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    "Cute" and "super"; hearing them combined makes...

    "Cute" and "super"; hearing them combined makes my fingers flex to clasp a phantom meat cleaver with which, in my imagination, I swiftly relieve the utterer of her tongue.
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    I've just found out that my brother has a date...

    I've just found out that my brother has a date (of sorts) later today with some Pole. :|
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    Well, I don't recall any particular term of...

    Well, I don't recall any particular term of endearment being bestowed upon me, despite the lovableness of my personality. I was encircled in every area of life by imbeciles who laughably...
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    Poll! Whenever I had the rotten luck when I was small...

    Whenever I had the rotten luck when I was small to be dumped in my grandmother's charmingly brown and pastel house, I was treated to the evening tortures: a scrubbing with a celadon block and a towel...
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    Like all Scottish people, I can't get enough of...

    Like all Scottish people, I can't get enough of Blackpool.
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    I'm glad it doesn't say career. All people who...

    I'm glad it doesn't say career. All people who talk about careers should career face first into a wall so they can finally stop boring everyone. In her mid-twenties or so my sister transformed into...
  7. Thread: Favorite Animals

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    Apart from pied wagtails, probably most types of...

    Apart from pied wagtails, probably most types of rodent. My mother was a clean freak when I was growing up so we weren't allowed any animal larger than a hamster. I had a succession of these, all...
  8. Poll! Well, astoundingly enough, I've no desire to live...

    Well, astoundingly enough, I've no desire to live in a f*ck dull little box of mirrors, so when the two intersect, it's entirely incidental. I watch what's interesting and I do what I want. Probably...
  9. Well, somewhere in my late teens I shut the...

    Well, somewhere in my late teens I shut the curtains once and for all and began to fill my forlorn, etiolated days with internet.

    But when I was young and carefree I liked to light and melt...
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    I agree about India. It is a fascinating country....

    I agree about India. It is a fascinating country. My sister went there last year and returned with tales aplenty of Indians defecating in broad daylight, Indians urinating in broad daylight and...
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    I'm a silver bucket of swirling sunshine.

    I'm a silver bucket of swirling sunshine.
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    Poll! It wouldn't suit my personality.

    It wouldn't suit my personality.
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    I used to be pretty sarcastic, but I managed to...

    I used to be pretty sarcastic, but I managed to cut that out a few years ago and I feel much better for it. :)
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    Boring people striving to keep the boringness of...

    Boring people striving to keep the boringness of the places they impregnate with boring at an all-time boring.


    That doesn't piss me off, of course. It bores me.
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    I used to spend my sun-starved days on an...

    I used to spend my sun-starved days on an obscure, spidery little corner of the internet where sordid and tragic happenings were spun into lulzy banter by sociopathic miscreants. I was at my most...
  17. Thread: Do You Smoke?

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    Poll! You've just given many people's definition of...

    You've just given many people's definition of living. :D



    It certainly is not, but at least we have recourse to our little comforts.
  18. Thread: Do You Smoke?

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    Poll! No, I've never done anything enjoyable like that.

    No, I've never done anything enjoyable like that.
  19. Thread: Creepy Stories

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    I once had Mormons try to talk to me.

    I once had Mormons try to talk to me.
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  21. Everyone comes here thinking he can bag himself a...

    Everyone comes here thinking he can bag himself a haggis. Only trained professionals have a hope in hell of catching a haggis. I personally have never even seen one in the wild, and I've lived here...
  22. This is true, but the same can be said for...

    This is true, but the same can be said for Europeans regarding their respective nationalities. We are all more faithful to our national and regional identities than we are to some vague, broad notion...
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    http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee410/sneakwee...

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    I'd be a pied wagtail.

    I used to sit in my classrooms as a small child watching these little birds hop and spring about...
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    "What Country Should I Move To: Iceland or...

    "What Country Should I Move To: Iceland or Norway"

    "Ethnicity: German"

    "Ancestry: 50% German/Prussian 50% Irish"


    Neither.
  25. It's fairly easy to assess someone's personality...

    It's fairly easy to assess someone's personality without communicating with him overtly. Does he look/act/walk/talk like a shy guy/nerd/yuppie/buffoon/prat? Probably a shy...
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