'n Boer maak 'n plan

Hello, is this the South African Police?"
"Eish-Yes. What you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbour, Hendrik van der Merwe! He is hiding
dagga inside his firewood."
"Eeeh-Yes...Thank you for your co-operashun and informashun in combating
crime and violence, in our society suh"
The next day, the SAP descends on Hendrik's house. They search the braai
lapa where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they chop open every piece
of
wood, but find no dagga. They shout and swear at Hendrik and leave. The
phone rings at Hendrik's house.
"Hey, Hendrik! Did the SAP come?"
"Ja!"
"Did they chop your firewood for the braai tonight?"
"...Ja...."
"Happy Birthday Boet!"