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    FEMA Rap for Kids, No Joke

    http://www.fema.gov/kids/femarap.htm

    Disaster . . . it can happen anywhere,
    But we've got a few tips, so you can be prepared
    For floods, tornadoes, or even a 'quake,
    You've got to be ready - so your heart don't break.

    Disaster prep is your responsibility
    And mitigation is important to our agency.

    People helping people is what we do
    And FEMA is there to help see you through
    When disaster strikes, we are at our best
    But we're ready all the time, 'cause disasters don't rest.

    Written and performed by Scott J. Wolfson


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    What a sad song(?) and what a sad individual.

    Does the next verse inform them what to do when the rest are looting and raping?

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    It is good to see we will be entertained when they come to put us in the FEMA Camps.
    LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeornWulfWer View Post
    What a sad song(?) and what a sad individual.

    Does the next verse inform them what to do when the rest are looting and raping?
    When all da cops flee
    Time to get a t-v
    Grab yoself a ho
    When da water start to flo
    Contact Congress on immigration
    Contact Congress to reject banker bailout
    "Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." --Ben Franklin

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    The author has clearly demonstrated his own lack of cultural awareness by penning his rap in the style of the west coast. Everyone knows that the Gulf coast is a proud constituent of the dirty south. Its like they never learn. Last time they showed up with helicopters to rescue people with harnesses designed to buckle around the waist, rather than the mid thigh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ulf View Post
    http://www.fema.gov/kids/femarap.htm

    Disaster . . . it can happen anywhere,
    But we've got a few tips, so you can be prepared
    For floods, tornadoes, or even a 'quake,
    You've got to be ready - so your heart don't break.

    Disaster prep is your responsibility
    And mitigation is important to our agency.

    People helping people is what we do
    And FEMA is there to help see you through
    When disaster strikes, we are at our best
    But we're ready all the time, 'cause disasters don't rest.

    Written and performed by Scott J. Wolfson


    This is good and needs support for it clearly displays the childlike qualities and simplicity of african american modern music.

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