Wicked Sides to the Zodiac Signs

[Mistress Klaus]

This is quite amusing. Just a quick reference to the not-so 'Nice' side of your sign.


ARIES: Crimes of accidental violence.

TAURUS: Outbursts of profanity & vile language.

GEMINI : theft, forgery, lying and financial manipulation.

CANCER: Overindulgence in drugs, drink, loosness in sexual practices.

LEO: Victimization, Overindulgence in food, drink, drugs and bullying tactics.

VIRGO: Miserliness, hypochondriasm, drugs and in some cases the tendency to poison.

LIBRA: Homosexuality

SCORPIO: Crimes of passion, sexual perversion, drink & drug abuse.

SAGITTARIUS: Lying, fraud, embezzlement, and theft on a large scale.

CAPRICORN: Organized crimes, crime of violence, homicidal maniacs.

AQUARIUS: Deceit through misrepresentation

PISCES: Deception, lying, fraud, self-pity, psychic degeneration, drink/drug abuse, sensationalism.

[Ominous Lord Spoonblade]

I'm a Taurus, but more often go Scorpio

[White_Eagle]

My word!!
My sign, Pisces, is a bit harsh!! ...Aries fits me a bit more!

[Mistress Klaus]

My word!!
My sign, Pisces, is a bit harsh!! ...Aries fits me a bit more!

Yes I also thought that. I got this info from one of my books.
If you display traits of another sign (or even more so), keep in mind it depends on your Ascendant & Moon influences.

[rusalka]

This is quite amusing. Just a quick reference to the not-so 'Nice' side of your sign.

SCORPIO: Crimes of passion, sexual perversion, drink & drug abuse.

Sweet. I certainly have the most fun out of the possible crimes.

[White_Eagle]

Yes I also thought that. I got this info from one of my books.
If you display traits of another sign (or even more so), keep in mind it depends on your Ascendant & Moon influences.

Do tell me more!..I've always been a bit sceptical when it came down to all this star stuff! Maybe you can prove me wrong?!
What are my "Ascendant & Moon influences"?

(Is that you in the pic?!!... lol!!)

[Taras Bulba]

CAPRICORN: Organized crimes, crime of violence, homicidal maniacs.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love being a Capricorn.

[Mistress Klaus]

Do tell me more!..I've always been a bit sceptical when it came down to all this star stuff! Maybe you can prove me wrong?!
What are my "Ascendant & Moon influences"?

(Is that you in the pic?!!... lol!!)

Well, I am not experienced enough to actually cast your full horoscope (I would need your full birthdate & time of birth if I was to do it)
....but the Ascendant is the sign rising over the horizon at the exact moment of your birth. The Sun is placed at mid-heaven, and the sign coming up over the parallel line of the horizon is the Ascendant. The exact time birth is required.
The Ascendant shapes the personality (& frequently the appearance). This influence blends with the Sun to make up the Complete personality. If the solar (your usual star/sun-sign) is weak, and the moon is not very well placed, the Ascendant will dominant the personality.

Now the Moon aspect is quite important as well. It reveals your other side (feminine, elusive, spiritual). This completes the Solar influence & can enlighten, sometimes reveal your personality more-so than the Sun sign.

I haven't explored any sites on the internet, but I am sure there would be some that would enable you to submit your details & get a full horoscope result. (If anyone knows of any links...please tell.. )


and yes that is my photo in my avatar.

[Mac Seafraidh]

This is quite amusing. Just a quick reference to the not-so 'Nice' side of your sign.


ARIES: Crimes of accidental violence.

TAURUS: Outbursts of profanity & vile language.

GEMINI : theft, forgery, lying and financial manipulation.

CANCER: Overindulgence in drugs, drink, loosness in sexual practices.

LEO: Victimization, Overindulgence in food, drink, drugs and bullying tactics.

VIRGO: Miserliness, hypochondriasm, drugs and in some cases the tendency to poison.

LIBRA: Homosexuality

SCORPIO: Crimes of passion, sexual perversion, drink & drug abuse.

SAGITTARIUS: Lying, fraud, embezzlement, and theft on a large scale.

CAPRICORN: Organized crimes, crime of violence, homicidal maniacs.

AQUARIUS: Deceit through misrepresentation

PISCES: Deception, lying, fraud, self-pity, psychic degeneration, drink/drug abuse, sensationalism.

Yeah I swear a lot lol Taurus lol

[Telperion]

TAURUS: Outbursts of profanity & vile language.

Unfortunately, that's true in my case. Usually shocks people who think I'm quiet and mild-mannered.