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Evolved
Monday, October 27th, 2003, 06:09 AM
If You’re Happy and you Know It, Bomb Iraq
By John Robbins

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq!
If the market is a drama, bomb Iraq!
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is lookin’ shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq!

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq!
If we think that someone’s dissed us, bomb Iraq!
So to hell with the inspections,
Let’s look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq!

It’s pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq!
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq!
They’ve got weapons we can’t see,
And that’s all the proof we need,
If they’re not there, they must be,
Bomb Iraq!

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq!
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq!
If you think Saddam’s gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad,
Bomb Iraq!

If corporate fraud is growin’, bomb Iraq!
And your ties to it are showin’, bomb Iraq!
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain’t easy,
And your manhood’s gettin’ queasy,
Bomb Iraq!

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq!
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq!
Disagree? We’ll call it treason,
Let’s make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq!

:unclesam

Pomor
Monday, October 27th, 2003, 04:11 PM
If You’re Happy and you Know It, Bomb Iraq


I think the same poem was posted by Estell a while back. Or maybe a bit different one.

21wqre2
Monday, October 27th, 2003, 08:42 PM
Its amusing no 'weapons of mass distruction' were found after all this.

Ogmios
Wednesday, November 5th, 2003, 03:52 PM
No need to bomb Iraq anymore.....The Iraqi's are doing it themselves! :D

Is that what they mean by empowerment? ;(

Ogmios
Wednesday, November 5th, 2003, 03:55 PM
PS Re the 'no weapons of mass destruction were found'.

It hasnt helped that saddam used a lot of his stocks of Tabun, VX and Phosgene of hapless Iranian Soldiers, and the poor Kurds of Halabja....

But them , I suppose using WMD's against simple Kurdish village folk and Iranians doesnt count as WMD use in your books? ;(

Lostchild1962
Wednesday, November 12th, 2003, 07:56 AM
Its amusing no 'weapons of mass distruction' were found after all this.

Yeah true..and if there are any..Im sure they are buried deep..I think it was about oil as well as getting Sadam out of power..just too bad they didnt get him out 30 years ago ..before it got to this..Now all our future will mostly be is watching out for the ragheads..I say close borders..now..before its too late..
Sis Kay

Evolved
Wednesday, November 12th, 2003, 07:58 AM
My poorly rendered in Photoshop take on the US and it's Allies...