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Hellenic Eagle
Monday, January 5th, 2004, 09:38 PM
http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/

Agrippa
Monday, January 5th, 2004, 10:09 PM
July 19, 2051
at the age of 74 years old.
^^

Evolved
Monday, January 5th, 2004, 11:51 PM
July 12, 2059
at the age of 77 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (46%)
Drowning (10%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (6%)

cosmocreator
Tuesday, January 6th, 2004, 07:11 AM
March 13, 2043
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Auto-Fellatio? Hahaha

Hellenic Eagle
Tuesday, January 6th, 2004, 10:32 PM
November 27, 2048
at the age of 68 years old.

Milesian
Tuesday, January 6th, 2004, 11:15 PM
June 13, 2040
at the age of 61 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Homicide (5%)

Frans_Jozef
Wednesday, January 7th, 2004, 02:03 AM
I will outlive you, Milesian, but not for much years more.... :D


"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 3, 2041
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (7%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on February 3, 2041, as you slip silently into the night.

cosmocreator
Wednesday, January 7th, 2004, 02:14 AM
So far, I'm going to live the oldest. I'm not sure that's a good thing.

Ominous Lord Spoonblade
Wednesday, January 7th, 2004, 02:17 AM
I will die....

...on October 10, 2042
at the age of 58 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Alcoholism (19%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

I hope it's the last one :naughty

cosmocreator
Wednesday, January 7th, 2004, 02:20 AM
You're gonna die before me. Only the good die young. ;P


I will die....

...on October 10, 2042
at the age of 58 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Alcoholism (19%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

I hope it's the last one :naughty

Ominous Lord Spoonblade
Wednesday, January 7th, 2004, 02:23 AM
You're gonna die before me. Only the good die young. ;P

Oh no arguments there :halo I'm sacred.

cosmocreator
Wednesday, January 7th, 2004, 02:26 AM
Oh no arguments there :halo I'm sacred.


So now the real you comes out. You sweet, sweet girl. :fcurtsy:

Ominous Lord Spoonblade
Wednesday, January 7th, 2004, 03:03 AM
So now the real you comes out. You sweet, sweet girl. :fcurtsy:

No, there are just two of me's. :insane

Jack
Wednesday, January 7th, 2004, 10:35 AM
No, there are just two of me's. :insane
In Tyler we trust ;) Nice signature by the way.

"You have to know, not fear, that some day you are going to die. Until you know that and embrace that, you are useless".

December 28, 2040
at the age of 54 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Aien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Homicide (6%)

Milesian
Wednesday, January 7th, 2004, 10:58 AM
So far looks as if I'm still going to die first - so the good really do die young! I'm going to invite to invite you all to the longest , most Catholic funeral EVER! Mwuhahaha! :pope

- St Milesian of Skadi :)

Ominous Lord Spoonblade
Wednesday, January 7th, 2004, 09:35 PM
Nice signature by the way.

Nice comment on your part :D hehehe



December 28, 2040
at the age of 54 years old.

Quit smoking and drinking :P

Tryggvi
Wednesday, January 7th, 2004, 10:30 PM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die

at the age of 83 years old.

You will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alcoholism (7%) :wtf
Alien Abduction (5%)

Awar
Wednesday, January 7th, 2004, 10:34 PM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 16, 2059
at the age of 80 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (38%)
Cancer (20%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Alcoholism (8%)

I certainly hope I won't live that long!

Angelcynn Beorn
Thursday, January 8th, 2004, 02:10 AM
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

November 6, 2053
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (21%)
Alien Abduction (14%) :alien
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (7%)

cosmocreator
Thursday, January 8th, 2004, 03:33 AM
I think Tryggvi and AWAR have deleted some options. Tryggvi your percentage only adds up to 67% and AWAR yours adds up to 76%.

Awar
Thursday, January 8th, 2004, 04:03 AM
I think I'll die 100% from heart failure :D

Tryggvi
Thursday, January 8th, 2004, 12:32 PM
I think Tryggvi and AWAR have deleted some options. Tryggvi your percentage only adds up to 67% and AWAR yours adds up to 76%.
The percentages never (or rarely if ever) add up to 100%. Apparently only the most probable causes are listed.

Noddy
Thursday, January 8th, 2004, 12:39 PM
August 15, 2050
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (45%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Homicide (7%)
Heart Attack (5%)

Don't know where they get alien abduction from.

Jack
Friday, January 9th, 2004, 09:08 AM
Nice comment on your part :D hehehe

It was an opinion from the heart :D


Quit smoking and drinking :P
lol. I drink once every two weeks and smoke a pack of cigarettes every 3-4 days :P It's not that often. Just looks like it ;)

Tryggvi
Friday, January 9th, 2004, 10:39 PM
lol. I drink once every two weeks and smoke a pack of cigarettes every 3-4 days :P It's not that often. Just looks like it ;)Stop lying.

There are no people who can use addictive substances moderately, reasonably, or for enjoyment. We all know that once you take a drag of a cigarette, or drink a bit of alcohol, you are doomed to chain-smoke and to chain-drink for the rest of your life, until you die of heart failure, organ damage, or overdose.

And that's why smokes and vodka should be banned. :D

TaintedLove
Sunday, January 11th, 2004, 03:11 PM
Ha ha, I'm going to outlive you all. (Though that does mean I'm the most boring :P)

You can expect to die on: July 2, 2074 at the age of 90 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Alien Abduction (20%)
Homicide (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Organ Failure (5%)

Mac Seafraidh
Sunday, January 11th, 2004, 03:25 PM
August 8, 2050
at the age of 68 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

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Jack
Monday, January 12th, 2004, 07:38 AM
Stop lying.

There are no people who can use addictive substances moderately, reasonably, or for enjoyment. We all know that once you take a drag of a cigarette, or drink a bit of alcohol, you are doomed to chain-smoke and to chain-drink for the rest of your life, until you die of heart failure, organ damage, or overdose.

And that's why smokes and vodka should be banned. :D

Try it. I will get my vodka and smokes one way or another :D