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JŠnos Hunyadi
Sunday, November 5th, 2006, 11:54 PM
P. Diddy wants to become the first black Bond!

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20061103/2006_11_03t084548_450x322_us_leisure_did dy_bond.jpg?x=380&y=272&sig=PgmL1Y1SWgomFtWeG5ngqw--

COPENHAGEN (Reuters) - He changed his stage name from Puff Daddy to P. Diddy and now Diddy, but what he would really like to be called is Bond ... James Bond.

"One day the time will come for a black Bond and hopefully I can audition for it," U.S. rapper and entrepreneur Sean "Diddy" Combs said on the sidelines of the MTV Europe Music Awards late on Thursday.

"It's a dream of mine to play a great role like that."
The current holder of that position is actor Daniel Craig, who plays the secret agent in the eagerly-awaited "Casino Royale," which comes out later this month. Craig also attended the Copenhagen show to present an award.

"I love the Bond they have now," said Diddy. "He's a great actor and I think they made a great choice."

Diddy's acting resume consists mainly of a role as a death-row inmate in the racially charged drama "Monster's Ball" in 2002.

As Bond, Diddy, who performed at the MTV awards, said he would apply his mantra of always making sure his audience is entertained.

"That's what we get paid to do," he said, sporting a sharp gray suit and oversized sunglasses. "If I'm going to step on the stage, I'm going to entertain you. Hopefully the people felt entertained tonight."


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061103/ts_nm/leisure_diddy_bond_dc

Hohenheim
Sunday, November 5th, 2006, 11:59 PM
Puff who?

Red Skull
Monday, November 6th, 2006, 12:02 AM
I hardly use this acronym, but: LOL

Is this a joke?

JŠnos Hunyadi
Monday, November 6th, 2006, 12:25 AM
I hardly use this acronym, but: LOL

Is this a joke?

Nope, he's dead serious!

JŠnos Hunyadi
Monday, November 6th, 2006, 12:32 AM
Puff who?

I've acutally read that Bosnia, Albania, and Macedonia are the only 3 European countries which don't recieve MTV!

Is this true?

If so then that would explain why you've never heard of him!

Hohenheim
Monday, November 6th, 2006, 02:10 AM
I've acutally read that Bosnia, Albania, and Macedonia are the only 3 European countries which don't recieve MTV!

Is this true?

If so then that would explain why you've never heard of him!

??? No, we have MTV. MTV Adria (it covers whole ex yougolsavia). And even if would not have it, we STILL have satellite TV, you know .Where do you think I live? The middle of nowhere? Come one, it's still Europe, and so ofcourse I know who P. Diddy is ;)

And about Albania, I don't know.

By saying "Puff who?" I only tried to say that I don't give a s..t about him, MTV and similar crap :| :)

Skildur
Monday, November 6th, 2006, 02:22 AM
??? No, we have MTV. MTV Adria (it covers whole ex yougolsavia). And even if would not have it, we STILL have satellite TV, you know .Where do you think I live? The middle of nowhere? Come one, it's still Europe, and so ofcourse I know who P. Diddy is ;)

And about Albania, I don't know.

By saying "Puff who?" I only tried to say that I don't give a s..t about him, MTV and similar crap :| :)


Good points. MTV actually is just another Amercan dream (or rather nightmare) which makes superstars and idols out of worthless people. Diddy is good example of such "nothing" who happened to become "everything" thanks to brainwashing power of MTV.

Pro-Alpine
Monday, November 6th, 2006, 02:41 AM
Let's not destroy such a good film series with some spoiled mofo.

Tryggvi
Monday, November 6th, 2006, 03:06 AM
"One day the time will come for a black Bond and hopefully I can audition for it," U.S. rapper and entrepreneur Sean "Diddy" Combs said on the sidelines of the MTV Europe Music Awards late on Thursday. I'm sure that the very moment these news had made it to the cinematic society entrusted with the production of the Bond series, some of its members deemed it a fascinating idea. "A black Bond! Why didn't we think about this earlier?" they mused.

Cedarman
Monday, November 6th, 2006, 05:48 AM
well what else is next? A black president? The black house?

