A Proposal: The Nordic Right of Return

[SudVolk]

Given the high level of concern amongst some Nords that their recessive gene-pool is being diluted though miscegenation with the "darker peoples" of Europe and beyond, I would like to propose the following solution:


The Nordic Right of Return

All people of Nordic phenotype should be allowed the right to return and settle in Scandanavia. A panel of experts shall be assembled who will judge any claim to being Nordic. If the panel agrees that a person is "Nordic enough"* then they shall be given the right to settle in a Scandanavian country** of their choice. Those whose claims are rejected by the panel will have to settle elsewhere; this includes those who have been living in Scandanavia and masquerading as Nordics.

For those Nords who find themselves unlucky enough to be living outside Scandanavia and for whom the linguistic and cultural upheaval will be too onerous, it is expected that each country with > 0.5% Nordic component shall provide a "Nordic Enclave" where such people can live together, free from the temptation to miscegenate with non-Nordics; such enclaves will preferably be sited in the North of such countries, close to snow if possible.

Travel between Scandanavia and Nordic enclaves will be tightly restricted (in both directions). If any Nordic couples produce a child that fails the test for being Nordic, then it will be placed up for adoption by a compatible non-Nordic couple.

*Albinos will not be given automatic right of return.
**Currently: Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Finland, Faroe Isles, Greenland, Iceland

[Loki]

Could you make it clear where these Nordic expatriates would hail from?

[SudVolk]

Could you make it clear where these Nordic expatriates would hail from?

Anywhere Nordic genes have expressed themselves.

[Loki]

Anywhere Nordic genes have expressed themselves.

Ok. It is a fair proposal, I think. Yet, if such Nordic expatriates have acquired some admixture (which they possibly have) in their countries of living, then they would probably be best suited for settlement in intermediately Nordic countries, such as England and Germany - only the purest should go to Scandinavia.

[SudVolk]

Ok. It is a fair proposal, I think. Yet, if such Nordic expatriates have acquired some admixture (which they possibly have) in their countries of living, then they would probably be best suited for settlement in intermediately Nordic countries, such as England and Germany - only the purest should go to Scandinavia.

Excellent, agreement between a Nord and a Nord-Med mongrel has been reached. How many of us will it take to table this proposal at the United Nations? I will happily donate my time (and possibly some money) to see it through to its logical conclusion.

[Sword Brethren]

Given the high level of concern amongst some Nords that their recessive gene-pool is being diluted though miscegenation with the "darker peoples" of Europe and beyond, I would like to propose the following solution:

The Nordic Right of Return
All people of Nordic phenotype should be allowed the right to return and settle in Scandanavia. A panel of experts shall be assembled who will judge any claim to being Nordic. If the panel agrees that a person is "Nordic enough"* then they shall be given the right to settle in a Scandanavian country** of their choice. Those whose claims are rejected by the panel will have to settle elsewhere; this includes those who have been living in Scandanavia and masquerading as Nordics. For those Nords who find themselves unlucky enough to be living outside Scandanavia and for whom the linguistic and cultural upheaval will be too onerous, it is expected that each country with > 0.5% Nordic component shall provide a "Nordic Enclave" where such people can live together, free from the temptation to miscegenate with non-Nordics; such enclaves will preferably be sited in the North of such countries, close to snow if possible. Travel between Scandanavia and Nordic enclaves will be tightly restricted (in both directions). If any Nordic couples produce a child that fails the test for being Nordic, then it will be placed up for adoption by a compatible non-Nordic couple.


*Albinos will not be given automatic right of return.
**Currently: Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Finland, Faroe Isles, Greenland, Iceland

I think you are well intentioned... However, do you really expect people to give up their children just because the phenotype is not right?

[Sword Brethren]

Ok. It is a fair proposal, I think. Yet, if such Nordic expatriates have acquired some admixture (which they possibly have) in their countries of living, then they would probably be best suited for settlement in intermediately Nordic countries, such as England and Germany - only the purest should go to Scandinavia.

You can have Scandinavia, I have no desire to live there. You nordics are welcome to it... Too darn cold there...

[Siegfried]

You can have Scandinavia, I have no desire to live there. You nordics are welcome to it... Too darn cold there...

I actually like the cold... Must be the Nordish genes

[SudVolk]

I actually like the cold... Must be the Nordish genes

Have your ancestors been miscegenating with Eskimos ?

[Siegfried]

Have your ancestors been miscegenating with Eskimos ?

:jaw

I sure hope not...