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Taras Bulba
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 08:42 PM
Nice satire article that actually exposes much truth!


Today's Neo-Nazis Have No Respect For Tradition

By Karl Quandt
January 24, 2007 | Issue 43•04

The other week, I read that the founder of the National Vanguard is in the clink for having child pornography in his computer. What is going on with today's white nationalists? Here it is, 2007, and global Aryan supremacy is no closer to becoming a reality than it was 60 years ago. I lay the blame squarely on the shoulders of this new generation. These kids today are making a disgrace of neo-Nazism.

In my day, it wasn't just about mindless hate—we hated because we stood for something. Namely, tradition, discipline, and self-respect: values that these low-life punks have no comprehension of whatsoever. We exalted our glorious forebears, in Germany as well as the United States. But who today remembers the great American neo-Nazi leaders like George Lincoln Rockwell or Matt Koehl? Who honors the great heroes and martyrs of the National Socialist White People's Party?

It's enough to make me ashamed to be a neo-Nazi.

You can't just call yourself the Master Race—you have to act like it, and hold yourself to a higher standard than those you despise and wish to exterminate. Have you seen the way these kids dress? Their idea of a "uniform" is a T-shirt and combat boots. The rural militias are even worse, with their filthy fatigues and long hair and beer guts. Excuse me, but I hardly think hillbilly rejects are what our great Führer had in mind when he dreamed of a world filled with Aryan supermen. I wouldn't even let them in my front door, let alone conspire with them to blow up a synagogue.

Don't these people have any white pride?

And don't get me started on the whole "skinhead" thing. What idiot came up with that idea? When everybody's bald, you can't even tell who's blond. Back in the '70s, we combed our hair neatly, wore starched, pressed brown shirts, and polished our jackboots until you could use them as mirrors. We always looked presentable, even when beating up Mexican migrant workers or sending hate mail to Jewish leaders. And if there was an organizational meeting, by golly, you showed up for it. If you were given a task, you did it: Those leaflets didn't pass themselves out.

Of course, that was back when being a neo-Nazi still meant something. Evidently, the neo-Nazis of today think that all you need to do to keep the fires of white nationalism burning is to carve a swastika on your chest or strap an armband around the sleeve of a dingy plaid-flannel shirt.

Breaking bottles, overturning garbage cans, spray-painting racial slurs, cranking out hour after mind-numbing hour of that ridiculous punk-rock music—you call that neo-Nazism? When we wanted to relax after a long day of marching in downtown Skokie, we sang good patriotic German anthems like the "Horst Wessel Song."

And the way these kids fight! Where's the skill? Sure, in the glory days of the 1930s, the Nazis doled out their fair share of beatings against the defenseless. But they did it with a little thing called "class." Watching these kids throw drunken punches and thrash around like netted trout in their mosh pits, I'd be shocked if more than three of them could even goose-step in a straight line. They couldn't make a train run on time if their lives depended on it, let alone conceive the V-2 rocket or Zyklon B.

I'll tell you one other thing—we weren't parked on our butts typing away on the Internet all day in some dank room surrounded by empty beer cans. We were at our remote Montana compounds, enjoying the rugged outdoors. We went on nature hikes, built huge bonfires, and held daily target practice so we'd be ready for the coming race war. All these nerds today want to do is make Web videos decrying the Zionist agenda. That reminds me—if you're going to appear online, the least you can do is shave. And if you must tattoo an eagle with an iron cross in its talons across your back, put on a shirt, for crying out loud. Tattoos aren't anything to brag about. Tattoos are for inking numbers on the forearms of Jews.

I also hear that when these kids are in prison, they spend their time sodomizing each other. Why, when we were in prison, we took advantage of our extra time to write manifestos and memorize The Turner Diaries. Buggery was the furthest thing from our mind—we saved our essence for propagating the white race when we got out.

I suppose this new generation will probably call me an old geezer, just because I still believe in putting on a tie before giving the Hitler salute. But damn it, if we can't live up to the values that made Nazism great, we might as well just not have any neo-Nazi movement at all.

Friday, February 2nd, 2007, 05:23 PM
The movement should split in three, one serious(the one article stands for), one not serious - the one the article claims to criticize and one that is spiritual which should have nothing to do with the other two. I'm also sick and tired of not criticizing a movement that never evolves because protecting the leaders that we have, under the name of "unity", is more important than building something great.

Dutch Dennis
Sunday, February 11th, 2007, 03:01 AM
It would be nice if some people started a grass-roots level organisation built upon the ideological principles of National Socialism. But leave all the other baggage behind. That would be one sure way to keep people out that are just plain liabilities.

I suspect that a huge majority of the "neo-nazis" around today don't have the slightest clue about NS ideology. If you take away the swastika and the regalia NS actually stands a chance at appealing to those people that are interested in going in a different direction with our societies and cultures.

The present Neo-Nazi organisations are merely an outlet for youthful frustration and rebellion, sadly.

Where are the position papers on environmental issues, law and order, national defence, foreign relations, economic issues, education systems, monetary policies, etc etc

National Socialist ideology is a foundation for a new form of state, at least according to real National Socialists.

All too frequently Nazism is held up as a mythical perfect state by people that just end up complaining about the present state. How about sprucing up your understanding of actual National Socialist positions on various issues and vocalising them for others to hear or publish them for others to read.

Perhaps I am just being too idealistic in expecting National Socialism to have an intellectual side.

Dr. Solar Wolff
Sunday, February 11th, 2007, 05:44 AM
What Dutch Dennis says is so true in the USA. I doubt if 3% of Stormfront posters could explain NS in three paragraphs which would mean something. This is so depressing. NS has been "educated" out of our educational system as something not worth consideration.

Monday, February 12th, 2007, 12:19 AM
It would be nice if some people started a grass-roots level organisation built upon the ideological principles of National Socialism. But leave all the other baggage behind.

I agree.

The values of National Socialism predated it, and we know they are necessary, but the baggage of "hate" and basement-dweller anger will retard us.

It's also a mistake to class ourselves as conservatives or liberals. We are the last real third option.

Old Winter
Friday, August 7th, 2009, 12:17 PM
The rural militias are even worse, with their filthy fatigues and long hair and beer guts.

Long hair ?

Anyway, good article about what is wrong with today’s National Socialist world.

Friday, August 7th, 2009, 06:31 PM
I am impressed, although The Onion is really just being sarcastic and looking for laughs. It is very true.