Janus
Monday, November 6th, 2006, 01:18 PM
That will never come (atleast I hope so).
James Bond is and will ever be a British gentleman and it would already be heretic to let a Frenchman play him but a negro? No way or they would destroy a great film series.

Ferryman
Monday, November 6th, 2006, 01:43 PM
Weren't they going to make Bond gay anyway? Since they're going to destroy the womanizing role model for men all around the world why not make him black at the same time? I'm sure Diddy wouldn't mind kissing another bloke and then some... :D

nicholas
Monday, November 6th, 2006, 02:03 PM
well what else is next? A black president? The black house?

There's already been a few movies that've had black presidents.

ares
Monday, November 6th, 2006, 02:23 PM
After I've seen a black viking (http://www.jomsvikings.com/heroes/bin_yousef.php), I don't find the idea of a black James Bond surprising in the least. :|


Exactly! This is what's happening worldwide. Why can't that black man be content to play/portray the traditions of his negro ancestors. Hah black viking indeed! Having written this, I give the greatest blame to the jomsviking organisers/founders or whatever for going multicultural, and not to the negro.

I would like to add that while I admire such ventures I feel that this spoils what this group stands for in the first place.

JŠnos Hunyadi
Monday, November 6th, 2006, 08:17 PM
"A black Bond! Why didn't we think about this earlier?" they mused.

He could be Double O Sambo!

Who knows, maybe one day if multiculturalists put enough pressure on the Bond franchise it might be forced to remake all of the old Bond films in "Afrocentric fashion"!

Official James Bond films:

1) Dr. No --- Dr Ho'.
2) From Russia With Love --- From Somalia with AID's
3) Goldfinger --- Goldteeth.
4) Thunderball
5) You Only Live Twice
6) On Her Majesty's Secret Service --- On Blairs Secret Orders.
7) Diamonds Are Forever --- Diamonds is fo' Stealing.
8) Live and Let Die --- Live and let "Whitey" Die.
9) The Man with the Golden Gun --- The Brotha' with the Golden Bling.
10) The Spy Who Loved Me --- The Spy Who Mugged Me.
11)Moonraker --- Coonraker.
12) For Your Eyes Only
13) Octopussy --- Me want White Pussy
14) A View to a Kill --- A Muggings a Thrill.
15) The Living Daylights
16) Licence to Kill --- Licence to Kill the white man.
17) GoldenEye
18) Tomorrow Never Dies
19) The World is Not Enough --- The World is Not Enough We Still Want More.
20) Die Another Day --- Cry Racism Another Day.
21) Casino Royale

Anymore suggestions are welcome! :D

Tabitha
Monday, November 6th, 2006, 08:22 PM
Tough, Ian Fleming wrote the character as a blue eyed brunet North Atlantid. That's why Daniel Craig has darkened his hair slightly for the role.

Poetic licence is unacceptable in this instance!

Allenson
Monday, November 6th, 2006, 09:03 PM
Let's not forget the black Beowulf!

http://www.princeofthegeats.com/cast.htm

Hohenheim
Monday, November 6th, 2006, 10:11 PM
Let's not forget the black Beowulf!

http://www.princeofthegeats.com/cast.htm

:-O :headwall

Now, I have seen everything! Who's also black? Alfred the Great, Joan of Arc... Alf?

Allenson
Monday, November 6th, 2006, 10:30 PM
Coming soon to a theater near you. ;)

OneEnglishNorman
Monday, November 6th, 2006, 10:34 PM
Morgan "elderly wise old fart rambling monotonous black guy" Freeman will be the next Bond :thumbup

http://www.reflections.it/interviste/2005/morgan_freeman/01.jpg

"Please... do not... fall asleep... while I... deliver... my... next line... of dialogue... give me... the microfilm!!!"

Hohenheim
Monday, November 6th, 2006, 10:42 PM
Coming soon to a theater near you. ;)

???

I must have fallen into a black hole, and here I am, in a parallel universe. Or? I mean, how else could all this be possible. If I'm still in the same universe, then there is only one thing left to do... BECOME A MULTICULTURALIST :heartbeat :chinese :jude:mexican:arab:negroid:abo:heartbeat :D ... just kidding. ;)

Pro-Alpine
Tuesday, November 7th, 2006, 12:16 AM
What's next? Black Alpines? :shrug

nicholas
Tuesday, November 7th, 2006, 12:43 AM
What's next? Black Alpines? :shrug

They hang out at popeye's.

yes theres a chain similar to KFC called popeyes.

