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Triglav
Saturday, August 7th, 2004, 11:02 PM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040806/od_nm/odd_crime_toes_dc

Needed: a Ban on Unsolicited Toe-Licking?

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - The Dutch Labour party wants to pass a law making unsolicited toe-licking an offence after police were unable to prosecute a would-be Casanova with a taste for female toes because he had committed no crime.

A police spokesman said on Friday a man had been detained after women sunning themselves in Rotterdam's parks and beaches claimed he would sneak up on them and begin to lick their toes.

"The officers had to let him go. Licking a stranger's toes is rather unusual but there is really nothing criminal about it," the spokesman said.

Dutch press reports said the man, who is about 35, had been licking the toes of strangers for about three years but was only recently caught by police.

Peter van Heemst, a Labour member of parliament, asked Christian Democrat Justice Minister Piet Hein Donner on Friday to explain why Dutch laws forbid littering but not uninvited toe-licking. van Heemst demanded an amendment prohibiting it.

"It is a violation of one's privacy and one's physical integrity," he told a local news agency. "The norm... is that no one should touch your body if you haven't asked them first."

A spokesman for Donner said the minister could not immediately comment.

bocian
Saturday, August 7th, 2004, 11:08 PM
I sense someone has a foot fetish. :D

Triglav
Saturday, August 7th, 2004, 11:20 PM
I sense someone has a foot fetish. :D

I'm 23. The gentleman in question is 35. ;)

Sigrun Christianson
Sunday, August 8th, 2004, 03:48 AM
I'm 23. The gentleman in question is 35. ;)Your secret is out, you perv. ;)

Hey, are you trying to move into Phlegethon's territory?! He is our resident sex-pervert-story-poster.

Dr. Solar Wolff
Sunday, August 8th, 2004, 08:14 AM
I sounds like the Dutch have way too much time on their hands.

Triglav
Sunday, August 8th, 2004, 09:34 AM
Your secret is out, you perv. ;)

Yeah, honestly - as if there was nothing more alluring on a woman to "lick"... ;)


Hey, are you trying to move into Phlegethon's territory?! He is our resident sex-pervert-story-poster.

I am but one of his 12 apostles. :pope

Imperator X
Thursday, August 19th, 2004, 05:34 AM
How do people here at the Skadi forum feel about sexual perversion? I know there is a condemnation of homosexuality (which doesn't make sense, gays don't infringe on your rights.) but what about general sexual deviants? It was said that Hitler was quite the submissive man in the bedroom but who knows whether it was just propaganda. :naughty :adolf

Evolved
Saturday, August 21st, 2004, 12:19 AM
There's nothing wrong with licking clean feet. :)

Sigrun Christianson
Saturday, August 21st, 2004, 03:26 AM
How do people here at the Skadi forum feel about sexual perversion? I know there is a condemnation of homosexuality (which doesn't make sense, gays don't infringe on your rights.) but what about general sexual deviants? It was said that Hitler was quite the submissive man in the bedroom but who knows whether it was just propaganda. :naughty :adolfYou'd have to define sexual perversion/deviation before that question can be answered. If you really want to make a thread about this, please use the Adult Forum.

Alkman
Saturday, August 21st, 2004, 04:22 AM
There's nothing wrong with licking clean feet. :)I consider "clean" nothing less than 2 minutes after bath,at least when feets are involved :)

TisaAnne
Saturday, August 21st, 2004, 07:37 AM
There's nothing wrong with licking clean feet. :)All fungus aside, this foot is technically clean ;)
http://forums.skadi.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=17803&stc=1

Alkman
Saturday, August 21st, 2004, 07:05 PM
All fungus aside, this foot is technically clean ;)
http://forums.skadi.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=17803&stc=1There is something ubnormal with your foot.Second toe should be longer than the big one :P

TisaAnne
Saturday, August 21st, 2004, 08:26 PM
There is something ubnormal with your foot.Second toe should be longer than the big one :PThat, my friend, is not my foot! My toes are of the lickable variety, not at all like the festering mutant ones in the picture. (BTW, my second toe is longer than the big one :D...I presume you belong to the Long-Second-Toe Club as well??? ;) )

Alkman
Saturday, August 21st, 2004, 08:57 PM
That, my friend, is not my foot! My toes are of the lickable variety, not at all like the festering mutant ones in the picture. (BTW, my second toe is longer than the big one :D...I presume you belong to the Long-Second-Toe Club as well??? ;) )"According to anatomists three quarters of the population have a so-called Egyptian foot which is characterized by a great toe longer than the second toe, 1/6 of the population have a so-called Greek foot where the great toe is shorter than the second toe, while the rest of the population have a square foot where the great toe has the same length as the second. The reference to Egypt is due to the fact that in Egyptian paintings (where usually feet were shown from a profile point of view) the great toe appeared longer than the second toe. The reference to Greece is due to the fact that Greek statues showed feet having the second toe longer than the great toe.
Notwithstanding the prevailing anatomy, nearly all the Roman statues, often copies of Greek originals, have Greek feet. It is not easy to find a statue with an evident Egyptian foot, because even Egyptian statues have Greek feet. Neoclassic artists had such an admiration for Greece that their statues have Greek feet. "
http://forums.skadi.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=17809&stc=1
Greek Foot Superiority! ;)

TisaAnne
Saturday, August 21st, 2004, 09:19 PM
But I'm not Greek ;( ???
Here is something you may find interesting (or disturbing, depending on how you look at it!) It's about how long second toes are indicators for criminals and even serial killers....:dfu
http://www.chebucto.ns.ca/Recreation/notionalpest/longtoes.html

Phlegethon
Sunday, August 22nd, 2004, 01:12 AM
Lick those:



http://www.jennaworld.com/market_pigs_hooves.jpg

green nationalist
Sunday, August 22nd, 2004, 06:02 PM
I sounds like the Dutch have way too much time on their hands.
By the looks of this thread, the people at skadi have too much time on their hands

:D

QuietWind
Saturday, October 2nd, 2004, 03:38 AM
Is the second toe really supposed to be longer? When I was in 1st grade, I made fun of a girl in gymnastics for having a very long second toe until I realized that I was the only one without! (Egg on my face!) I'll be the brave one and show my feet. :D