happy that due to a medical condition I cannot dream at all. I live my daydreams though, which are actually daynighmares - just unfortunately totally realistic.

[Ewergrin]

You're mind is filled with too much with Judaic media! Not like me, I recently had a dream where I threw green, plastic shoes at people and they turned into Negroes! Then using their bodies they formed a Gigeresk cathedral of which I was pope.

I had a dream where one day, you actually said something on this forum that had an ounce of credibility and actually made sense to anyone reading it. What a fantasy it was!