Hohenheim
Tuesday, November 7th, 2006, 12:52 AM
They hang out at popeye's.

yes theres a chain similar to KFC called popeyes.

I know pro-Alpines first thought when you mentioned that name:

Why do birds suddenly appear
Everytime you are near?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you...

BasqueDirndl
Tuesday, November 7th, 2006, 12:56 AM
I'll help fill so' mo

1) Dr. No --- Dr Ho'.---hahaha, Or just Dr. Dre
2) From Russia With Love --- From Somalia with AID's (good one)
3) Goldfinger --- Goldteeth. Goldblinger
4) Thunderball--- Thunderbooty
5) You Only Live Twice--- You Only Live in Da Hood.
6) On Her Majesty's Secret Service --- On Her Skank Ass' Secret Service
7) Diamonds Are Forever --- Diamonds is fo' Stealing.---hahaha
8) Live and Let Die --- Live and let "Whitey" Die.
9) The Man with the Golden Gun --- The Brotha' with the Golden Bling.
10) The Spy Who Loved Me --- The Spy Who Mugged Me.hahaha:D
11)Moonraker --- Coonraker.
12) For Your Eyes Only---Fo' Your Eyes Only Fo' fifty dollas'
13) Octopussy --- Me want White Pussy---Got Yo' P*ssy Biatch
14) A View to a Kill --- A Muggings a Thrill.---A View to da Drive-by.
15) The Living Daylights---The Living On Welfare
16) Licence to Kill --- Licence to Kill the white man.---License To Bust A Cap on Dat Mo' Fo's Ass
17) GoldenEye---GoldenGrillz
18) Tomorrow Never Dies---Da White Man Neva' Dies
19) The World is Not Enough --- The World is Not Enough We Still Want More.---Da Baby's Momma Not Enuff
20) Die Another Day --- Cry Racism Another Day.(Good one!)
21) Casino Royale---Cadillac Lowrider

∆meric
Tuesday, November 7th, 2006, 01:37 AM
As stupid as a Black James Bond sounds, Hollywood as a history of Negroizing Europid literary characters.

http://www.postersnthings.com/posters/the_wiz/wiz.jpg

JŠnos Hunyadi
Tuesday, November 7th, 2006, 03:16 AM
Seriously though, Billy Dee Williams (Lando Calrissian from Star Wars) might make a good Bond!

http://www.smartishpace.com/home/images/AWP/01Colt-45_1.jpg


I can see it now. . . . . . .

"I'll have some Colt 45 Malt Liqour, shaken not stirred!"

BasqueDirndl
Tuesday, November 7th, 2006, 03:56 AM
Yo da name's Bond...Jamel Bond:DI like my Colt Fo'Five, shakin, not stirred.

JŠnos Hunyadi
Tuesday, November 7th, 2006, 04:21 AM
Yo da name's Bond...Jamel Bond.

Jamal Bongo IQ 007! ;)

Now who should we cast as "M" and "Q"?

Janus
Tuesday, November 7th, 2006, 10:37 AM
I don't think we should negroize already existing James Bonds, that world is not enough but I think I have a license to create a totally new negro Bond.

Bond, Jamal Bond (Puff Daddy) is sent by kenyan MI-6 Chef M (played by Whoopie Goldberg) on a Mission to stop an arch Villain who calls himself Thriller, a really mean KKK racist who plans to spread AIDS over all negrohood with infected hoes. Before he goes to his evil Headquarter, the Everland Ranch, he goes to Q (Xzibit (the guy from Pimp my Ride)) and gets his car pimped so he can have three hoes and bitches at once while the autopilot drives the car and of course a basketball playing lowrider. When he confronts the Thriller ( played by Michael Jackson) he figures out that he was black himself but hated his heritage so much that he wants to turn everybody either white or dead. Of course after a some nigger moments and a drive by as showdown Bond wins and gets all da hoes of Thriller without caring of their AIDS.

END.

Allenson
Tuesday, November 7th, 2006, 01:54 PM
What's next? Black Alpines? :shrug


Best laugh I've had this morning. Thanks for that. :thumbup